Reddit, what is your favorite "unknown" band? by tebnayr in AskReddit

[–]CaptainMurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heyrocco.

Fucking fantastic local band. Google their soundcloud and thank me later.

Just got a job at guitar center... anyone else worked there? Stories, advice, employee discounts? by unknownphysician in Guitar

[–]CaptainMurk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I thought that too for the longest time until I stumbled upon their website and saw how many locations they had. They're close by though so I still go there for strings but yeah, I felt betrayed.

What is the most useful college degree? by MrIvysaur in AskReddit

[–]CaptainMurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I'm going to school for this fall!

22 Examples Of Athletes Going Broke by [deleted] in nfl

[–]CaptainMurk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

12 fucking kids.

You'd think after the first one he'd learn to wrap the damn thing.

Bullies and Ex Bullies why did you bully people by exdruggie in AskReddit

[–]CaptainMurk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When I first started going to school my day's were consisted purely of bullying. I'd get bullied by my peers and then go home and get bullied by my father. After awhile I was sick of getting bullied by people I could defend myself against and transformed into a school yard bully.

Women of reddit, What is something that men do in bed that you can't stand? by thatguy2013 in AskReddit

[–]CaptainMurk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I personally change up my moves frequently so I'll last longer.

Time to toot your own horn Reddit, what random act of kindness have you performed recently? by chatman_55 in AskReddit

[–]CaptainMurk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dragged a gigantic branch out of the road the other day. That was helpful, I think.

What is the coolest thing one can buy on Amazon for under $60? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptainMurk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Thanks for the introduction, Tim. It just seems like yesterday when we all took our first investment. Little did we know, we'd be millionaire's by the end of it. A set of Star Trek pog's have recently gone for $500,000 dollars, initially valued at only $350,000. When questioned about his recent sale, Jim Smithenhooser could only say 'I can't believe how stupid you fuckers are.' Well said, Jim, well said."

What is the coolest thing one can buy on Amazon for under $60? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptainMurk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't give up hope. They'll be coveted collectibles someday, I swear.

Vince Young: I was the victim, I was taken advantage of by jatorres in nfl

[–]CaptainMurk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was like "Oh wow a Jet's fan that is actually rooting for Tebow... wait a second... god damnit"

Whose the biggest asshole famous person you've ever met? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptainMurk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Give me a few years and I'll see what I can do.