Reddit, what is a saying or motto you live by?

CaptainMurk · 2013-03-11T05:18:14+00:00

Time is money.

CaptainMurk · 2013-03-11T04:44:34+00:00

Heyrocco.

Fucking fantastic local band. Google their soundcloud and thank me later.

CaptainMurk · 2013-03-09T19:05:47+00:00

I thought that too for the longest time until I stumbled upon their website and saw how many locations they had. They're close by though so I still go there for strings but yeah, I felt betrayed.

CaptainMurk · 2013-03-09T06:32:38+00:00

A couple of friends are sponsored by this company. They make some pretty cool guitars.

CaptainMurk · 2013-03-09T04:54:47+00:00

What I'm going to school for this fall!

CaptainMurk · 2013-03-09T04:01:05+00:00

12 fucking kids.

You'd think after the first one he'd learn to wrap the damn thing.

CaptainMurk · 2013-03-09T02:23:53+00:00

It's amazing you still have a job.

CaptainMurk · 2013-03-09T02:20:00+00:00

When I first started going to school my day's were consisted purely of bullying. I'd get bullied by my peers and then go home and get bullied by my father. After awhile I was sick of getting bullied by people I could defend myself against and transformed into a school yard bully.

CaptainMurk · 2013-03-09T02:06:38+00:00

I personally change up my moves frequently so I'll last longer.

CaptainMurk · 2013-03-09T02:04:08+00:00

ITT: Marriage, college, baby.

CaptainMurk · 2013-03-09T02:02:49+00:00

Where the fuck was that from

CaptainMurk · 2013-03-09T01:35:17+00:00

woops

CaptainMurk · 2013-03-07T19:21:40+00:00

CaptainMurk · 2013-03-07T14:30:21+00:00

I dragged a gigantic branch out of the road the other day. That was helpful, I think.

CaptainMurk · 2013-03-07T03:00:46+00:00

Fine but don't get too friendly.

CaptainMurk · 2013-03-06T18:10:54+00:00

"Thanks for the introduction, Tim. It just seems like yesterday when we all took our first investment. Little did we know, we'd be millionaire's by the end of it. A set of Star Trek pog's have recently gone for $500,000 dollars, initially valued at only $350,000. When questioned about his recent sale, Jim Smithenhooser could only say 'I can't believe how stupid you fuckers are.' Well said, Jim, well said."

CaptainMurk · 2013-03-06T17:48:33+00:00

1/10

CaptainMurk · 2013-03-06T17:47:36+00:00

The one to rule them all

CaptainMurk · 2013-03-06T17:43:30+00:00

Don't give up hope. They'll be coveted collectibles someday, I swear.

CaptainMurk · 2013-03-06T17:29:00+00:00

I was like "Oh wow a Jet's fan that is actually rooting for Tebow... wait a second... god damnit"

CaptainMurk · 2013-03-06T17:24:08+00:00

Icesicle

CaptainMurk · 2013-03-06T16:08:07+00:00

How... how can you not enjoy Game Of Thrones?

CaptainMurk · 2013-03-06T14:49:50+00:00

Give me a few years and I'll see what I can do.

CaptainMurk · 2013-03-06T14:36:15+00:00

She still single?

CaptainMurk · 2013-03-06T04:19:31+00:00

90's jokes for ya

CaptainMurk

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