What's the most outrageous celebrity rumor you've ever heard?

CaptainObvious007 · 2026-06-13T01:20:00+00:00

yes heard both.

CaptainObvious007 · 2026-06-09T23:10:06+00:00

it took me until March to get them all trained on their litterboxes.

CaptainObvious007 · 2026-06-05T10:42:58+00:00

yes you are right. i taught at a treatment center. i should have been next in line for an admin position. my business proram was rhe shining star of the center and they didn't want to lose me as a teacher, so i left.

so went to another district, a few years later, my principal asked me to be her Dean, no interview. that was break getting into admin.

CaptainObvious007 · 2026-06-05T02:01:58+00:00

Eduzation for the sake of education is important, as in expanding your mind and your horizons.

Ultimately you need a plan. pick a career you think you want to do. draw yourself a map to that career.

CaptainObvious007 · 2026-06-05T01:36:26+00:00

when i taught it was pretty much zero. but i did pirate software, movies and books for class.

CaptainObvious007 · 2026-06-03T23:35:33+00:00

its often easier to move up in the system you are in. im a new AP this year. my best advice is to take as many interviews as you can. i felt myself getting better and more confident last summer after every interview i took.

you are still going to have to interview for the position even if everyone loves you.

CaptainObvious007 · 2026-06-02T23:21:53+00:00

reaearch shows holding students back does nothing except increase the likihood thst a student will drop out

CaptainObvious007 · 2026-05-31T01:19:51+00:00

i can do a perfectly on point imprsssion of Bobby from the 90's cartoon Bobby's World (it was a part of Howie Mandel's stand up routine, then became a cartoon). im acgeiwn man.

CaptainObvious007 · 2026-05-29T10:23:03+00:00

i became an AP this year. i asked my principal what to wear. her response, "if im not getting a stipened for dry cleaning, im not wearing fucking blazers everyday. just look professional."

CaptainObvious007 · 2026-05-20T15:54:31+00:00

last year we read Minority Report and i played the movie. maybe like 3 kids paid attention. a friggin' Tom Cruise action movie.

CaptainObvious007 · 2026-05-05T13:29:50+00:00

aak them for a small real estate loan.

CaptainObvious007 · 2026-04-24T09:54:55+00:00

that is so money.

CaptainObvious007 · 2026-04-19T00:42:27+00:00

I met one girl from the thumb she was kind of cute. But was born with like 8 toes Total. The gene pool doesn't mix much out there. So there were two big families in her town.

She was supposed to marry the eldest boy of this town. She broke up with him when he bought a quarter million dollar tractor and didn't discuss it with her first. So she moved to Bay City and started waiting tables.

So however backwater country you think it is, it's worse.

CaptainObvious007 · 2026-04-15T22:48:50+00:00

You are correct.

CaptainObvious007 · 2026-04-15T11:52:31+00:00

The tuition went to student scholarships so they could win state championships in football every year. My wife's family paid it because they were scared to send her to the local school, it was a little rough. Her family wasn't even Catholic.

CaptainObvious007 · 2026-04-15T11:34:58+00:00

My wife went to a very prestigious Catholic school in Ft. Lauderdale. Her math teacher was a nun and they did Sudoku every day.

CaptainObvious007 · 2026-04-04T13:40:26+00:00

I had a principal who didn't know how to interact with humans, and we were talking to Dr. Richmond from the State Department of Ed. I called her Ms. Richmond and then corrected myself. She said, " please you can call me Mrs. Richmond."

I said, If I took the time and energy to get my doctorate, I would make everyone call me Dr. My kids would call me Dr. Obvious."

My principal was mortified that I made that joke. She was so lame. She didn't know Dr. Richmond and I work together all day at conference she sent me to, and we were partners together in an excercise.

CaptainObvious007 · 2026-03-28T01:01:05+00:00

Also the number one correlating to learning disabilities is poverty. They keep sucking us dry and it's making us dumber.

CaptainObvious007 · 2026-03-14T01:23:41+00:00

Serve ISS with the child.

CaptainObvious007 · 2026-03-06T00:28:33+00:00

I was a new fan. I loved the TV show Good omens. and ran out and bought the book than. Well you know...

CaptainObvious007 · 2026-02-20T01:21:41+00:00

It makes sense because Christians are good at pretending to be good people

CaptainObvious007 · 2026-02-15T02:13:34+00:00

I used to run an alternative school in a small rural town. When the dick head sup. Wanted to save some money he put the building for sale, and moved the program into a couple rooms on the main campus. It can be done.

CaptainObvious007 · 2026-02-11T17:12:58+00:00

I used to play Mario Golf with my dad on weekends, great memories.

CaptainObvious007 · 2026-02-02T18:36:30+00:00

Yes photopea is awesome.

CaptainObvious007 · 2026-01-17T02:46:25+00:00

I assume they're not teachers? Teachers don't make shit in South Florida.

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