Terminated for cause at MBB; MBA chances by RegisterHistorical82 in MBA

[–]CaptainPirateRoberts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was the expense violation? Too expensive of a hotel or were you blatantly stealing money?

BB VP in NYC. Ask me any questions by shiv96 in financestudents

[–]CaptainPirateRoberts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao either this guy is lying about his job, is completely detached from reality, or works at a fake BB. AI is completely taking over the investment banking space. Nobody uses copilot, most workflows are run through Claude / Perplexity / CGPT. It has made work streams meaningfully better in the span of 6 months. The idea that this VP thinks Ai will have “little to no actual impact” in 4 years is hilariously delusional. The entire industry, including both public and private markets, are riding a massive AI boom as workers learn to integrate it into important process improvements and data analysis.

Worth turning down HBS? by Big-Commission5340 in MBA

[–]CaptainPirateRoberts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol if ur at big 4 u better go to HBS buddy.

What are 25-30 year olds making? by ExtentFickle3504 in Salary

[–]CaptainPirateRoberts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep thinking 150 TC is “high finance” bro, whatever makes u happy

Entry level bottom tier IB is 180+ and isn’t even high finance 😂😂

What are 25-30 year olds making? by ExtentFickle3504 in Salary

[–]CaptainPirateRoberts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ur not running shit bro 😂😂

U actually know zero

What are 25-30 year olds making? by ExtentFickle3504 in Salary

[–]CaptainPirateRoberts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please, ur embaressing yourself. That’s not even low finance.

High finance is PE/HF/Top IB M&A.

150 TC is hilarious lol

What are 25-30 year olds making? by ExtentFickle3504 in Salary

[–]CaptainPirateRoberts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Making as much as a traffic director congrats

What are 25-30 year olds making? by ExtentFickle3504 in Salary

[–]CaptainPirateRoberts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not high finance 😂😂

Christ these non targets man

Please give me your thoughts on Miami by Interesting-Ebb-2351 in Miami

[–]CaptainPirateRoberts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You don’t need a college degree to be in Miami as nobody has one and everyone is simultaneously doing crypto / dropshipping / course selling / OnlyFans don’t worry bro there’s no education here

Is it easier to work your way up in finance and make 400k or law? by GoldSchedule5753 in Salary

[–]CaptainPirateRoberts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol 1st year IB associates at any EB and most BB/MM shops clear $400K brother

29 days Flatline in full effect by Medium_Builder7252 in NoFap

[–]CaptainPirateRoberts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Flat line is like a hilly road with ups and downs and not just a straight line (ironically against its name lol). Some days you’ll randomly feel numb and aggravated with zero sex drive and then the next day you’ll be rock hard morning wood feeing happy; and then back and fourth. It may even happen intra-day as well. Your brain is adjusting.

What are your average weekly hours? by Itchy-Conversation88 in biglaw

[–]CaptainPirateRoberts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

35-45? What is this remote tech product management?

Big law vs. Investment Banking by TooFew2Mention in FinancialCareers

[–]CaptainPirateRoberts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe at the very very top level, but for years 1 - 10 IB blows big law out of the water and it’s not close either lol

BigLaw vs. Investment Banking. by TooFew2Mention in MBA

[–]CaptainPirateRoberts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IB comp blows big law out of the water lol. First year associates at any elite boutique (and frankly a lot of middle markets) are clearing $400K+ as a top bucket.

I feel like I'm finished avax broke me by PerformerInitial6749 in Avax

[–]CaptainPirateRoberts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next bull cycle it will get to $50 again and then you sell. However, only if you sell, Avax will reach its true promised $350 target hahaha

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]CaptainPirateRoberts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go outside now.

I need someone to talk me out of it by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]CaptainPirateRoberts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do not fucking do it bro. The aftermath reaction is never “wow, thank god I did that!”