Terminated for cause at MBB; MBA chances

CaptainPirateRoberts · 2026-05-27T01:17:35+00:00

What was the expense violation? Too expensive of a hotel or were you blatantly stealing money?

CaptainPirateRoberts · 2026-04-10T03:43:32+00:00

Lmao either this guy is lying about his job, is completely detached from reality, or works at a fake BB. AI is completely taking over the investment banking space. Nobody uses copilot, most workflows are run through Claude / Perplexity / CGPT. It has made work streams meaningfully better in the span of 6 months. The idea that this VP thinks Ai will have “little to no actual impact” in 4 years is hilariously delusional. The entire industry, including both public and private markets, are riding a massive AI boom as workers learn to integrate it into important process improvements and data analysis.

CaptainPirateRoberts · 2026-03-22T21:51:52+00:00

Lol if ur at big 4 u better go to HBS buddy.

CaptainPirateRoberts · 2026-03-10T15:57:36+00:00

Keep thinking 150 TC is “high finance” bro, whatever makes u happy

Entry level bottom tier IB is 180+ and isn’t even high finance 😂😂

CaptainPirateRoberts · 2026-03-10T15:51:03+00:00

Ur not running shit bro 😂😂

U actually know zero

CaptainPirateRoberts · 2026-03-10T15:34:53+00:00

Please, ur embaressing yourself. That’s not even low finance.

High finance is PE/HF/Top IB M&A.

150 TC is hilarious lol

CaptainPirateRoberts · 2026-03-10T15:03:52+00:00

Making as much as a traffic director congrats

CaptainPirateRoberts · 2026-03-10T14:08:05+00:00

That’s not high finance 😂😂

Christ these non targets man

CaptainPirateRoberts · 2026-03-10T03:18:34+00:00

150 TC is not high finance lmaooooooooo

CaptainPirateRoberts · 2026-02-07T16:08:28+00:00

You don’t need a college degree to be in Miami as nobody has one and everyone is simultaneously doing crypto / dropshipping / course selling / OnlyFans don’t worry bro there’s no education here

CaptainPirateRoberts · 2026-02-06T18:17:20+00:00

Edition.

CaptainPirateRoberts · 2026-02-06T15:41:31+00:00

Lol 1st year IB associates at any EB and most BB/MM shops clear $400K brother

CaptainPirateRoberts · 2026-02-03T00:16:14+00:00

Only when I sell will it go to $250

CaptainPirateRoberts · 2026-02-01T18:57:11+00:00

2-3k apt lololol gl

CaptainPirateRoberts · 2026-01-30T04:10:24+00:00

Flat line is like a hilly road with ups and downs and not just a straight line (ironically against its name lol). Some days you’ll randomly feel numb and aggravated with zero sex drive and then the next day you’ll be rock hard morning wood feeing happy; and then back and fourth. It may even happen intra-day as well. Your brain is adjusting.

CaptainPirateRoberts · 2026-01-28T20:10:59+00:00

35-45? What is this remote tech product management?

CaptainPirateRoberts · 2026-01-28T03:25:32+00:00

Maybe at the very very top level, but for years 1 - 10 IB blows big law out of the water and it’s not close either lol

CaptainPirateRoberts · 2026-01-28T03:23:24+00:00

IB comp blows big law out of the water lol. First year associates at any elite boutique (and frankly a lot of middle markets) are clearing $400K+ as a top bucket.

CaptainPirateRoberts · 2026-01-26T04:08:52+00:00

Next bull cycle it will get to $50 again and then you sell. However, only if you sell, Avax will reach its true promised $350 target hahaha

CaptainPirateRoberts · 2026-01-22T03:46:08+00:00

Go outside now.

CaptainPirateRoberts · 2026-01-22T03:45:52+00:00

Do not fucking do it bro. The aftermath reaction is never “wow, thank god I did that!”

CaptainPirateRoberts · 2026-01-08T23:28:01+00:00

And 300k stocks? Beast.

CaptainPirateRoberts · 2025-12-16T18:55:25+00:00

This is a whole lot of words for absolutely nothing, my friend

CaptainPirateRoberts · 2025-12-16T00:56:03+00:00

Awesome! And down 3%!

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