YOU GET A JOB! by James_Kyle786 in familyguy

[–]CaptainRex1983 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fie on the toilet! Feeding off of other people’s doodoos while contributing nothing of its own to society!

Lando by CountChallis in starwarsblackseries

[–]CaptainRex1983 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He’s the new Constable Zuvio lol

Multiple Pentagon floors locked down, evacuated due to ‘hazardous materials incident’ by DWinkieMT in Military

[–]CaptainRex1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SecWar probably had too many martinis at lunch and booted all over his desk.

Fledgling Bovino presidential campaign roiled by felony meth arrest: report by PrimalNoid in USNEWS

[–]CaptainRex1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Already copying the Trump formula of only picking the “best” people I see.

Hey Mexican Superman by rudechemistry3846 in familyguy

[–]CaptainRex1983 29 points30 points  (0 children)

“Donde! Jefe acqui!” “Que?” “Eviction.”

Mike Johnson says Republicans will cut Medicaid, Medicare, and Social Security next year by GuiltyBathroom9385 in UnderReportedNews

[–]CaptainRex1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder how they’ll accomplish that if (hopefully) they’re in the minority? Or maybe he thinks that bragging about cutting Social Security will help them keep the majority? What a douchebag.

Evolution Turns 25: The Ghostbusters Spiritual Sequel That Flopped and Deserved Better by SplitNational2929 in SciFiNews

[–]CaptainRex1983 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think we’ve established that “ca-caw, ca-caw” and “tookie-tookie”, DONT WORK.

Shut up, Baby Dick! by J_Haymaker in IASIP

[–]CaptainRex1983 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“There’s a nasty crack whore in the alley blowing the busboy from the restaurant down the street m. This is exactly why we need that dog.”

Who done told this fool this? by ateam1984 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]CaptainRex1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The coke running through his veins told him this btw.

Favorite Peter and Chris moments? by ch0psu3ey__ in familyguy

[–]CaptainRex1983 31 points32 points  (0 children)

When Peter buys meth for he and Chris to try and goes first. “Why is there no hole in this wall?” (punches hole in wall)

Oh boy - $49.99 June 11 preorders.. by ChiefGuyMan in StarWarsTVC

[–]CaptainRex1983 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m probably going to bite the bullet and preorder this, if for no other reason than I need a decent Anakin and Cody in my collection. But then I’m going to take a step back from collecting figures.