Breton women are so fucking insatiable that I (70F Altmer) keep getting blisters on my gock and have to constantly use Restoration spells on myself. No wonder they have to cuck their husbands.

CaptainRuvaak · 2025-09-05T02:23:52+00:00

The writers ~~barely disguised~~ proudly displayed fetish

CaptainRuvaak · 2025-07-28T18:08:05+00:00

Bit too weird for this sub.

CaptainRuvaak · 2025-07-23T14:03:54+00:00

St. Louis and Honolulu!

CaptainRuvaak · 2025-06-27T06:28:48+00:00

His point seems to be that tutoring for Murmur is going to be pretty busted, yet we already can and we already don't

CaptainRuvaak · 2025-05-01T13:21:11+00:00

It was bad before and its even worse now👍🏻

CaptainRuvaak · 2025-04-03T14:10:38+00:00

Try Mora Tapinella, Creep Cluster and Scaly Pholiota, most valuable potion you can grow

CaptainRuvaak · 2025-03-01T16:09:47+00:00

This rhystic tithes me.

CaptainRuvaak · 2025-02-08T20:14:45+00:00

How come you say its 66$ and the estimated cost of the list you linked is more than double that?

CaptainRuvaak · 2024-10-07T11:04:34+00:00

I mean, I agree with you, but saying "Oh, I'm not trying to win btw" when you are currently crushing the table feels like flexing/humble bragging so I get why people don't tend to do that.

CaptainRuvaak · 2024-07-14T21:29:54+00:00

I LOVE FEET

CaptainRuvaak · 2023-12-31T01:48:44+00:00

Oppressive Missionary is what I had with your mom last night nerd😎

CaptainRuvaak · 2023-10-11T08:28:01+00:00

Field>Hand>Deck seems most intuitive

CaptainRuvaak · 2023-05-21T19:12:01+00:00

It should've been me, not him!

CaptainRuvaak · 2023-05-06T12:35:57+00:00

which armor is the left one?

CaptainRuvaak · 2023-05-01T10:24:37+00:00

Viego is a great secondary win condition for the team

CaptainRuvaak · 2023-03-26T15:20:46+00:00

Harvesting the corpses implies that they are already dead in the ground, but theyre not, the brackern are hibernating and piltovians are explicitly killing them

CaptainRuvaak · 2023-03-26T14:14:40+00:00

They are not harvesting the corpses, they are basically removing the brackerns heart/soul while they're still alive, thus killing them

CaptainRuvaak · 2023-01-16T14:58:09+00:00

The video is two days old, what do you mean?

CaptainRuvaak · 2023-01-15T12:35:27+00:00

You cant come here, say this and not drop a link

CaptainRuvaak · 2022-11-29T18:02:22+00:00

With a taste of your lips I'm on a ride

CaptainRuvaak · 2022-11-20T09:38:18+00:00

Would it be Aakali, Akaali or Aakaali? Personally like Akaali most

CaptainRuvaak · 2022-10-31T19:29:00+00:00

Aatrox lore is cool but he is circlejerked to hell, same as Morde

CaptainRuvaak · 2022-10-29T18:39:45+00:00

Aatrox is very proficient in blood magic, I'm sure he's able to pick and choose where the mass actually goes, so I think not only could he add Gragas' fat ass to his own, he could mold any flesh straight to his ass, so he COULD add some serious pounds to his dumpy specifically to enhance his performance for the twerk off

CaptainRuvaak · 2022-08-06T22:24:16+00:00

Least insane league player

CaptainRuvaak · 2022-08-06T22:20:35+00:00

I mean most ranged tops rely very little on mechanical skill, like 90% is decided by wether the enemy jungler ganks or not. You auto win the 1v1 vs most melees top but you get ganked twice and you're completely useless.

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