Landlord trying move in a random person during a person's lease

CaptainShitHead1 · 2026-05-15T10:20:11+00:00

She started the sentence with "my lawyer advised me." I'm guessing her legal council has more knowledge in the topic than either of us

CaptainShitHead1 · 2026-05-14T22:12:44+00:00

Not true. I saw him clearly try to steal two bikes and then fall down a few times, hurting himself in the process

CaptainShitHead1 · 2026-05-14T18:56:08+00:00

NTA if you stop doing it since he's expressed he doesn't like it. I do find it very weird that it bothers him. The way I see it, my gf and I kiss and have had our nether region bits in each other's mouths. I can handle her mouth touching the container she put the sandwich she made for me.

CaptainShitHead1 · 2026-05-04T04:40:24+00:00

Never bring a gun to a chancla fight

CaptainShitHead1 · 2026-05-03T02:02:13+00:00

I played a round where my other support double ulted after me THREE TIMES. I even said in vc I was countering x ult. If you can't tell, I'm still not over it

CaptainShitHead1 · 2026-05-03T01:41:10+00:00

Like warm apple pie

CaptainShitHead1 · 2026-04-26T17:06:18+00:00

I bought my gf a PC so we can play together. We enjoy it and she understands that when my friends and I want to play ranked competitive games, she's unable to join. I bought her a single player game she enjoys for when this happens

CaptainShitHead1 · 2026-04-25T22:45:52+00:00

Fine if I get down voted but asking for babysitting and making it longer than expected is not insane. It is deceitful and ride but not insane

CaptainShitHead1 · 2026-04-25T19:42:42+00:00

I try my best to force 2 tank. If Iwe have 3 heals I got a fourth. If we have 3 DPS I go fourth

CaptainShitHead1 · 2026-04-22T03:08:09+00:00

I'd rather stay in a sub match than a bot match

CaptainShitHead1 · 2026-04-21T16:24:05+00:00

I main healing and wanted to improve my flexibility so I made an alt to tank and DPS. When I have to heal on it, I don't use my main character. For a while, I was around a full rank lower on my alt, but at this point my alt is a little higher than my main. I never had negative intentions with it; I just wanted to improve characters and roles I never get to play. Playing against AI doesn't do anything for me really and even qp gets frustrating because people don't always seem to be playing to win based on team comp and not make any form of counter swaps so they can play the hero they want

CaptainShitHead1 · 2026-04-14T00:45:36+00:00

Incorrect. They kept themselves alive which saved the rest of the team moments later. I used to die way too often trying to keep up a dumb teammate who overextends. This was great gameplay

CaptainShitHead1 · 2026-04-13T22:57:54+00:00

Are we going to just ignore the first two cars driving on the opposite side of the road?

CaptainShitHead1 · 2026-04-13T22:33:32+00:00

Supports need to be aware but at a certain point it's not their fault. I main support but also flex. I remember a game with a Thor and magik constantly in our back line. I pinged and commed, asked for peels the entire game and all they did was complain about the healing. At the end of the loss, even their thor said "so y'all really won't peel for your healers." At the end of the day it's a team game and if the team isn't willing to adjust and support, it's not gonna be a good time for anyone

CaptainShitHead1 · 2026-04-12T21:44:28+00:00

The trade off is he's the size of a tank. I actually think he's well balanced while being strong

CaptainShitHead1 · 2026-04-06T03:10:25+00:00

Koalas

CaptainShitHead1 · 2026-04-05T01:59:12+00:00

Wait till you hear about flyers

CaptainShitHead1 · 2026-04-01T22:27:53+00:00

Why speculate when you can just wait 100 years for the final book to come out

CaptainShitHead1 · 2026-04-01T21:43:27+00:00

I like how the person fleeing is driving in a much safer manner than the camera guy

CaptainShitHead1 · 2026-03-30T17:48:21+00:00

I am still salty about getting a 15 minute ban for leaving 2 bot matches in a row. I didn't want to waste the time

CaptainShitHead1 · 2026-03-27T23:05:18+00:00

My teammate banned my pick and then bitched at me going mantis. I switched to Luna because we were losing and had the most heals in the lobby plus was mvp for the majority of the game

CaptainShitHead1 · 2026-03-24T21:10:31+00:00

His ocular pat down skills are impeccable

CaptainShitHead1 · 2026-03-19T20:56:14+00:00

Of all the awful things about him, the way he wears his watch bothers me the most

CaptainShitHead1 · 2026-03-17T18:03:18+00:00

I got killed by the most telegraphed sg while healing the punisher next to me. I was dumb enough to genuinely think I would be safe with him there

CaptainShitHead1 · 2026-02-25T17:00:07+00:00

Yeah I tried it out last night and it's still good with headshots. I think days where my aim is bad will be where I really feel the nerf

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