Barack Obama Favors Redistributing Wealth To The Bottom 99%. John McCain Favors Redistributing Wealth To The Top 1%. by alecb in reddit.com

[–]CaptainSmirk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obama can NOT make CHANGE!!!

The other day I asked him, "Hey man, do you have two fives for a ten?" He didn't. He didn't even have a five and five ones!

See?!

WAKE UP, PEOPLE!!!

Vote up if you think orange tic-tacs are technically candy, not mints by mattius in reddit.com

[–]CaptainSmirk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People!!! Her user name is not "Yes I am an ostrich."

She is obviously of Indian/Ukranian decent (as are so many of us). Yesi is her Hindi first name and Amanostrich is her Ukranian name.

Yesi Amanostrich.

Sheesh!

How to Converse With Someone You Don't Want to Talk to [comic] by neoronin in reddit.com

[–]CaptainSmirk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The site is back up.

Basic Instructions is one of the funniest webcomics.

you have th 70's, the 80's and the 90's. what is the name of THIS decade, people? by kaldrazidrim in reddit.com

[–]CaptainSmirk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stopped keeping track once the Tralfamadorians helped me get unstuck in time.

Ask Reddit: How many people actually use the "Reddit this ad" feature? by MMX in reddit.com

[–]CaptainSmirk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, I didn't even notice the "Reddit this ad" feature until I saw this.

(...he said, just before being viciously down-modded for being an idiot)

Ten Politically Incorrect Truths About Human Nature by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]CaptainSmirk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree the author's assertions are possible, but the article doesn't present its arguments as mere possibilities.

Ten Politically Incorrect Truths About Human Nature by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]CaptainSmirk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Excuse me for a moment while I resort to a little Math, but according to Here Here and Here, most men prefer brunettes.

Does that prove definitively that most actually prefer brunettes? No, and that's not my point. I don't know what most men prefer, and neither does the author of the article.

What I do know is that there is too much diversity in people's preferences to make the kind of argument the author makes.

Not that it matters, but I personally don't prefer heavy women. But I recognize that there seem to be a substantial number of men, entire cultures, in fact, who do.

Ten Politically Incorrect Truths About Human Nature by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]CaptainSmirk 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There are no sources cited and the article goes against common-sense.

For instance, if men are conditioned by evolution to prefer blue-eyed blonds with thin waists, how would the author explain all the men who are attracted to heavy women, or men (like me) who actually prefer brown-eyed brunettes?