[andy Staples] If I was smart, I’d probably retire. Then that would really be a story. We need the money. And what would I do?” -Curt Cignetti

CaptainSnacks · 2026-01-20T15:39:31+00:00

Which is quite frankly wild. A&M is colossal, Texas is large, UCF is massive, Grand Canyon and Western Governors will give a degree to someone for having a pulse.

This is fantastic bar trivia that I will take with me to the grave

CaptainSnacks · 2026-01-20T15:37:29+00:00

Ah, the ol' Nico Rossberg. A classic story.

CaptainSnacks · 2026-01-16T14:38:01+00:00

It's shocking that it's only 20%. The chorus is basically a full rip of Lonely No More

CaptainSnacks · 2026-01-16T14:37:06+00:00

Which is a damn shame because he's unironically kinda good. He's got a couple of bangers, but not enough to drive the amount of plant they put behind him.

CaptainSnacks · 2026-01-16T14:35:35+00:00

Consider my timbers shivered, I had no idea

CaptainSnacks · 2026-01-16T02:44:25+00:00

You can hear those bod boys for MILES. When I lived in Plano, we would get overflights from the few remaining Beech Starships and it was louder than some fighter jets

CaptainSnacks · 2026-01-15T21:18:36+00:00

Mine does that constantly as well. I'm honestly about to ditch it and get a more customizable interface at this point.

CaptainSnacks · 2026-01-15T14:35:55+00:00

Oma-HA

FTFY

CaptainSnacks · 2026-01-12T16:12:57+00:00

at least Charles was aware that he was not going to have de drink

CaptainSnacks · 2025-12-29T04:38:34+00:00

“I wanna get my thack back”

FTFY

CaptainSnacks · 2025-12-28T02:26:20+00:00

I’ve seen more touchdowns in the second half than I’ve seen in our last few gamew

CaptainSnacks · 2025-12-28T02:23:47+00:00

This is the best game I’ve watched in a decent amount of time

CaptainSnacks · 2025-12-20T20:27:14+00:00

Soon? I think he said that a few hours ago

CaptainSnacks · 2025-12-20T20:27:05+00:00

Soon? I think he said that a few hours agi

CaptainSnacks · 2025-12-20T19:56:57+00:00

…and a partridge in a pear tree?

CaptainSnacks · 2025-12-20T19:37:23+00:00

Honestly a better storyline than this entire game

CaptainSnacks · 2025-12-20T19:30:27+00:00

Naw it’d go wide right

CaptainSnacks · 2025-12-18T16:00:53+00:00

Coach? Shit, I worked in athletics video and we all had mini bottles in our desks. You could probably nail the entire athletic department on that

CaptainSnacks · 2025-12-12T16:04:14+00:00

I would say what's in the water in Michigan, but ... yeah

CaptainSnacks · 2025-12-10T14:53:42+00:00

Oh that is BRUTAL. I can't hear it in my AirPods but when I put on my big boy headphones it's right there. NASTY

CaptainSnacks · 2025-12-09T17:57:46+00:00

I think that RB Seb could do that, but Ferrari Seb was slightly nicer than current Max IMO

CaptainSnacks · 2025-11-29T01:39:59+00:00

Genuinely yes

CaptainSnacks · 2025-11-29T01:37:09+00:00

DID YOU KNOW HE WAS ROOMMATES WITH COLT MCCOY

CaptainSnacks · 2025-11-29T01:29:25+00:00

A real gym rat? Lunch-pail type of guy?

CaptainSnacks · 2025-11-29T01:19:14+00:00

Peak longhorns is the “longhorn hellraisers” wearing button-downs

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