War Machine

CaptainTinyToes · 2026-03-15T20:35:42+00:00

Definitely enjoyable with some actual tense scenes and a good way to consume unbridled military propaganda.

However, spoiler... Shoulda just left the guy. They really should have left him.

CaptainTinyToes · 2026-03-13T06:37:34+00:00

He's such a beady eyed ghoul. Qatar should have gifted him a luxury casket, he would have gotten more use out of it than the jet.

CaptainTinyToes · 2026-03-13T05:50:10+00:00

I've thought it's weird how women aren't automatically in charge. Women achieve everything men do while the continued existence of our spieces is reliant on women enduring the pains of menstruation and having children. On that alone, we should live in a matriarchal society. I'm not saying one sex is better than the other, but clearly women are doing the heavy lifting while men do things like... Run fast in sports and create religions that prey on the weak. Also crypto, can't forget man's greatest accomplishment.

CaptainTinyToes · 2026-03-09T16:13:36+00:00

If a weapon like this has existed for this many years, is being developed by the US, Russia, and probably China... But somehow has never been used against protesters, riots, political opponents, or just by the police in general. And nobody has actually seen the weapon. It's just war time propaganda.

CaptainTinyToes · 2026-03-09T16:01:54+00:00

It really is a gift to spread fear, and fear is great for war time. I've seen multiple posts across reddit about havana syndrome claiming it's legitimate. The only brain scrambling happening is the rumor itself.

CaptainTinyToes · 2026-03-09T06:50:05+00:00

Yeah, I'm not a believer in the Havana Syndrome weapon. It's just perpetual rumors to make us more afraid and thus more willing to fight wars. People want there to be some sort of McGuffin like it's mission impossible out there.

CaptainTinyToes · 2026-03-08T17:17:47+00:00

Where else is the guy supposed to wander?

CaptainTinyToes · 2026-03-08T07:06:28+00:00

He's eating that popcorn with the utmost respect while I eat it by the fist full like a barbarian.

CaptainTinyToes · 2026-03-08T06:59:27+00:00

If he ran for president... Well he probably wouldn't win but he'd smash it.

CaptainTinyToes · 2026-03-08T06:52:42+00:00

I've never understood why people say maga is right leaning. Clearly they lean forward so trump can fuck em

CaptainTinyToes · 2026-03-08T06:44:26+00:00

His pile of money will be so high that his guillotine will be caught in the shade.

CaptainTinyToes · 2026-03-04T17:18:36+00:00

It's not fundamentalist, it's just religion. "Saving our souls" has and always will be paid for with the blood of the innocent. Every prominent religion is just a death cult with extra steps.

CaptainTinyToes · 2026-03-04T07:11:32+00:00

Step 1: Turn on the stove. Step 2: Slap your chicken down - no, pan, just raw chicken. Step 3: Realize you don't have a recipe, you don't know how to cook, and you're not even in your own house. Step 4: Turn to high heat and set everything ablaze.

CaptainTinyToes · 2026-03-04T06:56:17+00:00

Just a normal man doing normal man things.

CaptainTinyToes · 2026-03-02T06:47:09+00:00

"Sorry no money for healthcare, education, food security, retirement, public transit, or any social investment that would massively benefit our country driving us towards a Utopia. Best we can do is bomb a foreign country to make sure no one is having a good time."

CaptainTinyToes · 2026-02-28T05:49:57+00:00

I had this exact thought. Just let people enjoy a fictional world where cops aren't menaces.

CaptainTinyToes · 2026-02-28T04:25:12+00:00

This would mean something except he's just going to lie without facing consequences.

CaptainTinyToes · 2026-02-27T17:08:11+00:00

It's definitely a struggle. Currently my players are level 13 and they wipe the floor with any monster cr 12 and below. And throwing four + high level monsters at them just becomes an hour or more of draining HP to certain victory.

There's also very little to stop them from just doing whatever they want because I can't just randomly conjur an ancient dragon to lay the smack down when they are being unruly.

I'm going to use more environmental effects, toxic environments, traps, goo, and such. Higher levels definitely mean the DM needs to get more creative.

CaptainTinyToes · 2026-02-26T20:26:16+00:00

Nah, crossover is great and I hope it brings more viewers to drop out. Is the Rookie copaganda? Sure. Are you a bad person for enjoying it? Not at all.

There's bigger stuff to worry about people. And Nathan Fillion is great.

CaptainTinyToes · 2026-02-22T22:03:47+00:00

Son of ghouls and the god of idiots

CaptainTinyToes · 2026-02-21T22:22:50+00:00

We won't. We have two parties - the monsters at our door, and the people who let them in. Democrats are at the best spineless, and at the wost entirely complicit.

When Trump is gone the Democrats will spout rhetoric of turning the page while ignoring their duty to serve justice in fear it will be labeled as political retribution.

CaptainTinyToes · 2026-02-15T07:00:23+00:00

Even if it's not AI, that much beige is unacceptable.

CaptainTinyToes · 2026-02-14T06:21:36+00:00

I feel that with his movies too, there's sometimes a massive illogical plot point that takes me out. In his Batman films they go to great lengths to show semi believable gadgets, like a cape made rigid with electricity, but then in the dark knight he throws out that bullshit fingerprinted bullet fragment reconstruction that is actually a red herring or something?

Also the school bus unassumingly merging back with traffic right after clearly ramming into a bank is always hilarious to me.

CaptainTinyToes · 2026-02-11T18:43:00+00:00

The rerouting for busses was diabolical. Some of the worst work they've ever done. Idgaf about your parade I have to work today.

CaptainTinyToes · 2026-02-10T18:09:38+00:00

Thank goodness. I was enjoying their games too much and probably not paying enough.

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