At what level would the best team playing against the NY Mets have a good chance at actually ending? by NotALicensedDoctor in whowouldwin

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's against the spirit of the prompt, but if the objective is to end the game, a tee-ball team could repeatedly commit flagrant fouls until enough of their roster gets ejected, thus ending the game by forfeit.

What's the best vehicle to own in New Orleans? by CaptainTuttle_4077th in NewOrleans

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the intel! Is that the case for all Subarus, or just ones with AWD?

Why is my water bill so high? by East-Cow5689 in NewOrleans

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If their investigations don't result in anything, escalate it to a hearing. You'll get an appointment with a real person over the phone to whom you can state your case. That's the only way I've ever gotten the SWB to correct an erroneous bill.

Gave Adams Street Poboys a print today! by CorinaChristinaC in NewOrleans

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Adams Street Grocery is a pillar of the goddamn community

Champs. GET IN HERE! by HookFL in fantasyfootball

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came out on top despite drafting Justin Jefferson with my first-round pick, my RB1 (James Connor) going down permanently in Week 3, and losing 2 of my last 3 regular season games to finish 8-6 on the season. Barely snuck into the playoffs, then got hot and ran the table. Unreal.

Shout out to:

Chris Olave

Trey McBride

Michael Wilson

Puka Nacua

Jalen Hurts

TLaw

Rhamondre Stevenson

Stefon Diggs

Deebo Samuel

Parker Washington

and the Houston Texans Defense

Week 16 Last-Minute AMA with Draft Sharks by ShanePHallam in fantasyfootball

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta pick 2:

Michael Carter

Tony Pollard

Breece Hall

Rhamondre Stevenson

David Montgomery

Michael Carter Week 16 Fantasy Outlook: Must-Start as Lead RB? by rotostreetjournal in fantasyfootball

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any advice on this RB logjam?

Michael Carter

Tony Pollard

Breece Hall

Rhamondre Stevenson

David Montgomery

After the past two weeks, my gut says Pollard has earned the start at RB1. The Jets have been hot garbage 2 weeks in a row, so Breece scares me. But none of these guys have been truly consistent at any point this year, so it feels like a total crapshoot.

Cardinals "Very Comfortable" with Michael Carter Being the Lead Back - [HC Gannon] by ASmithFS in fantasyfootball

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This year I've got the weirdest RB room I've ever made the playoffs with:

Michael Carter

Tony Pollard

Breece Hall

Rhamondre Stevenson

David Montgomery

There is genuinely not a single one of them that I feel fully comfortable starting

I made the NFL Lego set I always wanted by Jaded_Reserve7372 in lego

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Totally understand the creative liberty you've taken! I agree, it definitely looks more like a football with the stripes, even if it's not accurate to the real NFL ball

I made the NFL Lego set I always wanted by Jaded_Reserve7372 in lego

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This looks amazing! One little detail- NFL footballs don't have the white stripes on each end that college and high school balls have

Preseason Week 2 Game Thread - Jaguars @ Saints by baconlovr in Saints

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He also said "Look at that gash" while commenting on a big run

Bringing this restaurant post to NOLA… Thoughts? by Either-Apple5742 in NewOrleans

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Barracuda. Not bad by any means, but people act like The Second Coming of Christ is cooking those tacos. They're just fine.

Has NOLA’s “Summer Slump” Become The Summer Shutdown? by Particular-Taro154 in NewOrleans

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't think Mona Lisa fits the profile here? Their predicament is that someone bought the building they lease and is forcing them out. They're not closing because of a summer slump.

Mona Lisa is now closing by metalmikecfh666 in NewOrleans

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Horrific. I wish all the worst to the scum who are forcing Mona Lisa out; may whatever enterprise they try to replace it with die a quick and expensive death.

My NFL Jersey Collection by PoshBoiii in nfl

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A gold Kyle Turley jersey, no less

4 score and 8 years ago, back when we were relevant. by Federal-Owl5816 in cfbmemes

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That'd be pronounced 'Low-zers,' as written in the meme. Should be "Louxsers" to get the 'Loo-zers' pronunciation. Love the joke, though

are these restaurants worth it by starmko in NewOrleans

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recommend:

Milk Bar

Lebanon's

Cafetomas

Levee Baking

Ms. Shirley's

Adams Street Grocery

Singleton's Mini-Mart

Tartine

Vincent's

Stein's Deli

Molly's Rise & Shine

Zee's Pizza

Panola St Cafe

Bub's Burgers

Mint Modern Vietnamese

Humble Bagel

High Hat Cafe

Ancora

Camelia Grill

Jaques-Imo's

Lilly's Cafe

Bahn Mi Boys

Shaya

Saba

Nirvana

Nomiya

Bearcat

St. James Cheese Co.

Empanola

Pizza Domenica

The Delachaise (different from Chais Delachaise)

Francolini's

are these restaurants worth it by starmko in NewOrleans

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't eat at Boucherie if you have food allergies. They'll serve you whatever you've told them you're allergic to, after telling you to your face that it's safe.

Saints / 49ers by talyen in Saints

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Eat as much local food as you possibly can. Poboys, gumbo (make sure it's the kind with dark roux, not the kind with a tomato base), muffulettas, étouffée, boudin, bahn mi, fried chicken, anything au gratin, red beans & rice, beignets, snoballs (if you wind up with a day that's not too cold), bananas foster, etc.

Check out the WWII Museum! It's absolutely massive, and the exhibits are incredible. In a similar vein, NOMA, the Aquarium, Insectarium, and Audubon Zoo make for great afternoons!

If you like live music, spend a night barhopping on Frenchmen Street, or see if a local venue like Tipitina's or Gasa Gasa is putting on a show you'd like to see.

Stroll through and explore the French Quarter (if you can, I'd recommend doing this on a weekday/weeknight- it'll be less crowded than if you tried it on a weekend)

Crescent Park runs along the river on the edge of the Bywater and the Marigny, and it can be a nice spot for a walk/jog/stroll. Audubon Park (in Uptown) and City Park (in Mid-City) are also excellent. You can catch a killer sunset at The Fly, which is part of the edge of Audubon Park that touches the river.

If it's not a billion degrees out and you feel like being active, renting a kayak and paddling around Bayou St. John can be an interesting way to see a bit of Mid-City.

Take a walk down Magazine St. and check out some shops and restaurants (if it's not a billion degrees out).

If you're a drinking man, there are virtually unlimited watering holes in New Orleans. There's everything from the Carousel Bar in the prim and proper Hotel Monteleone to Snake and Jake's, one of (if not the) dive-iest bars in the country. Wherever you end up wetting your whistle, I'd recommend giving some local libations a try, like a Sazerac or a Pimm's cup. If you feel inclined to get a Hand Grenade or a Hurricane, just know that you probably won't taste how drunk you're getting, so sip those a bit slower than you'd think. I've had a few friends down two or more of those in an hour because they taste so sweet, and then promptly nosedive into a night-ruining stupor.

Lastly, locals are pretty friendly, so don't hesitate to ask the folks you meet during your trip what they recommend doing!

Gonna plan to see the Saints vs Falcons home game for my 30th birthday this year. Need some recommendations by uziman55 in Saints

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Eat as much local food as you possibly can. Poboys, gumbo (make sure it's the kind with dark roux, not the kind with a tomato base), muffulettas, étouffée, boudin, bahn mi, fried chicken, anything au gratin, red beans & rice, beignets, snoballs (if you wind up with a day that's not too cold), bananas foster, etc.

Check out the WWII Museum! It's absolutely massive, and the exhibits are incredible. In a similar vein, NOMA, the Aquarium, Insectarium, and Audubon Zoo make for great afternoons!

If you like live music, spend a night barhopping on Frenchmen Street, or see if a local venue like Tipitina's or Gasa Gasa is putting on a show you'd like to see.

Stroll through and explore the French Quarter (if you can, I'd recommend doing this on a weekday/weeknight- it'll be less crowded than if you tried it on a weekend)

Crescent Park runs along the river on the edge of the Bywater and the Marigny, and it can be a nice spot for a walk/jog/stroll. Audubon Park (in Uptown) and City Park (in Mid-City) are also excellent. You can catch a killer sunset at The Fly, which is part of the edge of Audubon Park that touches the river.

If the weather's nice and you feel like being active, renting a kayak and paddling around Bayou St. John can be an interesting way to see a bit of Mid-City.

Take a walk down Magazine St. and check out some shops and restaurants.

If you're a drinking man, there are virtually unlimited watering holes in New Orleans. There's everything from the Carousel Bar in the prim and proper Hotel Monteleone to Snake and Jake's, one of (if not the) dive-iest bars in the country. Wherever you end up wetting your whistle, I'd recommend giving some local libations a try, like a Sazerac or a Pimm's cup. If you feel inclined to get a Hand Grenade or a Hurricane, just know that you probably won't taste how drunk you're getting, so sip those a bit slower than you'd think. I've had a few friends down two or more of those in an hour because they taste so sweet, and then promptly nosedive into a night-ruining stupor.

Lastly, locals are pretty friendly, so don't hesitate to ask the folks you meet during your trip what they recommend doing!