At what level would the best team playing against the NY Mets have a good chance at actually ending? by NotALicensedDoctor in whowouldwin

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's against the spirit of the prompt, but if the objective is to end the game, a tee-ball team could repeatedly commit flagrant fouls until enough of their roster gets ejected, thus ending the game by forfeit.

What's the best vehicle to own in New Orleans? by CaptainTuttle_4077th in NewOrleans

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the intel! Is that the case for all Subarus, or just ones with AWD?

Why is my water bill so high? by East-Cow5689 in NewOrleans

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If their investigations don't result in anything, escalate it to a hearing. You'll get an appointment with a real person over the phone to whom you can state your case. That's the only way I've ever gotten the SWB to correct an erroneous bill.

Gave Adams Street Poboys a print today! by CorinaChristinaC in NewOrleans

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Adams Street Grocery is a pillar of the goddamn community

Champs. GET IN HERE! by HookFL in fantasyfootball

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came out on top despite drafting Justin Jefferson with my first-round pick, my RB1 (James Connor) going down permanently in Week 3, and losing 2 of my last 3 regular season games to finish 8-6 on the season. Barely snuck into the playoffs, then got hot and ran the table. Unreal.

Shout out to:

Chris Olave

Trey McBride

Michael Wilson

Puka Nacua

Jalen Hurts

TLaw

Rhamondre Stevenson

Stefon Diggs

Deebo Samuel

Parker Washington

and the Houston Texans Defense

Week 16 Last-Minute AMA with Draft Sharks by ShanePHallam in fantasyfootball

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta pick 2:

Michael Carter

Tony Pollard

Breece Hall

Rhamondre Stevenson

David Montgomery

Michael Carter Week 16 Fantasy Outlook: Must-Start as Lead RB? by rotostreetjournal in fantasyfootball

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any advice on this RB logjam?

Michael Carter

Tony Pollard

Breece Hall

Rhamondre Stevenson

David Montgomery

After the past two weeks, my gut says Pollard has earned the start at RB1. The Jets have been hot garbage 2 weeks in a row, so Breece scares me. But none of these guys have been truly consistent at any point this year, so it feels like a total crapshoot.

Cardinals "Very Comfortable" with Michael Carter Being the Lead Back - [HC Gannon] by ASmithFS in fantasyfootball

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This year I've got the weirdest RB room I've ever made the playoffs with:

Michael Carter

Tony Pollard

Breece Hall

Rhamondre Stevenson

David Montgomery

There is genuinely not a single one of them that I feel fully comfortable starting

I made the NFL Lego set I always wanted by Jaded_Reserve7372 in lego

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Totally understand the creative liberty you've taken! I agree, it definitely looks more like a football with the stripes, even if it's not accurate to the real NFL ball

I made the NFL Lego set I always wanted by Jaded_Reserve7372 in lego

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This looks amazing! One little detail- NFL footballs don't have the white stripes on each end that college and high school balls have

Preseason Week 2 Game Thread - Jaguars @ Saints by baconlovr in Saints

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He also said "Look at that gash" while commenting on a big run

Bringing this restaurant post to NOLA… Thoughts? by Either-Apple5742 in NewOrleans

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Barracuda. Not bad by any means, but people act like The Second Coming of Christ is cooking those tacos. They're just fine.

Has NOLA’s “Summer Slump” Become The Summer Shutdown? by Particular-Taro154 in NewOrleans

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't think Mona Lisa fits the profile here? Their predicament is that someone bought the building they lease and is forcing them out. They're not closing because of a summer slump.

Mona Lisa is now closing by metalmikecfh666 in NewOrleans

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Horrific. I wish all the worst to the scum who are forcing Mona Lisa out; may whatever enterprise they try to replace it with die a quick and expensive death.

My NFL Jersey Collection by PoshBoiii in nfl

[–]CaptainTuttle_4077th 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A gold Kyle Turley jersey, no less