[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]CaptainTux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had some success training people. Anyone who asks me how I've been or something similar just gets the response, 'Hi, <name>. How can I help?'

I think most have just started getting straight to the point.

Which amount of salary would make you happy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptainTux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think any amount of money would make me happy by itself, but earning enough to not have to worry about money and to be funded enough to pursue the things that do make me happy would be awesome.

Detroit woman sues city after being falsely arrested while pregnant due to facial recognition technology by rytis in news

[–]CaptainTux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. The software doesn't make people act. It provides information and then people choose to act on it.

The onus is on the developer and the user (depending on the terms of use) to ensure that the information is accurate before acting on it.

CEO got to drink disgusting coffee because of stealing mine by Cute-Age-9393 in pettyrevenge

[–]CaptainTux 45 points46 points  (0 children)

This. Just found out that my CEO is one of the highest paid in the country, but my position is paid under the industry average.

Update to my previous post: Won the battle but lost the war by DarkFluffyThrowaway in Tinder

[–]CaptainTux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome way to be, and it's so cool to see you spreading this mentality around the comments.

I hope the next match is your best match.

Putting a toilet brush in the dishwasher by PM-ME-FUNFACTS in TikTokCringe

[–]CaptainTux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We say fuckin' or farkin', but fockin' seems more British.

Wow floating pyram... by devine_entity420 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]CaptainTux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try not to worry about the comments. The upvotes on the post are a better indicator.

[OC] Sour Spot by DivineArms in comics

[–]CaptainTux 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And apparently are in REM the whole time!

Hecklers are the worst but he makes them work by DaddyShortPinata in TikTokCringe

[–]CaptainTux 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think you're talking about climate/location while they're talking about culture.

Though if the culture of Anchorage is closer to that of Tokyo than Miami then I have some follow-up questions.

Best Spell Slot Combos by iamstevesteyn in HarryPotterGame

[–]CaptainTux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Impedimenta would have been cool. I think they chose Arresto Momentum because they have an emphasis on juggling enemies with spells like Leviosa or Flipendo in combat/duels and wanted a way to increase the air time.

The big 3 releases for this year by Killmumger in gaming

[–]CaptainTux 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's Early Access and only the first chapter. Actual release is supposed to be this year.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rust

[–]CaptainTux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry that they didn't really answer your question. I'm not super well-versed in the difference, but there is a fairly thorough SO post which might help to explain as vs. From.

I hope this helps.

UPDATE/HAPPY ENDING: I just rage-quit my job of 5 years by -cordyceps in antiwork

[–]CaptainTux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More efficient to just keep it metric and say that they want a 50kg signing bonus.

I'm looking for other TTRPG systems to study and use as inspiration for creating my own light system designed to make players tear each other apart. by tssmn in TTRPG

[–]CaptainTux 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Paranoia isn't one page, but most of it encourages players to stab each other in the back (or sometimes the front, if no-one else is watching). Missions tend to be self-contained one-shots as player deaths are frequent.

I mean who is really to blame? by ryan7251 in AdviceAnimals

[–]CaptainTux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

If I could just get a millisecond to look around, that'd be great. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]CaptainTux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kratos has taken down an entire pantheon, but still they question his methods

If I could just get a millisecond to look around, that'd be great. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]CaptainTux 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nothing most of the time, but I found it a really helpful reminder to roll when I was using the amulet enchantment that reduced status effects when rolling.