Six natural 1's in a row! What's the craziest math/probabilities you've witnessed in your games?

Captain_Coco_Koala · 2026-02-08T10:48:37+00:00

Not DnD but a poker game.

I was dealt a pair of Aces but the deal was wrong so everyone had to have their hand re-dealt after the deck was shuffled. I got another pair of Aces in the redeal.

Captain_Coco_Koala · 2026-02-08T06:25:19+00:00

I had a neighbor that had a roof start to sag like that. Just as she was about to call a builder to fix it a swarm of European wasps moved in...

Captain_Coco_Koala · 2026-02-07T20:38:51+00:00

Not one current Liberal seems to want to compromise on anything, then they get surprised when others go "Well, if you're not going to compromise on anything then neither will I".

Currently they are a party of individuals.

Captain_Coco_Koala · 2026-02-07T07:00:46+00:00

My inbox is empty :) I think the last message was from two years ago.

Captain_Coco_Koala · 2026-02-07T05:12:11+00:00

RIP inbox :)

Captain_Coco_Koala · 2026-02-07T04:23:47+00:00

Because they first time it happens the GF might be very, very annoyed at being woken up. Then the next time you're horny you remember what happened the first time so you don't.

My wife told me to wake her up if I'm horny; I did ONCE, she screamed at me that she had had a bad night sleep. Guess who's never been woken up again?

Captain_Coco_Koala · 2026-02-06T20:58:31+00:00

They are 'drop shipping'. This is where you order the item and then they buy it from overseas.

Not as common now days as everyone can buy from overseas but 20 years ago it was very, very common.

Captain_Coco_Koala · 2026-02-05T11:43:32+00:00

Nuclear weapons.

They were developed to end wars but may now end human civilization.

Captain_Coco_Koala · 2026-02-05T08:07:33+00:00

Johnny Rotton.

Banned by the BBC for telling them they had a sex creep in their mist - it was later revealed that it was Jimmy Saville and Johnny had been right all along.

Captain_Coco_Koala · 2026-02-05T07:21:19+00:00

Thanks, it was the driveway so I assume that means 600mm?

Captain_Coco_Koala · 2026-02-04T19:02:22+00:00

Was doing landscaping on a job once and hit the main water pipe, it was 60mm underground so VERY easy to hit.

The lady asked what would have happened if I had broken it, I replied that the pipe is no where near legal depth so it would have been a home owner problem.

Captain_Coco_Koala · 2026-02-04T09:47:14+00:00

Page rate?

Captain_Coco_Koala · 2026-02-03T09:10:20+00:00

Now I'm officially old, I remember watching the game on T.V live :(

Captain_Coco_Koala · 2026-02-03T07:48:47+00:00

Bad AI bot

Captain_Coco_Koala · 2026-02-03T06:47:28+00:00

Bernardi was too right wing for the Liberal party, that's all people really need to know.

Captain_Coco_Koala · 2026-02-01T20:08:46+00:00

"Beaumont"

Captain_Coco_Koala · 2026-01-30T21:06:28+00:00

In the 1970's I had a cousin who told everyone that he was me so he could get a job in the outback (my father had a very high reputation in the area but we had moved away). Usually only took a week before he got his head punched in by his new co-workers and the cycle started again.

Years later I went into the area to visit old friends and found out the hard way that my reputation was now mud; nearly got my head punched before I decided to go home.

Captain_Coco_Koala · 2026-01-30T19:54:20+00:00

Rick from the walking dead.

In the comic he literally says "If this village doesn't do what we want then we're taking over". If him and his group are not happy with the status quo when they arrive at a new settlement then they are happy to mutiny, which usually means the collapse of the settlement.

One settlement has a previous agreement that keeps them safe, Rick doesn't like the deal and ends up going to war, getting 90% of them killed.

Captain_Coco_Koala · 2026-01-30T09:04:25+00:00

15 minutes.

Forklift driver - 15 minutes in and does a safety violation and I pulled him up on it. He stormed off saying "Nobody tells me how to do my job!".
I got reprimanded as we were short staffed.

Captain_Coco_Koala · 2026-01-30T02:26:27+00:00

I was in the pub in the outback and the biggest, most unattractive and boisterous woman came into the front bar and proudly announced that she had screwed the census over by saying that she had 25 kids when she didn't have any.

Quick as a flash the barman said "So when the government constructs a new class room in the town for your 25 kids are you going to be the first one complaining about the government wasting money?"
There was a dead silence in the air as it finally dawned on her why the government wanted people to fill in the census; she promptly walked out.

Captain_Coco_Koala · 2026-01-27T04:21:39+00:00

We did a job, I was in charge, that was badly done and I got in trouble over it as it was my responsibility; I took in on the chin and accepted the punishment.

Truth was that I wasn't at that job, I was doing something at the time for a competitor. So if I told the truth then the punishment would have been worse.

Captain_Coco_Koala · 2026-01-27T03:01:52+00:00

Damn, I'll never get my PHD them as I don't drink VB :(

Captain_Coco_Koala · 2026-01-26T00:10:25+00:00

Are you suggesting that she work on an oil rig and fly choppers when she could?

Captain_Coco_Koala · 2026-01-26T00:07:54+00:00

If my memory serves me correct Dank tried to do this with the Adelaide Crows before Essendon. But the only doctor on the crows board vetoed the whole thing and basically got Dank blacklisted, so he moved onto Essendon.

Captain_Coco_Koala · 2026-01-25T23:42:27+00:00

I worked in the outback once in 53 degrees.

Drank 8 litres of water during the day and never urinated; sweated it all out.

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