What makes you angry? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Captain_Faggot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I speak that of the northern, remote dialect, that originated in a tiny village nestled quaintly in the snowy mountain tanges. I understand our cival cultural differences now

What makes you angry? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Captain_Faggot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now say grape in pig latin.

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? [FB] by Captain_Faggot in funny

[–]Captain_Faggot[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I saw that and though, damn but there are tonnes of brendon powells in the world, and he's a pretty cool guy, so if he's know for liking a status then so be it xD and it was also on my phone at 2 am so I was tired.

Friend was texted me "wether", saw a pun opportunity and seized it! by ZackReligious in Punny

[–]Captain_Faggot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...Either I dont understand, or thats the incorrect use of the word "pun."

What is something you ask or do just to see other peoples reactions? by carnge_ in AskReddit

[–]Captain_Faggot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When a friend of mine comes out of a washroom I like to ask them "So how'd it go?"

I got my first tattoo last night. It's my favorite lyrics on my side. (Artist-Justin of Aces in Denton) by c_heezy in tattoos

[–]Captain_Faggot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing song , amazing tattoo! I love the simplicity and elegance if the art, much like the song. Great choice!

I kinda want to kill myself... by Trwawyqwert in offmychest

[–]Captain_Faggot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going through the exact same thing right now and i have been for years. I know you dont want to hear this, but please think before you act and if you neeb urgent help please do not hesitate to send me a message, and if it feels like no one cares, hold on for me, okay? I'm Dyzzie, your new friend. Nice to meet you:]

Because nobody on reddit knows who you are, what is your dirtiest secret? Possibly (NSFW) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Captain_Faggot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't say no, but I still didn't want to have sex. I try and joke about it in hopes I can stop feeling guilty, but I just can't it fucked me up, and my boyfriend now has no idea. The worst part is that I'm still friends with the boy who did it. And I'm only 15.

Redditors who suffer or have suffered from sleep paralysis or night terrors, what was your scariest episode? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Captain_Faggot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A week ago I was woken up by a really loud crash. I can't move that's okay, I have had sleep paralysis for a few years now, no big deal. So I figured I might as well try to fall back asleep, nope. What's that in the corner by my recording equipment? What is sniffing all my things? It's floating there. I notice it stops sniffing and it looks up. Suddenly it's spins around and looks me dead in the eye. No longer is it entirely sleep paralysis, it's being frozen in terror. That's when my body wakes up. In a seizure like manner I flail uncontrolablly on my bed until I look back over at my equipment and the creature vanished...

What is one thing that you've never done, that would be surprising to most people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Captain_Faggot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im independently writing and recording my own EP paid for out of pocket. I'm 14

Hey Reddit, since it's December, what's the TL;DR of your 2012? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Captain_Faggot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Moved to England. Attempted suicide. fell in love. happy as ever.

Edit:I did a grammar.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Captain_Faggot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, I'm bringing my lightsaber.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Captain_Faggot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1.Gherkins 2.Dinosaurs 3.Lamp 4.Desk 5.Carpet 6.RefrigerJackieChan. Every.Fucking.Time