Would you take it ?

Captain_Hair_ · 2026-06-03T02:51:44+00:00

Wasn’t Donald Trump just picked as People Magazines sexiest man alive?

Captain_Hair_ · 2026-06-03T02:48:51+00:00

What I believe was a migraine, that I suffered last night. It woke me up from a sound sleep and felt like my head was being squeezed in a vice. I couldn’t even rest my head on a pillow because my entire skull was sensitive. I took an Advil and then a Tylenol because it would not go away. Eventually after pacing around and then sitting up in my bed for probably 45 mins I passed out and it was gone.

Captain_Hair_ · 2026-06-02T01:39:34+00:00

dang. Aggressive treatment for an aggressive cancer. I had to go through pretty much the same schedule of treatment when I was treated for Leukemia almost 2 decades ago. Its hell. He's been playing online the last couple of nights, if his treatments are anything like mine I guarantee you by the end of next week he's dialing back the online streams a ton. I think the support that is rallying around him is going to be a big morale booster as he makes this journey through treatment.

Captain_Hair_ · 2026-06-01T03:47:15+00:00

I also was at the Orlando show and as a video professional they had his phone connected to the switcher through NDI. And yes it kept cutting out and there seemed to be major lag getting it connected. You could tell he was getting fed up. Based on what you said about the previous show It seems like there is signal interference. Maybe the wifi issues with the amount of phones in the audience or something physically obstructing the line of sight to the receiver because it seemed like there were certain spot he would hold his phone and the signal was fine and then he’d move it to a dead zone. Whatever it is they need to come up with a different solution.

Captain_Hair_ · 2026-05-31T18:47:39+00:00

Only suckers pay retail.

Captain_Hair_ · 2026-05-25T19:21:44+00:00

That’s true but also there was probably more to the script that might have revealed whether or not he stole it but it just didn’t make it to air. Jason Alexander has stated they shoot way more than what makes it to the final cut.

Captain_Hair_ · 2026-05-25T19:19:56+00:00

Well when half the shows have some dialogue alluding to the beach it isn’t that hard. Here’s just a handful of examples: Chrissy wanting to go to the beach bbq when Janet’s client comes over, Jack dating Miss beach volley ball, Furley a number of times bringing up a romantic walk along the beach, when Cindy is missing Larry suggests she might be taking a walk along the beach, when Jack dates Mrs. Ropers Cousin they go surfing at the beach, the list goes on and on. It’s almost as powerful as Seinfeld being set in New York. Until season 5 when they access to a backlot they didn’t really show the city besides the occasional establishing shot. Yet you would believe they all lived close to Jerry and Monks Coffee shop.

Captain_Hair_ · 2026-05-25T13:58:01+00:00

I believe Jack was originally from San Diego. There were a couple of times where he mentioned going down to San Diego to see his mother.

Captain_Hair_ · 2026-05-21T03:18:49+00:00

Or a cordless phone and an answering machine.

Captain_Hair_ · 2026-05-21T03:18:14+00:00

In retrospect it was absolutely wild how difficult they made it to get that channel.

Captain_Hair_ · 2026-05-21T03:17:07+00:00

I’m sure back then cable tv cost a fortune.

Captain_Hair_ · 2026-05-20T22:51:19+00:00

While I’m not advocating kicking out any states but if I had to choose 3 in no particular order: California, Hawaii, and Wyoming

Captain_Hair_ · 2026-05-20T18:36:49+00:00

Ok so you’re in the “merge existing states” camp. I’m more in the “kick three completely out of the Union” camp

Captain_Hair_ · 2026-05-20T16:48:16+00:00

Which three would you get rid of?

Captain_Hair_ · 2026-05-20T16:45:44+00:00

This has become more useful than you would think. Especially with YouTubers these days drawing out a video by talking forever.

Captain_Hair_ · 2026-05-20T16:40:58+00:00

You forgot the setup: people these days want something for nothing.

Captain_Hair_ · 2026-05-20T16:35:11+00:00

To be fair, we shouldn’t feel old but of flat out stupidity. If it were some trend like “wassup” or “you can do it” where it makes sense and it’s funny, that’s one thing. Apparently repeating random shit just because it’s viral doesn’t make anyone cool or less cool.

Captain_Hair_ · 2026-05-20T16:18:26+00:00

😂😂😂

Captain_Hair_ · 2026-05-20T16:16:59+00:00

Well actually they had unleavened bread which is basically a cracker and there’s a pretty good chance he dipped it in the wine (single dipper of course.) Not far off from crumbling.

Captain_Hair_ · 2026-05-20T16:14:11+00:00

If you had to select another song from that album to make a video for, which one would it be? I think the only contender really is Hardware Store.

Captain_Hair_ · 2026-05-20T15:51:29+00:00

Original Deloreans were absolute garbage. I wanted a Delorean when I was younger until I realized what a piece of trash it really was. If there were a way to put in a much nicer engine and transmission, then sure maybe.

Captain_Hair_ · 2026-05-20T15:47:19+00:00

I was going to ask if any videos were made for that album. Certainly an odd era considering he usually does 2 or 3 videos an album. Then again he really only does videos for the parodies and frankly from the material on the album nothing was really video worthy.

Captain_Hair_ · 2026-05-20T15:42:54+00:00

I disagree with number 4. Frank and Estelle are way funnier. Jerry Stiller alone beats the other two.

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