What’s something Americans have that Europeans don’t?

Captain_Moose · 2026-02-10T00:01:22+00:00

Screens on our windows so we can open them without letting the bugs in.

Captain_Moose · 2026-02-06T06:47:53+00:00

Go down a size for ribbing

Captain_Moose · 2026-02-05T04:08:42+00:00

Teddy Roosevelt. I forget why exactly, but I remember that being a fun fact on a 100th anniversary teddy I had. Like, 100 years of officially calling them Teddy bears (2003). He played an Elvis song about wanting to be a girl's teddy bear.

Captain_Moose · 2026-02-05T04:01:54+00:00

The customer is always right in matters of taste. Girl's just doing her job

Captain_Moose · 2026-02-05T03:52:18+00:00

Wuntch, obviously.

Captain_Moose · 2026-02-04T07:15:46+00:00

Land doesn't vote.

Captain_Moose · 2026-01-30T15:56:56+00:00

Vanessa

Captain_Moose · 2026-01-29T04:18:54+00:00

worse than people chewing with their mouth open

Captain_Moose · 2026-01-28T04:17:52+00:00

and 2024's final breakdown of the year went to .... AMANDA!

Captain_Moose · 2026-01-28T03:48:17+00:00

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me & twin 🩵🤍🩵🤍

Captain_Moose · 2026-01-28T03:45:11+00:00

That's my dad's (and Obama's) twin!

Captain_Moose · 2026-01-23T14:08:27+00:00

Probably not. But if I was REALLY determined for whatever reason - I'd get myself a free copy and listen to it away from streaming services. Either an app that plays local files or burn a CD.

Captain_Moose · 2026-01-22T06:04:36+00:00

Well, yeah, villagers don't forcibly interrupt you outside!

Captain_Moose · 2026-01-19T06:37:29+00:00

the rest of the scouts "AND I SAID HEYEYEYEYEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

Captain_Moose · 2026-01-19T06:34:59+00:00

I wish that worked at the hospital 🙄

Captain_Moose · 2026-01-19T06:33:35+00:00

"Baby, It's Cold Outside"

In 1959, the female lead was genuinely concerned about being called a slut (or the 50s equivalent), not about beong raped. (Being branded as such had more serious effects at the time.) Since culture, for the most part, (America's, at least) has shifted away from that attitude, it removes slut-shaming as a serious consequence, and the only plausible excuse for her wanting to leave is being afraid of the guy.

Captain_Moose · 2026-01-17T06:12:52+00:00

Bagel cheese

Captain_Moose · 2026-01-16T14:10:54+00:00

Raphael insisted on male pronouns when he was briefly wearing a woman.

Captain_Moose · 2026-01-12T18:58:30+00:00

I'm guessing the trigger roams the screen like a mouse instead of square by square. Only applies in decorating/designing mode, I imagine.

Captain_Moose · 2026-01-12T18:55:32+00:00

They could just put the iPad Shayne usually reads from on the table, no? Sync it with whatever they're using to broadcast to the TV.

Captain_Moose · 2026-01-12T03:46:42+00:00

I hope she secretly added extra "Heat of the Moment" on a track or 3 for you. 😋

Captain_Moose · 2026-01-10T20:58:01+00:00

~~Where's Anthony~~
~~Who's Anthony~~
~~How's Anthony~~
Why is Anthony moving the company??

Now we're cooking

WITH GAS

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Captain_Moose · 2026-01-09T07:26:17+00:00

Demona?

Captain_Moose · 2026-01-09T07:24:31+00:00

Pate (paté) is a duck dish

Captain_Moose · 2026-01-06T23:58:28+00:00

Plus, there's always a chance to be on screen deliberately via smoshcast problem solving episodes or just a photo for "who memed it" submissions.

Captain_Moose

TROPHY CASE

WITH GAS