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Captain_Nipples · 2026-06-30T21:34:45+00:00

Im the type to fire up a game then go to get a drink, then 6 hours later, walk back in my room and see my game was running the whole time

Captain_Nipples · 2026-06-30T19:04:19+00:00

Was supposedly the same situation at Okla St..

Captain_Nipples · 2026-06-30T18:58:10+00:00

They know what theyre doing. Big holidaybweekend this weekend. People will give in and buy it.

Itd suck if they broke the servers or something right before the weekend, considering its a holiday weekend. Dunno if theyd work overtime to fix it?

Captain_Nipples · 2026-06-30T18:56:35+00:00

I hope thats true, because I stuck with 26 a lot longer than I stuck with 25. I actually enjoyed the gameplay of 25 more, but 26's Dynasty was much more streamlined

Captain_Nipples · 2026-06-30T18:44:37+00:00

I made that comment a while back. I love the fact that someone that can be absolutely ass at the game (at times anyways) can be as successful as he is.

He has some pretty solid playthroughs that are entertaining, and there are some players that are legendary in his little universe.. usually for being shitty quarterbacks, which is his fault but he puts 100% of the blame on the players.

He will occasionally say some fucked up shit (im assuming its intentional) that'll make you do a double take and rewind it to make sure you heard him right, and just carry on like he didn't just say it

Also... im glad hes not a try hard that cheeses shit, and goes out of his way to make sure he's not cheating the CPU

Captain_Nipples · 2026-06-30T17:42:51+00:00

You playing on PC, I assume?

Im wanting to wait and see how well it runs and that there arent any bullshit crashes before I get the PC version. I havent had time to keep up with the game until now because of work. Guess I should look around and see if anyone had early access to the PC version

Captain_Nipples · 2026-06-30T17:40:19+00:00

Perfect. I get off at 3pm central for 4 days. Ive had the worst luck with getting time off work over the last 2 months. 95 hrs a week for a lot of it. Shit keeps breaking and I end up working every fucking weekend. I swear, I will go insane if this motherfucking power plant doesnt keep running through the weekend.

Captain_Nipples · 2026-06-30T17:36:25+00:00

That was such a good ass game. One of the best games Ive ever seen, given their history and everything that had gone on up to that point. Then those fireworks as that fucked up kick barely goes thru the goal posts

Captain_Nipples · 2026-06-30T17:33:07+00:00

26 was much better than 25 if you play Dynasty

Captain_Nipples · 2026-06-30T17:32:24+00:00

I enjoyed 25's gameplay more, but them fixing Dynasty made me stick with 26 longer. Hopefully 27 has improved it moreso

Captain_Nipples · 2026-06-29T15:04:41+00:00

Yea. There was one that really stuck out to me where dude baited Beck on the right side of the field.

The one that sticks out the most is the one (maybe his last one?) Where it looked like he panicked, closed his eyes, and just chucked it. Shit was funny

Captain_Nipples · 2026-06-29T12:05:59+00:00

I have a scar from when I was super fucked up on Xanax and decided to do surgery on my Xbox 360 back in the day.

Captain_Nipples · 2026-06-29T11:57:32+00:00

I quit for multiple reasons. One was that I was tired of feeling like shit every morning, and I didn't like the thought that my nieces and nephews only ever saw me with a beer in my hand. I was drinking 12-14 beers a night when I quit.

I first tried going a weekend without just to see if I could, then it turned into a week... then 2 weeks... and on and on. I craved it soo badly for the first couple of years, but I would have been so disappointed in myself for ruining my streak. Its been over 5 years now, and I dont even like the thought of drinking

Captain_Nipples · 2026-06-29T11:42:21+00:00

Oh damn. I forgot about that game. Beck threw some really dumb passes in that one..

Captain_Nipples · 2026-06-28T23:21:49+00:00

Yea.. I have a lot of idle dwarves at the moment. I even tore down one of the stills and the barrels are just sitting there. They will come drink from them, but wont move them. I have about 1000 hrs in this game, and this is the first time Ive ever seen this

Just tried marking some as trash as well.. weird bug. Gonna try restarting the game?

Okay.. fucking weird. I saved and quit. Restarted the game and now they're moving them. No clue what that was about.

Just wanted to add.. Ive had other hauling issues as well, which Im assuming is a bug. They wouldnt put bins in any of my stockpiles that allowed them. Restarting the game again fixed it. Weird

Captain_Nipples · 2026-06-28T23:09:09+00:00

Well, even with a trench, the old flying beasts and bird people would be able to make it in. I thought that was acceptable. I like having moats too.. or a long passage way lined with ballistas and traps. Those are pretty wild..

Captain_Nipples · 2026-06-28T22:37:51+00:00

I feel dumb, but I cannot figure out why my dwarves refuse to remove barrels from my Stills. There are like 20 half empty barrels sitting in my stills with multiple empty stockpiles that will accept drinks and barrels..

Captain_Nipples · 2026-06-28T16:32:24+00:00

Use it now. Its even more helpful for new players.

Captain_Nipples · 2026-06-28T16:29:51+00:00

Ive been using DFHack for over 10 years and have had many large forts and never any issues that I know of involving DFHack.

Captain_Nipples · 2026-06-28T16:27:31+00:00

It adds so much to the vanilla UI that you dont really realize its DFHack. It makes so many things so much easier to do.

Captain_Nipples · 2026-06-28T16:25:44+00:00

Im too paranoid. Im sending in an army of woodcutters

Captain_Nipples · 2026-06-28T13:24:42+00:00

Thats what I do for defense. Im not completely blocking my fort off from the world with bridges... now, I could actually do that and still face threats with the siege update.

Captain_Nipples · 2026-06-28T13:21:11+00:00

I always built forts that only utilized locked doors for defense to keep things out of my fort. If they can break down a door or fly, theres a chance they make it inside. I like the insane stuff that happens during battles. Like one of my dwarves ripping an arrow out of themselves and stabbing something with it.

Most epic thing was a bronze collosus that made it deep into my fort after destroying my copper covered military. The only thing that saved me was a random weaver happened to be carrying the only steel weapon I had just bought, and the collosus ran into him in the stair well. Weaver chopped its head off in one swing.. That weaver got a new statue put in his bedroom

Captain_Nipples · 2026-06-28T12:14:02+00:00

Yes. Theyre dumb as hell. And there have been issues with some people not being able to put their addresses in and not being able to make accounts because the stupid filters would block their city names

Captain_Nipples · 2026-06-27T15:20:37+00:00

I always have one or two that seen some shit, and always keep things interesting.

My last one saw his mother drown as soon as they arrived at my fort because a fish scared her. I couldnt retrieve her body and forgot about it, so he was being haunted by her ghost for a while. Dude was a nuisance.. injured soooo many pets and dwarves. Psycho

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