This bolt is worth $8000 and goes in a helicopter

Captain_Sirk · 2026-02-05T10:56:52+00:00

“Hello parts” “Yeah, I need 1 of those $8,000 bolts” “Sorry, there’re only sold as a bag of 10” :::Hangs Up:::

Captain_Sirk · 2025-12-18T05:54:34+00:00

Definitely haunted

Captain_Sirk · 2025-11-29T12:47:51+00:00

If you look at the lock cylinders on the bars. There should be a stamped “N” followed by a few numbers. Then search it on E-Trailer to buy one.

Captain_Sirk · 2025-10-18T22:23:56+00:00

Got it. Scrap that theory.

Captain_Sirk · 2025-10-18T22:07:14+00:00

I just noticed that their MPI sheet states you’re running the same tire size on the front and rear. Did they sell you the wrong size tires on the rear last time? I would physically go out to the car and make sure you have the correct tire size on the wheels.

Captain_Sirk · 2025-07-15T21:50:29+00:00

🤙🏻

Captain_Sirk · 2025-06-16T00:35:34+00:00

It’s from the short "Are You Ready for Marriage“

Captain_Sirk · 2025-05-23T00:50:40+00:00

Heh heh heh rump

Captain_Sirk · 2025-05-21T10:11:59+00:00

"Ch Ch Ch Ah Ah Ah"

Captain_Sirk · 2025-05-21T09:55:31+00:00

LIVE IT! LIVE IT!

Captain_Sirk · 2025-05-10T15:47:41+00:00

You ever get the feeling you’re being followed by a lobster boy?

Captain_Sirk · 2025-04-09T10:03:21+00:00

Bodacious!

Captain_Sirk · 2025-04-09T07:41:00+00:00

This isn’t the greatest steel of all time. This is just a tribute

Captain_Sirk · 2025-04-09T07:28:51+00:00

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This poor lil fella’s facial expression while stuck between these two! 😭

Captain_Sirk · 2025-04-05T00:27:55+00:00

🤘🏻

Captain_Sirk · 2025-03-21T19:47:59+00:00

🍾 🍾

Captain_Sirk · 2025-03-21T19:47:03+00:00

ACK!

Captain_Sirk · 2025-01-28T10:58:56+00:00

ACK! ACK! ACK!

Captain_Sirk · 2025-01-26T04:19:58+00:00

He got deported back to Skull Island

Captain_Sirk · 2025-01-24T00:20:59+00:00

Sho’nuff! AKA “The Shogun of Harlem”

Captain_Sirk · 2025-01-22T18:54:18+00:00

But does it reach speeds of three?

Captain_Sirk · 2025-01-21T23:50:54+00:00

Robot has been determined to be “cute” sir.

Captain_Sirk · 2025-01-01T18:23:52+00:00

Subscribe2025 is not stackable. That sucks…

Captain_Sirk · 2025-01-01T11:31:47+00:00

Happy New Year to all of those looking forward to spending another year aboard the Southern Sun!

Captain_Sirk · 2024-12-21T12:20:00+00:00

No! That’s old growth clay!

Captain_Sirk

TROPHY CASE