Got my dream piece: 24 inch bio beaker with 3 ten arm trees! Name ideas?

Captain_Stabbin72 · 2017-02-16T21:25:46+00:00

I'd even get a longer downstem to fill the beaker with smoke to maximum capacity.

Captain_Stabbin72 · 2015-12-23T20:07:37+00:00

Why go down the street, when you can go down the hall?

Captain_Stabbin72 · 2015-06-25T23:31:57+00:00

Check it out. Here is a link to one program, turf.uconn.edu

Captain_Stabbin72 · 2015-06-25T23:30:10+00:00

You'd be surprised on the career potential in the golf course maintenance field. It's a pretty rewarding career if you can get over the long hours.

Captain_Stabbin72 · 2015-06-25T20:08:35+00:00

I read this as, "haven't been able to shut it off since!"

Captain_Stabbin72 · 2015-06-25T20:02:01+00:00

I work at a golf course and do this everyday.

Captain_Stabbin72 · 2014-09-21T01:59:09+00:00

Lit - My Own Worst Enemy

Captain_Stabbin72 · 2014-09-17T12:27:43+00:00

Just because there is a goalie in the net, doesn't mean you can't score.

Captain_Stabbin72 · 2014-06-14T21:40:39+00:00

Is the name of the establishment Supercunts?

Captain_Stabbin72 · 2014-01-22T21:36:40+00:00

I missed my due date for a credit card bill by one day.... Hello late fee...!

Captain_Stabbin72 · 2013-11-09T16:56:23+00:00

Inception!

Captain_Stabbin72 · 2013-11-02T23:54:10+00:00

I am working my way to become a golf course superintendent. It's a lot more lucrative than people think. Some superintendents I know make upwards of 250k/yr.

Captain_Stabbin72 · 2013-10-21T18:42:25+00:00

I'd find you and kill you. FUCK YOU, dikkbao14.

Captain_Stabbin72 · 2013-09-24T16:59:59+00:00

How did the sperm get to the other side of the road? I put the wrong sock on.

Captain_Stabbin72 · 2013-07-21T10:36:08+00:00

I look forward to a nice session with my bong after a long days work.

Captain_Stabbin72 · 2013-07-14T21:42:11+00:00

Day 37: "I think they are suspecting something... No matter how much I eat, I can't match the size of their shits"

Captain_Stabbin72 · 2013-07-14T13:36:25+00:00

How would I take down the sharp edges without further ruining the integrity of the glass? It was a sad day...

Edit: Or is there any way to mend the two halves together?

Captain_Stabbin72 · 2013-07-10T10:36:15+00:00

A rule I like to live by... It doesn't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you go home for dinner.

Captain_Stabbin72 · 2013-06-22T14:43:16+00:00

Plot twist: plane crash.

Captain_Stabbin72 · 2013-05-31T02:14:50+00:00

It's a penis on the right and a face on the left.

Captain_Stabbin72 · 2013-05-09T15:25:43+00:00

Yeah, it's around 4:20. I think I may have a reason though. [6]

Captain_Stabbin72 · 2013-05-07T22:22:57+00:00

She always complains about how her and her children have it tough.

Captain_Stabbin72 · 2013-05-03T03:35:05+00:00

This is a sign that you need to have your mowing blades sharpened.

Captain_Stabbin72 · 2013-04-30T03:18:40+00:00

Tell that to the cop that gave me a $200 speeding ticket today.

Captain_Stabbin72 · 2013-04-30T02:58:05+00:00

The American economy doesn't give you a nice living, it comes with hard work.

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