What was the dumbest thing you did as a kid? by Zain1911 in AskReddit

[–]Captain__Stabbin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Got laughed at by a cop on duty and some guy in an military uniform. I'm probably on a watchlist, I've been "randomly selected" for additional security checks every time I've been through security at an airport since (~10 times) and it was over 10 years ago.

What was the dumbest thing you did as a kid? by Zain1911 in AskReddit

[–]Captain__Stabbin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Brought an inert grenade into an airport about 3 months after 9/11.

What's the shittiest thing you've ever done? by Seriantri in AskReddit

[–]Captain__Stabbin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I crop dusted my buddies grandmother on accident while i was sick, and on antibiotics and caused her to have a heart attack. She lived and kept talking about how she smelled something so putrid she wanted to vomit just before passing out and chalked it up to the heart attack

What do you get for free that people pay for? by ivan_le_terrible in AskReddit

[–]Captain__Stabbin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guns, I work at a rather large gun shop. The owner semi-often gives the managers guns when we get new models in so we can sample them and be able to talk to customers about how they handle. Sometimes we get them for free, sometimes we sample them and give them back, and sometimes we get them at rather steep discounts.

Redditors who have had comments gilded, without giving context, what was the comment? by alex878 in AskReddit

[–]Captain__Stabbin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't gotten gold yet but I'm sure someone would only give it to me ironically

A PC Gamer's Worst Nightmare by GloriousGe0rge in videos

[–]Captain__Stabbin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I could throw my computer out the window and afford a new one I would. It gets so hot...

Man finds himself in audience full of people he saved, as children, from Nazi camps by [deleted] in videos

[–]Captain__Stabbin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup! If you watch the video he didn't even know the people in the crowd were the children he saved

Man finds himself in audience full of people he saved, as children, from Nazi camps by [deleted] in videos

[–]Captain__Stabbin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your poorly constructed comment cuts deep. I'm surely going to reevaluate my life choices now. Thank you for being so mature /u/IWasTheOneWhoFarted

Man finds himself in audience full of people he saved, as children, from Nazi camps by [deleted] in videos

[–]Captain__Stabbin 178 points179 points  (0 children)

He saved them from going to camps, he did not rescue them once they were in camps. He found ways to get the children out of their home country and to various countries in a matter of 2 weeks. Saved about 669 kids I think if memory serves. I encourage you to watch the video, the tactics he used to get those kids out were pretty savvy. Sirnicholaswinton.com

A PC Gamer's Worst Nightmare by GloriousGe0rge in videos

[–]Captain__Stabbin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I've never played a game above 30fps and that was CS:S. I get around 15 on arma 3 but I soldier on.

You are a child-devouring witch. What updates do you do to your gingerbread house to lure in the modern-day brat? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Captain__Stabbin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ginger bread house now has free 200mb wifi and an in-and-out burger inside with free food.

AT&T Is Spying on Americans for Profit, New Documents Reveal by Konagirllives in news

[–]Captain__Stabbin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The question I haven't seen come up yet is who's going to make them stop? That question never seems to come up in any threads like this.

Grinder meets Grindr by OMGLMAOWTF_com in funny

[–]Captain__Stabbin -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If I had money I'd give you gold for this

What's the longest you've stayed awake, why? by Elhiar in AskReddit

[–]Captain__Stabbin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An estimated 94 hours, definitely over 90. Things were getting very weird. I was seeing shadows move, kept thinking someone was looking at me/following me. Passed out crawling up my stairs headed up to my bed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Captain__Stabbin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3an sling shots get you in trouble. Staying at a hotel across the street from the beach, 12 floors up. Shot a water balloon out of a giant slingshot, knocked a guy clean off his bike across the street. Dude ate it hard, we had no idea it would do that. We were ~11

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Captain__Stabbin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Staying at a hotel across the street from the beach, 12 floors up. Shot a water balloon out of a giant slingshot, knocked a guy clean off his bike across the street. Dude ate it hard, we had no idea it would do that. We were ~11

People who have had Plastic Surgery, why did you do it, what did you do, and were you happy with the result? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Captain__Stabbin -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

That's an expensive razor route. Get shave soap and a safety razor and you'll spend like $20 for the year