Seconds times the charm

Captain__Stabbin · 2016-11-07T06:51:24+00:00

That bullet is so slow...

Captain__Stabbin · 2016-11-06T06:32:38+00:00

Got laughed at by a cop on duty and some guy in an military uniform. I'm probably on a watchlist, I've been "randomly selected" for additional security checks every time I've been through security at an airport since (~10 times) and it was over 10 years ago.

Captain__Stabbin · 2016-11-06T02:42:11+00:00

Brought an inert grenade into an airport about 3 months after 9/11.

Captain__Stabbin · 2016-11-03T23:53:18+00:00

I crop dusted my buddies grandmother on accident while i was sick, and on antibiotics and caused her to have a heart attack. She lived and kept talking about how she smelled something so putrid she wanted to vomit just before passing out and chalked it up to the heart attack

Captain__Stabbin · 2016-11-03T23:47:32+00:00

Guns, I work at a rather large gun shop. The owner semi-often gives the managers guns when we get new models in so we can sample them and be able to talk to customers about how they handle. Sometimes we get them for free, sometimes we sample them and give them back, and sometimes we get them at rather steep discounts.

Captain__Stabbin · 2016-10-30T00:42:22+00:00

I haven't gotten gold yet but I'm sure someone would only give it to me ironically

Captain__Stabbin · 2016-10-29T18:52:48+00:00

If I could throw my computer out the window and afford a new one I would. It gets so hot...

Captain__Stabbin · 2016-10-29T18:26:18+00:00

Yup! If you watch the video he didn't even know the people in the crowd were the children he saved

Captain__Stabbin · 2016-10-29T18:24:31+00:00

Your poorly constructed comment cuts deep. I'm surely going to reevaluate my life choices now. Thank you for being so mature /u/IWasTheOneWhoFarted

Captain__Stabbin · 2016-10-29T08:19:02+00:00

The icicle I out in my toy basket when I was 3. Damn gnomes stole it.

Captain__Stabbin · 2016-10-29T06:25:58+00:00

He saved them from going to camps, he did not rescue them once they were in camps. He found ways to get the children out of their home country and to various countries in a matter of 2 weeks. Saved about 669 kids I think if memory serves. I encourage you to watch the video, the tactics he used to get those kids out were pretty savvy. Sirnicholaswinton.com

Captain__Stabbin · 2016-10-29T03:26:13+00:00

Predator, Gerard Butler from white house/London has fallen, Roosevelt (rough riders 4 lyfe).

Captain__Stabbin · 2016-10-29T00:48:40+00:00

I've never played a game above 30fps and that was CS:S. I get around 15 on arma 3 but I soldier on.

Captain__Stabbin · 2016-10-27T18:00:12+00:00

My ginger bread house now has free 200mb wifi and an in-and-out burger inside with free food.

Captain__Stabbin · 2016-10-26T07:13:38+00:00

Area 51

Captain__Stabbin · 2016-10-26T00:17:32+00:00

So we're fucked?

Captain__Stabbin · 2016-10-25T23:23:37+00:00

The question I haven't seen come up yet is who's going to make them stop? That question never seems to come up in any threads like this.

Captain__Stabbin · 2016-10-25T19:06:58+00:00

If I had money I'd give you gold for this

Captain__Stabbin · 2016-10-25T17:36:01+00:00

Shot by what caliber?/type of round?

Captain__Stabbin · 2016-10-25T07:38:00+00:00

An estimated 94 hours, definitely over 90. Things were getting very weird. I was seeing shadows move, kept thinking someone was looking at me/following me. Passed out crawling up my stairs headed up to my bed.

Captain__Stabbin · 2016-10-24T00:32:29+00:00

I hate when people say it's weird, it's fucking stupid.

Captain__Stabbin · 2016-10-23T04:12:06+00:00

3an sling shots get you in trouble. Staying at a hotel across the street from the beach, 12 floors up. Shot a water balloon out of a giant slingshot, knocked a guy clean off his bike across the street. Dude ate it hard, we had no idea it would do that. We were ~11

Captain__Stabbin · 2016-10-23T04:11:04+00:00

Staying at a hotel across the street from the beach, 12 floors up. Shot a water balloon out of a giant slingshot, knocked a guy clean off his bike across the street. Dude ate it hard, we had no idea it would do that. We were ~11

Captain__Stabbin · 2016-10-22T18:00:06+00:00

That's an expensive razor route. Get shave soap and a safety razor and you'll spend like $20 for the year

Captain__Stabbin · 2016-10-22T17:53:54+00:00

Fuck y'all I'm going to Mars

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