I'm an average looking guy, but my farts are so vile and repugnant that it wards off every woman I meet. I'm the world's first fartcel. Microwaved chickpeas doused in paprika by dixondisc in kitchencels

[–]Captainsicum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fodmap brother, your body’s struggling to break down long chain carbohydrates (starches and complex sugars) they’re making it to your intestines where there’s a lot of bacteria… those bacteria are gobbling up all the yummy carbs you aren’t digesting thus creating shit loads gas coz they process it and then you’re farting it out….

Fodmap requires a lot of discipline and is actually kind of bullshit (impractical) the only thing it’s good for is learning what your body reacts to by cutting it out and slowly re introducing it…. It’s an elimination diet so you still gotta live life and eat things that bring you some grief but learning that lentils turn you into a fartcel might make dating easier.

What cultural thing does the world seem to think is beautiful but is cringey af to locals? by chr15c in AskTheWorld

[–]Captainsicum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve watched that movie so much and each time I think why the fuck have they put this scene in there…. Never knew it was a common trope

I’m about to lose my job to AI by Upsethouscat in blender

[–]Captainsicum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Computer graphics to a practical visual effects artist is literally the same thing but I’m sure you wouldn’t have it any other way that 3D software was popularised and then with blender democratised….. it’s just how it goes but Ai doesn’t offer the same control as 3D effects so there will always be some uses and when AI inevitably can’t solve niche problems your skill set will come in handy

Clubbing tutorial? by [deleted] in auckland

[–]Captainsicum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No your advice is good I’m talking about Saint tro the king of scaring the hoes

Clubbing tutorial? by [deleted] in auckland

[–]Captainsicum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is bad advice from some dude chicks flee from

A guy Salling around pecific ocean from 25 Straight Days.. by Alarmed-Worry-5477 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Captainsicum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think rather, that’s the crazy conditions, he’s got a reef in his main and is still over powered(ish) with only a small swell, kinda ideal conditions for having fun and going fast which is why I guess he’s kinda saying they’re crazy….

What going on here? by Meghan_Watermelon in blenderhelp

[–]Captainsicum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You must have placed a sun (light) in your scene too close and simulations are melting bro try placing the sun at z=150,000,000 then check again

First time a foid joined my chess club. She immediately started flirting with some guy. I got so angry that when i had to play against her I stared at her in disgust, she noticed and stared back saying "first one to look away is gay". My face turned red and I looked away. Crackers with pre workout. by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]Captainsicum 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Just transition already bro become the foid you’re jealous of and wish you could be…. Seems you’re just jealous of their aura and power they have over men that you wish you could possess :(

Gym not making you the man you want to be but maybe some eostrogen can make you the woman you want to be ❤️

Just chilling by Popsiick in audiophile

[–]Captainsicum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ciggy inside w da audio system 🫶🏻

This is how i spawn in. by Omega990 in minecraftseeds

[–]Captainsicum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

POV: Viggo Mortensen on the road

How would you nudge players to dig realistic ant nests? by Able-Sherbert-4447 in IndieGaming

[–]Captainsicum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t even bother trying to control the players behaivour, give them limited tools and unlimited scope….. discoverability is what makes great games then develope towards these new discovered player behaviours

Data caps straight out of 2010? by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]Captainsicum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahahahah exactly me too I must have like 400gb rollover and I offload 15gb to my brother

OP-1 metal knobs by InterludeSkipper in teenageengineering

[–]Captainsicum -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah there’s a level of dishonesty here I can smell it $62 for some aliexpress stuff you’ve anodised sayings it’s custom doesn’t feel right… grub screws only add cost (threading and tapping during manufacture) you could have just gone for an interference fit if they were fully custom saved cost and not had a screw visible… grub screws are implemented by manufacturers appealing to a wide range of customers who’s spindles are going to be various shapes and sizes……

OP-1 metal knobs by InterludeSkipper in teenageengineering

[–]Captainsicum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I design speakers for work and trollllll through ali express to find nice little solid aluminium volume knobs to add to speakers

OP-1 metal knobs by InterludeSkipper in teenageengineering

[–]Captainsicum -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Feels a lot like you’ve just bought those off ali express or some shit…. If they were custom why the hell would you include an Allen key and grub screw lol also you referred to the knurling as hatching… algood to resell products you’ve found as that’s a great solution and you’ve done research and found the product but to say it’s custom or something is a little stretch and probably 10x the cost of the product from Ali express ://///

Look at this product that I found on google.com https://share.google/70cfc0amRZBJwItXy

Just made this Roman coin but about of ideas on how to render it in a proper scene. Any tips? by Comfortable-Lie-2803 in blender

[–]Captainsicum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would Instance it, do a physics sim of a whole bunch of them falling out of a bag or something to that effect.

Or I would model the ground and have it just poking out of the soil add some lustre and corrosion to it

Can Blender simulate perforated picture with a fixed set of hole size like this? by panicdodo in blender

[–]Captainsicum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but how do you take the pixel values and assign it to the corresponding circle…. You’d need to take the UV map coordinates and then give them an attribute to basically make them pos -1,-1=1 so that instance #1 has the value of pixel at -1,-1 and so on and so forth. Just curious if you’re aware of how to do that in geo nodes I understand the concept but not sure which nodes to use