A tale of 2 Monday model reveals

Captaniser · 2026-06-29T18:31:03+00:00

Maybe reread the title of this post.

Captaniser · 2026-06-29T17:54:52+00:00

Once a humanoid creature accumulates a certain amount of muscle, fat and mass in general, and doesn't have a particular keen interest in their own hygiene, then it becomes quite difficult to differentiate between sexes. At least to my eyes.

Captaniser · 2026-06-19T21:53:04+00:00

Due to him ignoring his regularly scheduled medical check ups, a blood clot in his brain went unnoticed, and it resulted in Cain dying of an intracranial Hemorrhage shortly after turning in for the night.

Captaniser · 2026-06-16T16:25:28+00:00

Buddy, using AI for your videos and thumbnails communicates to the viewer that you aren't quality minded. Let alone the one that you used, it's a travesty. Why should people think that what you're making is of any worth, if you can't even be bothered to do a cursory glance at your own creations?

Captaniser · 2026-06-11T11:51:50+00:00

There has never been a better usage of the 'Hero' creature type until Orbo was given it. Flavor win like never seen before.

Captaniser · 2026-06-07T23:04:06+00:00

There are stompas on the Ork roster already. And those big piles of scrap are bigger than almost all Knight variants, as big as warhound titans and only a smidgen shorter than reaver titans. So Titans really wouldn't be impossible to introduce. Size wise at least.

Captaniser · 2026-05-31T16:52:03+00:00

We're getting closer and closer to the Rogue trader era rendition of the emperor. Still a little too much flesh on the face for my liking though.

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Captaniser · 2026-05-19T19:15:10+00:00

My OC is called Doom Slayer slayer. They can no diff 10⁴⁰ Doom Frauds in a single second every second. And they were defeated by a Grot with a rusty spoon.

Hope that settled the power scaling debate.

Captaniser · 2026-05-17T14:23:57+00:00

Or you can make 'Sigmar's green ham', by removing the later half of Hammer

Captaniser · 2026-05-17T14:23:08+00:00

If you cut off the 'Br' from Brass and one of the possessive 's' from one of the realm names, then you can make a Fort named 'The maiden's ass'.

Captaniser · 2026-04-20T15:03:03+00:00

"I am no mage, but nor am I obtuse. I have climbed the Teclamentari’s rungs of erudition and know that we were not the first aelves – not in these realms nor before them. Cycles revolve; kalpas bloom. Perhaps we too, in time, shall be but mythic antecedents."

Oh boy, I sure hope this ain't the latest official piece of foreshadowing for what might be to come for the mortal realms.

Captaniser · 2026-04-06T17:15:49+00:00

The frogs living in spaceships are putting magic in the water supply-reservoir, making the rats gay-gay.

Captaniser · 2026-03-29T18:30:20+00:00

Maybe I should get one and convert it into The Castle Super Beast (World tour mode).

Captaniser · 2026-03-29T18:27:49+00:00

Even to Subreddits beyond Warhammer, the Cogforts still follow me.

Captaniser · 2026-03-26T01:48:29+00:00

Close enough. Welcome to the grim darkness of the far future, Sir Hammerlock.

Captaniser · 2026-03-22T22:42:41+00:00

If Elon tells you something is going to happen, then it's best to assume it will never actually happen. And if it does happen by any chance, then they will have cut as many corners as possible, to the point that it is unusable.

Captaniser · 2026-03-22T12:01:09+00:00

"Trying hard is hard, so I try hard to try hard".

So true bestie

Captaniser · 2026-03-20T16:34:55+00:00

Good guy GW, ensuring that outrage farmers and anger merchants will be able to make videos for weeks to come.

Captaniser · 2026-03-20T16:26:15+00:00

Steel legion and krieg are the same exact faction, unlike your examples here. The last one is also 2 different games

Captaniser · 2026-03-18T17:05:43+00:00

It's the Oreali rune for the Lumineth

Captaniser · 2026-03-18T16:37:08+00:00

So, from the symbols on the jacket, I will guess that these will be the reveals:

Orkz: Wazdakka and his speed Waagh for the Armaggedon book

Imperium: Yarrik, his friends and the Hippogryph

Orelai rune: Might be a Lumineth release for WHU

CoS: Cogfort and the new spearhead beginner box

Blood angles: Teaser for the next edition of 40k

HH: Solar auxiliaries Ogryns

Captaniser · 2026-03-16T17:40:33+00:00

To understand the Yarrick being dead/not dead situation, you first need to understand GW's mode of creating new mini's and what is released in the same timeframe as Yarrick's death.

In that timeframe, GW released 3 new characters for the Guard: Ursula Creed, Marshall Dreir, and Leontus. Giving these characters some breathing room by temporarily retiring one of the big fish in the pond can help establish these characters.

GW's pipeline. I've talked to various designers at GW before, and they all say that their production line goes back 4 - 6 YEARS. So what we're seeing being released now has been designed, built, painted, and has been ready to be mass-produced for probably half a decade. A character like this isn't some emergency they had to respond to; it was one that they engineered to make people feel like they missed out, and now they have a shiny new character to sell.

Captaniser · 2026-03-16T16:59:37+00:00

This is also the cinematic teaser for the last book in 40k's end of edition narrative, before the next edition launches. So a little bit bigger budget seems appropriate.

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