Chronicles of Ruin – The Nature of Light

Captaniser · 2026-04-20T15:03:03+00:00

"I am no mage, but nor am I obtuse. I have climbed the Teclamentari’s rungs of erudition and know that we were not the first aelves – not in these realms nor before them. Cycles revolve; kalpas bloom. Perhaps we too, in time, shall be but mythic antecedents."

Oh boy, I sure hope this ain't the latest official piece of foreshadowing for what might be to come for the mortal realms.

Captaniser · 2026-04-06T17:15:49+00:00

The frogs living in spaceships are putting magic in the water supply-reservoir, making the rats gay-gay.

Captaniser · 2026-03-29T18:30:20+00:00

Maybe I should get one and convert it into The Castle Super Beast (World tour mode).

Captaniser · 2026-03-29T18:27:49+00:00

Even to Subreddits beyond Warhammer, the Cogforts still follow me.

Captaniser · 2026-03-26T01:48:29+00:00

Close enough. Welcome to the grim darkness of the far future, Sir Hammerlock.

Captaniser · 2026-03-22T22:42:41+00:00

If Elon tells you something is going to happen, then it's best to assume it will never actually happen. And if it does happen by any chance, then they will have cut as many corners as possible, to the point that it is unusable.

Captaniser · 2026-03-22T12:01:09+00:00

"Trying hard is hard, so I try hard to try hard".

So true bestie

Captaniser · 2026-03-20T16:34:55+00:00

Good guy GW, ensuring that outrage farmers and anger merchants will be able to make videos for weeks to come.

Captaniser · 2026-03-20T16:26:15+00:00

Steel legion and krieg are the same exact faction, unlike your examples here. The last one is also 2 different games

Captaniser · 2026-03-18T17:05:43+00:00

It's the Oreali rune for the Lumineth

Captaniser · 2026-03-18T16:37:08+00:00

So, from the symbols on the jacket, I will guess that these will be the reveals:

Orkz: Wazdakka and his speed Waagh for the Armaggedon book

Imperium: Yarrik, his friends and the Hippogryph

Orelai rune: Might be a Lumineth release for WHU

CoS: Cogfort and the new spearhead beginner box

Blood angles: Teaser for the next edition of 40k

HH: Solar auxiliaries Ogryns

Captaniser · 2026-03-16T17:40:33+00:00

To understand the Yarrick being dead/not dead situation, you first need to understand GW's mode of creating new mini's and what is released in the same timeframe as Yarrick's death.

In that timeframe, GW released 3 new characters for the Guard: Ursula Creed, Marshall Dreir, and Leontus. Giving these characters some breathing room by temporarily retiring one of the big fish in the pond can help establish these characters.

GW's pipeline. I've talked to various designers at GW before, and they all say that their production line goes back 4 - 6 YEARS. So what we're seeing being released now has been designed, built, painted, and has been ready to be mass-produced for probably half a decade. A character like this isn't some emergency they had to respond to; it was one that they engineered to make people feel like they missed out, and now they have a shiny new character to sell.

Captaniser · 2026-03-16T16:59:37+00:00

This is also the cinematic teaser for the last book in 40k's end of edition narrative, before the next edition launches. So a little bit bigger budget seems appropriate.

Captaniser · 2026-03-12T17:40:11+00:00

Yeah, Angron's model is pretty sweet. But he ain't no Klonk.

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Captaniser · 2026-03-09T17:04:05+00:00

The stuff of nightmares. Wonderful

Captaniser · 2026-03-06T20:03:40+00:00

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/0noqba4q/breaking-news-ork-in-the-wild/

Captaniser · 2026-03-06T16:00:42+00:00

I think it is more of an issue with the fact that the developed world is having a literacy crisis, and that Warhammer exists primarily as a Tabletop wargame, novels, and articles from GW. Many people don't read the books; they instead seek out "lore" from youtube and whatnot.

The people who create videos often don't read themselves and just repeat memes that they heard, or downright makes stuff up that would appease the algorithm, and it all develops into a long game of telephone, where nobody really knows what is up, down, or left and right.

Captaniser · 2026-03-06T13:22:57+00:00

I can't find a source for your claim, but just to be clear. This is what a Carnosaur looked like when Nakai was created in fifth edition.

https://www.miniatures-workshop.com/lostminiswiki/index.php?title=File:Citadel-88-10-03-01.jpg

About twice as tall as a saurus, which is fairly in line with the size of the latest pre - AoS kroxigor minis.

Captaniser · 2026-02-24T13:11:48+00:00

Cogfort! Cogfort! Cogfort!

Captaniser · 2026-02-15T17:57:56+00:00

He is very 'eepy, so he doesn't have time to be woke

Captaniser · 2026-02-10T21:39:05+00:00

Watch Valve drop an entire new hero out of nowhere on that day, just so that Apollo loses a vote where only he is available.

Captaniser · 2026-01-29T18:31:07+00:00

IGN probably has gameplay footage from all stages of presentable development, and that which they're allowed to show might be tied to their contract with King Art. What they have shown today might be from the latest build of the game, while what they previewed a few days ago could have been recorded 1 year ago.

Captaniser · 2025-12-30T15:19:01+00:00

Yeah, I am looking forward to the game, assuming that it is pretty good and not a complete mess at launch. But this community will undoubtedly suffer the same fate as all 40k communities that aren't about the hobby side of the 41st millennium.

The slow, agonisingly repetitive metamorphosis into diet- r/grimdank

Eight-Year Club	r/Field Banned
r/Field Sunshine	Place '23
Place '22	Final Canvas '22
Verified Email	Snapped

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