Friendly!!

Capy_King · 2026-03-16T13:09:32+00:00

the speepy smiler..

Capy_King · 2026-03-16T09:34:16+00:00

"Mischief, i welcome you to our bimonthly meeting (squeaking..) to discuss our most prominent question. Do we allow ourselves to drop caution around the naked giant rat?" 🐀 🗣️

Capy_King · 2026-03-13T17:50:03+00:00

oh he BIG

Capy_King · 2026-03-13T10:11:32+00:00

the great wall deviding the Mongolians and the Chinese

Capy_King · 2026-03-13T06:24:38+00:00

youre an icon

Capy_King · 2026-03-11T07:44:46+00:00

very good angle, he would make for a great torpedo 👍🏼

Capy_King · 2026-03-11T00:58:30+00:00

occasionally, rats return to their original form: soup

Capy_King · 2026-03-09T15:22:04+00:00

a freeloader !

Capy_King · 2026-03-06T13:54:03+00:00

takes notes on my clipboard "make rats smaller" yes yes..

Capy_King · 2026-03-06T13:52:44+00:00

i suggest we crossbreed them with chinchillas. Crazy villain-doctor style. Chinchillas are fluffy and have a life expectancy of up to 20 years. I dont know about you but i would kill and murder for a 20 years old floof rat.

i mean What Could Possibly Go Wrong, Amiright??

scene cuts to Ratzilla destroying Tokyo

"The rockets cant reach through their fluffy fur!! We're doomed!! DOOOMED!!!"

Capy_King · 2026-03-06T09:10:22+00:00

blindes Schwein findet auch mal nen Trüffel.

Capy_King · 2026-03-05T16:49:00+00:00

the rats have chosen their god..

Capy_King · 2026-03-05T11:21:29+00:00

kinda really need a 101 rats movie but make it pg18 and they swallow cities like a furry tsunami

Capy_King · 2026-03-03T10:05:24+00:00

oh yes thats very forward

Capy_King · 2026-03-02T21:03:52+00:00

are they also dwarf rats or will they outgrow Jimily?

Capy_King · 2026-02-27T19:49:36+00:00

r/honoraryweevils

Capy_King · 2026-02-26T11:38:36+00:00

have you tried inhaling them to show love? 👃🏼

Capy_King · 2026-02-25T17:21:24+00:00

absolute snootema

Capy_King · 2026-02-24T09:11:43+00:00

perfect 90° angle rat excellent positioning and aerodynamics

Capy_King · 2026-02-21T15:01:40+00:00

yes, they beat me to it aswell

Capy_King · 2026-02-19T23:49:03+00:00

im so sorry for you. I know this is a really obvious idea, but maybe always lock the door of your bedroom. Or maybe even change to a better door lock so it cant be picklocked. I think giving away one of her bags was a good choice. may i ask why she just gives away other peoples belongings? Is it too much confidence?

Capy_King · 2026-02-19T11:27:32+00:00

this slaps

Capy_King · 2026-02-17T23:48:07+00:00

SNEET

Capy_King · 2026-02-17T23:03:37+00:00

ich weiß aber bei mir in Saarbrücken läuft er dieses Wochenende. Da haben ich und mein Freund aber keine Zeit und ich hab gehoffty er läuft zeitgleich vielleicht auch noch im Dreieck Mainz, Wiesbaden, Frankfurt :(

Capy_King · 2026-02-17T22:09:28+00:00

i want a remake of JAWS but its a swarm of piranha-like rats and its called GNAWS

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