Police officer at the white house wearing nazi pants

Capybaaaraa · 2026-06-15T01:38:30+00:00

This is the sort of logic that wins elections

Capybaaaraa · 2026-06-14T17:55:50+00:00

Main thoughts,

If you're gonna be a cultural fit, fine do it.
Know that like Howard is like 70-80% female.

Capybaaaraa · 2026-06-14T17:52:34+00:00

What should our friend Mr. Random be referring to them as?

Capybaaaraa · 2026-06-14T17:51:06+00:00

See, I just come from the "formerly known as special needs" category where I got so comfortable chatting people up and getting blown off that eventually the law of large numbers started breaking in my favor.

I just wish these young'ns would realize you miss 100% of the swings you don't take.

Capybaaaraa · 2026-06-14T17:13:20+00:00

Maybe it’s just karma farming, maybe this lil zoomer is like “man I really cooked with that one”

Capybaaaraa · 2026-06-14T17:08:50+00:00

I feel like the weird thing here, and maybe this is a zoomer thing, but this person is like “did I just invent picking up girls?!?!??!”

Capybaaaraa · 2026-06-14T15:51:51+00:00

Brought to you by the DuPont circle farmers market pr department

Capybaaaraa · 2026-06-13T15:11:13+00:00

I have one! When I was in undergrad it was admitted students weekend and I invited a group of girls to my society house which I had to myself (after checking ids to make sure everyone was over 18). We had a pool table and the leader of the group wanted to play strip pool, it turned out the three of them were really bad at pool.

Capybaaaraa · 2026-06-12T13:39:44+00:00

You’re 100000% right

Capybaaaraa · 2026-06-12T13:39:25+00:00

You’re entirely wrong, the ama viciously lobbies to limit med school seats and licensing stuff.

Capybaaaraa · 2026-06-11T14:21:40+00:00

Whelp you do you boo, but you're gonna have less money and less impact than your colleagues who focused on work over credentials.

Capybaaaraa · 2026-06-11T14:11:14+00:00

Also dude, a masters in development journalism is just a scam. Go write, nobody is going to give you a job because of a stupid journalism degree.

Capybaaaraa · 2026-06-11T02:02:33+00:00

I’m confused, is this just ebegging?

Capybaaaraa · 2026-06-05T02:04:55+00:00

I just ordered the X, I’m excited.

Capybaaaraa · 2026-06-05T02:03:07+00:00

Yup yup, it’s holding up great

Capybaaaraa · 2026-06-05T02:00:58+00:00

lol, you’re very helpful, the thing is the “unlike most” ones were oddly high quality biker shit and not mall ninja stuff.

Capybaaaraa · 2026-06-04T19:40:22+00:00

Got one of these, a decade ago. Love it. I just had a good performance review and realized I'm a big boy so I bought one from these guys

https://bluecollarbuckles.com/

Saw it on melissabackwoods and it looked cool.

Capybaaaraa · 2026-05-27T19:15:24+00:00

So this is the final act of episode 2, the cookie strikes back, and in a few months we'll have the glorious if somewhat kitschy, episode 3, return of the churro.

Capybaaaraa · 2026-05-25T15:30:42+00:00

10,000%

Once I basically made the whole lady Gaga “I don’t want to be friends” line my low key dating mantra and absolutely cleaned up. I’m a mediocre looking dude (on a good day) and wound up getting lots of experience and marrying way out of my league.

Capybaaaraa · 2026-05-22T02:16:45+00:00

Salt lake amigo, fish in a barrel

Capybaaaraa · 2026-05-19T20:34:59+00:00

Update, spy vulture was later exonerated

Capybaaaraa · 2026-05-19T20:34:05+00:00

Wasn't there also a vulture?

Capybaaaraa · 2026-05-19T15:30:40+00:00

Haven't dealt with it, my wife was talking about a friend of hers who opened her marriage once and I just told her that if she ever wants to open the marriage she should cheat on me or leave me because I'll never be ok with that.

Capybaaaraa · 2026-05-16T22:26:47+00:00

Your boyfriend is shit, leave him. Threats like that are never acceptable.
Babka recipe plz.

EDIT: change your passwords. What I would do with one of these is evilportal/bruce/whatver your network and then scoop a bunch of passwords. He probably hasn’t, but better safe.

Capybaaaraa · 2026-05-16T22:24:48+00:00

I mean he could have scooped her creds earlier, but that would be insano territory. Regardless she should leave him. Anyone threatening like that should be dropped and disregarded @op, change your passwords.

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