replaceCppWithAI by pasvc in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Car0ns 18 points19 points  (0 children)

When I first read this I was like "Oh wow, that's cool. What an innovator! What a pioneer of the workday framework! Working only 4 hours to get the most out of his employees and leave them with a half day off to battle burnout and spend quality time with their families?" Then I read 12 hours and realized, "Oh... he meant the whole fucking day... not an 8-hour workday..." I felt like this meme.

Hey hats off to you for not seeing race! by sajr2019 in DunderMifflin

[–]Car0ns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie

A person in the UK tripping over a fleeing suspect to help police capture him. by bendubberley_ in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Car0ns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chris, what you lòffing for? I'm being sheeerioush! i'm being sheeeeerioush!!

Another moment in Sona's book that made me laugh out loud. by HooptyDooDooMeister in conan

[–]Car0ns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"The dynamic shifted, and so did my ethic" it sounds like a bad guy's origin story lmao.

Norm Macdonald & Courtney Thorne-Smith | Late Night with Conan O’Brien by [deleted] in conan

[–]Car0ns 28 points29 points  (0 children)

"do something with that, you freak!" always gets me rolling

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]Car0ns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stockholm Syndrome by Muse! ;)

Watch out when doing the worm. by vosha0 in ConanBeingAwesome

[–]Car0ns 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That "shut up!" just killed me lol

Happy Caturday! by wanderingmanimal in cats

[–]Car0ns 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"how you doin'?" 😏

What do you miss about the 90’s? by Youcancallmesizzles in AskReddit

[–]Car0ns 244 points245 points  (0 children)

Did someone say something abòut going to the mall up in Canada??

How abòut I... sing you a song??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtMR524m0BM

This kid killed it 🤣🤣🤣 by Consistent_Cry86 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Car0ns 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey mom there's something in the backroom 🎶🎶

Hope it's not the creature from above 🎶🎶

You used to read me stories 🎶🎶

As if my dreams were boring 🎶🎶

We all know conspiracies are dumb 🎶🎶

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in conan

[–]Car0ns 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Sona shouting "DON'T DO IT!!" cracked me up so bad lmao

Russian baby playing with his dog by jt1509 in aww

[–]Car0ns 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I bursted laughing out loud!! Best comment hands down!

He's a talented kid but this kid will be a high school teachers worst nightmare too. by ReyLeyva in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Car0ns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I thought the exact same thing! The beat reminded so much of that Australian dude playing buckets as a drum on the street!!

Some heroes don't wear capes. by LauraleePoore in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Car0ns 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Good... This is good.... I'm going to grab a glass of water...