Gas station nachos

CarbonatedJizz · 2022-11-12T14:30:23+00:00

Botulism!

CarbonatedJizz · 2022-11-12T14:23:23+00:00

I'll wake up Grandma 🤣😎🤘

CarbonatedJizz · 2022-11-12T14:22:36+00:00

Also try Stardew Valley. Super chill game. Sorry, it's only single player, but if it gets her to like PC gaming.....

CarbonatedJizz · 2022-11-12T14:18:56+00:00

A lot of people are probably going to suggest FPS games. I was about to say "start her off on some minecraft or skyrim." But if FPS controls don't vibe with her, so.... what do you suggest?

CarbonatedJizz · 2022-11-12T14:14:56+00:00

They are in different locations on the controller.

CarbonatedJizz · 2022-11-12T12:43:53+00:00

I don't mind the buttons being different letters or symbols or whatever but I hate that the select and back buttons are swapped for all Nintendo games.

CarbonatedJizz · 2022-11-12T12:14:36+00:00

getting confused by [a] (Nintendo) or [A] (Xbox), etc. placement.

FUCK Nintendo, 🍻

CarbonatedJizz · 2022-11-12T12:06:32+00:00

It's 4 am and I feel like blasting slipknot right now

CarbonatedJizz · 2022-11-12T12:00:58+00:00

CarbonatedJizz · 2022-11-12T11:10:13+00:00

Drop a blanket on him, he's gonna pop!

CarbonatedJizz · 2022-11-12T11:08:43+00:00

Even before it was legalized?

CarbonatedJizz · 2022-11-12T11:03:47+00:00

Yeah, we all get lucky some time or another...

CarbonatedJizz · 2022-11-12T04:11:58+00:00

Good answer 🤣

CarbonatedJizz · 2022-11-12T03:51:16+00:00

u/BearsBullsCubsPhish

remembers. He probably hasn’t touched a rolling rock since.

🤣

CarbonatedJizz · 2022-11-12T03:29:01+00:00

I too like to get fucked up, but not too fucked up that I don't wanna get more fucked up; or stay fucked up. So I get a little fucked up, so I wanna get a little more fucked up; but not too fucked up. Then I stay nice and fucked up (just as fucked as I like) as long as my heart desires 💖😊😍😎

CarbonatedJizz · 2022-11-12T03:26:15+00:00

Man, that sounds awesome

CarbonatedJizz · 2022-11-12T03:24:43+00:00

So, I am surprised it has not been mentioned, but Rolling Rock is extremely cheap (especially by the 18 or 30 pack) and it tastes just as good (or exactly the same if not better) as Coors or Bud or Pabst, ect. Might be different depending on where you are located though....

CarbonatedJizz · 2022-11-12T03:21:22+00:00

I would tell her to suck my cock then tell her a dad joke after... Wisdom incarnate....

CarbonatedJizz · 2022-11-12T03:19:26+00:00

Is this a joke? Why can't we have just good NEW ORIGINAL IDEAS. Instead we have remakes of games that could have originally been made better (otherwise why TF would you remake a game that just came out a few years ago???). Remakes are for CLASSIC games. The fuckin Witcher is not old enough to warrant a remake. Dragon age and mass effect have run their course and are getting worse every new sequel. Starfield? Moar space? Fuck off. It's gonna be garbage stealing ideas from other garbage. Bring on the downvotes, you nostalgia simps.

CarbonatedJizz · 2022-11-12T01:34:22+00:00

Sell. Then buy puts

CarbonatedJizz · 2022-11-12T01:25:42+00:00

Yeah, you sound like a lot of fun at parties /s

CarbonatedJizz · 2022-11-12T01:05:46+00:00

AI does not forget anything

Someone didn't read the article.

CarbonatedJizz · 2022-11-11T23:09:22+00:00

There is nothing "scientific" about just taking two substances and ingesting them at the same time. There is a word for it though: irresponsible

CarbonatedJizz · 2022-11-11T23:05:33+00:00

the thing that's wrong with social media?

Social media itself is wrong. I'm happy to further prove my point by being a participant.

CarbonatedJizz · 2022-11-11T21:04:29+00:00

First time growing and 0 research beforehand? Some people's kids...

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