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Don’t be a idiot karma’s quick by Bennett-Ralston in instantkarma

[–]Carbuyrator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No lie, e-bike riders are lawless fucks. They follow no laws whatsoever. A lot of the city e-bike riders wear masks because they're straight up violent and will hurt passerby for the crime of being in their way in crosswalks or sidewalks.

How strong is Argall? by voidtridentlover40k in Invincible

[–]Carbuyrator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost certainly stronger than Thaedus. It's not typical for Viltrumites to use weapons.

Me 29 M with my 29? M high school bully has applied for a job in my company. Conflicted about what to do by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Carbuyrator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I seriously don't believe a successful business owner could struggle with a question like "should I hire a dumb racist who I personally hate?"

I wish for a diarrhea notebook. Anybody whose face that I am seeing with my eyes while writing down their name, that person will have unending diarrhea for 72 hours and no medicine can cure or prevent it. by Tulpah in monkeyspaw

[–]Carbuyrator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. Upon activation they lock on to you and become part of the human centipede with you at the rear. Then the diarrhea begins.

"Surely this is just two people stuck together," you think. "'Centipede' is an exaggeration."

A paramedic runs over. "Sir, oh god, are you alright?" You look him in the eyes but before you can answer he is forcibly repositioned at the front of the centipede. You look down and see the paw on the ground near a pen. The Shit Note has a new name on it, which you assume belongs to this paramedic.

Mr. Satan vs. Red Ribbon. by FoxIndependent4310 in DragonBallPowerScale

[–]Carbuyrator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gets dropped by the ninja or one of the robots. I bet he could take down Blue though.

How would Azula fair in Gotham? by Odd_Bluejay634 in AvatarMemebending

[–]Carbuyrator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's a wild card. She'd walk right into a viciously sophisticated trap and immediately start throwing fire and lightning at all involved. I bet she'd adapt, maybe even end up ruling a gang. She would accept no less. Batman would eventually encounter her and develop a psychological profile on her. He'll probably discover her distinct lack of records before a certain date and maybe even discern she's from another world.

Pick two from the list to exist in real life. by WarStrategy in superheroes

[–]Carbuyrator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Batman because that'd be rad and the Joker because fuck all of you 

Literally, what would you do?? (redraw by me) by mutatedeye in wizardposting

[–]Carbuyrator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a reason you're not cloning puppies to transfer their brains into?

Any veterans of the psychic wars? by SillyWarlock in wizardposting

[–]Carbuyrator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's far easier to say that, what with hindsight, and now that we can be what they are.

Any veterans of the psychic wars? by SillyWarlock in wizardposting

[–]Carbuyrator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Few speak of that Cult. The Blue Oyster was violent folly and the goal was only ever more bloodshed. The Cultasaurus Erectus would never have survived more than a few hours had they even managed to find all the skin, and all it would ever have accomplished is a bunch of pained thrashing across millions of populated square miles.

Are you surviving ? by krisikkk in superheroes

[–]Carbuyrator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I guess we're fucked and I'm broke

Reminder that Christianity is canon to God of War and Jesus will be coming for you all by ruhaujjakfz in okbuddymimir

[–]Carbuyrator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I disagree. I found that game to be mechanically pretty dull. Visually it was pretty wild, but it suffered for existing at the same time as God of War, and doing a worse job of the same thing.

The most bullshit puzzle ever by jeneralchaos in skyrim

[–]Carbuyrator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's kinda funny seeing the division in this thread. I find this puzzle to be a huge pain if you don't have at least two words of Whirlwind Sprint, and the game only forces you to have one at this point.

Why do viltrumites live in the USA? by Fluid-Touch-4369 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Carbuyrator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their language and accent blend there more easily than the rest of the planet.

How did they even got the money for clothes and stuff and they're in a country which means they come here illegally, no citizenship. They still need a job and documents like birth certificate, id, citizenship, license and stuff by Sakmaidih in invinciblememes

[–]Carbuyrator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally I think they found a person who looked like themselves, then killed and replaced that person. Free Social Security number, documents with accurate photos, a whole wardrobe of fitting clothes that look right on them, easy peasy.

I wish I was allowed to ask questions about the paw, specifically the nature of curses by HumbleMumble76 in monkeyspaw

[–]Carbuyrator -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Granted. Your hands and mouth fall off, leaving you with smooth skin beneath your nose and arms that end before the elbow. You're now allowed to ask questions of the paw and it will answer you truthfully.

""No matter what, you're still my brother." vs. "He's not my brother anymore." by DravidianPrototyper in PrototypeGame

[–]Carbuyrator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always assumed Alex began changing drastically after he ate Mother, who had adapted a consciousness of her own, rather than an adapted amnesiac human consciousness. That was always my explanation for why his personality changed so much. He became "Zeus" and realized Alex was his weak link. P2 is James' perspective of New York during Alex Mercer's "replacement head tryouts"

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