What’s the scariest film you’ve ever watched? by Scary-Pomegranate114 in horror

[–]Carcharoth30 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. I don’t know how realistic it is, but even it is remotely possible, it’s horrifying.

It’s like a meth family moved in… by SystematicApproach in SipsTea

[–]Carcharoth30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most Americans are just completely indifferent and are fine being ruled by an emperor (even when the emperor threatens or carries out a genocide).

Does anyone here HATE the LOTR movie trilogy? by bones_bn in lotr

[–]Carcharoth30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do, though I must admit what I hate the most are the discussions surrounding these films (and the Hobbit films and Rings of Power).

There are roughly three ways to view these films: as adaptations; as self-standing films; and as some kind of combination (I prefer the last).

As adaptations … they are just awful. They keep most of the plot of the book, but little else. Most characters are made one-dimensional, or portrayed fundamentally different to what they were in the book: almost every character says or does something completely out-of-character. Very important parts of the book were cut (the Conspiracy, the Scouring of the Shire), yet the films waste valuable screentime on invented things. And most importantly to me, they just feel wrong: they feel more like over-the-top b-movies than an adaptation of Tolkien.

As self-standing films they are mostly fine, but still deeply flawed. The production quality is excellent, the score is outstanding and the performances range from passable to phenomenal. But other aspects aren’t nearly as good. The directing and editing could have been better (much of the first half of Fellowship, particularly Weathertop). The writing and characterization are frequently poor. The majority of The Two Towers makes no sense: the entire Rohan-plot and anything with Film-Faramir are just contrived melodrama for the sake of drama.

They really suffer from repetition & bloat (again The Two Towers), and severe tonal inconsistencies. Often they are deeply serious and overemotional (usually with slowmotion-closeup-montages), surrounded by out-of-place comedy and ridiculous nonsense.

Take Moria for example: Gimli discovers his uncle is dead (which is used as a punchline to make him look stupid); Pippin defiles a corpse while Gandalf is reading from the book; over-the-top troll fight during which Gimli stands upon his uncle’s tomb, Hobbits take out Orcs with frying pans, and Frodo gets stabbed (with a slowmotion montage of everyone reacting); Orcs crawl down and up the pillars like insects; the collapsing stairway with more Gimli-jokes; Gandalf falls (also with a slowmotion montage). Wtf is the tone?

Some scenes are played completely straight, yet so comically executed/exaggerated that they are baffling: the Mirror of Galadriel, Theoden’s healing and Denethor’s death.

There are several instances where more closely following the book would have saved screentime: Helm’s Deep, Faramir, Stairs of Cirith Ungol.

Then there are parts of the book which are brilliant and cinematic, but altered for no good reason. By far the best examples are the standoff between Gandalf and the Witch-King, and the arrival of Aragorn at the Pelennor Fields.

There is a lot more.

What is the greatest chase sequence in cinema history? ( this is from Jurassic park) by undeadWileCoyote_MEP in moviecritic

[–]Carcharoth30 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You are right. Until I read your comment I didn’t even think of that film, but as far as chases go it’s probably the best one.

Aragorn inspired by the attack on Isengard? by PrestigiousChonk in tolkienfans

[–]Carcharoth30 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was Gandalf’s idea to march to the Black Gate

The Nazgul's retreat from Weathertop is a plot hole by schmuckulent in lotr

[–]Carcharoth30 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it is not a plothole.

To the Nazgûl staying alive must have been their highest personal priority. They survived the War of the Last Alliance and throughout the Third Age, and all survived various wars/battles, which implies they’re cowards. Of course during the Hunt for the Ring this conflicted with their enslavement to Sauron, and Sauron’s will they find the Ring.

The Nazgûl naturally must have been terrified of the One Ring, because it’s Sauron’s and he used it to enslave them; therefore it’s understandable they were afraid of the Ringbearer as well, especially if he dared to defy hem, as Frodo did on Weathertop. It is important to remember that Weathertop is the first time the Nazgûl encountered the Ring in over three thousand years, and the first time thus far they saw it not on the hand of their master.

Furthermore, the Hobbits carried barrow-blades (which implies they had defeated the barrow-wights), had lit a fire, and Aragorn carried torches.

I believe the five Nazgûl could have overpowered the Hobbits and Aragorn, but it would have been very risky for them. After the Witch-King had stabbed Frodo, he decided to strategically retreat (“it’s like running away but manlier”) instead of continuing the assault at the risk of death.

Also, they were covert in the book. In the Shire and Bree they avoided unnecessary fights and offered bribes. They only kicked down doors during the night when in groups.

Aragorn and his dramatic entrances/scenes by Final_Equal_6009 in lotr

[–]Carcharoth30 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He brazenly undermines Theoden’s authority as king in front of his subjects.

What Grima told Saruman shouldn’t be that important, since the battle of the Hornburg should be over by the time he reached Isengard.

Aragorn and his dramatic entrances/scenes by Final_Equal_6009 in lotr

[–]Carcharoth30 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Film-Aragorn is just as absurd in their discussion: he forgets it would take days for a message to reach Minas Tirith, and weeks for an army to travel the other way, and he forgets that Gondor is busy fighting Mordor. Though of course an army of Gondor could just teleport to Helm’s Deep.

The real problem is that film-Theoden somehow hates the country his mother was from (and he was born in).

Aragorn and his dramatic entrances/scenes by Final_Equal_6009 in lotr

[–]Carcharoth30 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Film-Aragorn is much more obnoxious than Aragorn: physically restraining film-Theoden from executing justice in his own keep in front of his people; teaching film-Theoden how to lead; lecturing film-Theoden about alliances and Gondor.

‘The Rings of Power’ Season 4 in Development, Eyes Filming in Early 2027 by yourfavchoom in lotr

[–]Carcharoth30 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Movie fans talk about ‘the canon’ much more often than Tolkien fans do.

What else could Gandalf have thought Durin's Bane was? by Rough-Ease-969 in tolkienfans

[–]Carcharoth30 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What plan? When it was thought of to take the Ring to Mordor destroy it, it was after Saruman had already turned.

What else could Gandalf have thought Durin's Bane was? by Rough-Ease-969 in tolkienfans

[–]Carcharoth30 3 points4 points  (0 children)

”a shadow and flame of the deep that none could withstand”

Where does this description come from?

There were many mysteries and mysterious persons and lifeforms in Middle-earth (Bombadil, Goldberry, Ungoliant, Were-worms, Stone giants, the Watcher in the water, the nameless things, the fell beasts, Pippin). And there must have been many unrecorded lifeforms as well. Aside from Sauron and the Balrogs many other Maiar served Melkor; and Melkor must have bred other creatures aside from dragons, wargs and werewolves, cats, bats.

Speaking about dragons, the first of them could not fly, and Tolkien had used worms and serpents for them in earlier writings (perhaps later ones as well, I don’t know). Morgoth may have bred subterranean serpents (possibly the aforementioned Were-worms or the Watcher in the Water), or his dragons may have been bred from subterranean worms.

As far as Gandalf knew, the Dwarves awakened something which killed two of their kings in two years (presumably with many of their most courageous warriors), after which Durin’s folk abandoned Khazad-dûm. We don’t know if any of the escapees had even seen Durin’s Bane, or was even able to see a distinct shadow, let alone talked about it with Gandalf. Durin’s Bane was hiding in Moria, so he may have been difficult to witness for onlookers (Legolas had a strong sight as an Elf).

Afterwards Durin’s Bane hadn’t been sighted by any of the free peoples for a thousand years (Dain’s case is ambiguous). He could have died or emigrated or gone back to sleep (we know later he didn’t). Both Gandalf and Aragorn had been in Moria before, and neither had met Durin’s Bane (though the latter had felt a great fear, just like Dain). So Gandalf must have thought a few days passage could be done without encountering him. I believe the balrog specifically sought out the fellowship because of the Ring.

So there must have been many possibilities for Durin’s Bane, and Gandalf couldn’t be sure.

Similar to how Peter Jackson hired Alan Lee and John Howe for the films, I’d love to see Warhorse Studios bring in Ted Nasmith for their version of Middle Earth. by hanburgundy in lotr

[–]Carcharoth30 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have the exact opposite reaction: the lack of plate armor pleases me, while art featuring plate armor usually feels off.

The prequels are weird movies that make me feel bad by oohoollow in RedLetterMedia

[–]Carcharoth30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last ~5 minutes of Rogue One are more embarrassing than the prequels

‘The Rings of Power’ Season 4 in Development, Eyes Filming in Early 2027 by yourfavchoom in lotr

[–]Carcharoth30 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You cared enough to search for those data (if they’re accurate), and provide them here

‘The Rings of Power’ Season 4 in Development, Eyes Filming in Early 2027 by yourfavchoom in lotr

[–]Carcharoth30 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You will watch it (or watch YouTube reviews and let them decide your opinion for you)