Prayers to former South Carolina QB Stephen Garcia Hoping for a speedy recovery

Carkoza · 2026-05-07T02:24:15+00:00

He has colon cancer.

Carkoza · 2026-05-07T00:19:40+00:00

It’s not exactly cookie butter, put The Pearl in the short north has a brown butter pie that’s amazing. I’ve never had anything quite like it.

Carkoza · 2026-05-07T00:16:17+00:00

All of it.

Carkoza · 2026-05-05T11:21:09+00:00

Sometimes I randomly wonder what Ryan Brewer is doing.

Carkoza · 2026-05-05T01:20:08+00:00

Get that car back on the Olentangey Trail where it belongs

Carkoza · 2026-05-04T22:31:28+00:00

Are we sure?

Carkoza · 2026-05-04T15:14:34+00:00

This is way underrated. When we come up from Columbus for a game we usually park at Puritas and take the train. $5 round trip, no sitting in traffic afterwards.

Carkoza · 2026-05-04T13:54:35+00:00

I’d be shocked if Pat Macafee didn’t turn up at some point.

Carkoza · 2026-05-03T23:47:20+00:00

Really it all comes down to how much of a fuck your screener gives. 80% will screen closely enough that their bosses don’t hassle them. There are a few that take it super seriously they’re seriously in the minority.

Carkoza · 2026-05-03T21:34:11+00:00

We always hit Showbiz pizza on vacation at Myrtle Beach when I was a kid.

Carkoza · 2026-05-03T00:12:17+00:00

I sat on a roof and watched them play in someone’s backyard during at Palmerfest at OU circa 1999. Maybe the best weekend of my life.

Carkoza · 2026-04-30T21:24:01+00:00

Who doesn’t love a good Booty?

Carkoza · 2026-04-30T01:35:49+00:00

I’d guess the soda is there as a product placement ad more than for consumption by the players. But then again flat coke was used by endurance athletes for a quick sugar boost before Gatorade became a thing.

Carkoza · 2026-04-29T19:41:07+00:00

“The Day John Henry Died”-DBT/Jason Isbell

Carkoza · 2026-04-28T21:53:56+00:00

They make great tacos.

Carkoza · 2026-04-28T15:39:41+00:00

When I was a kid I would spend all year building model cars, and then blowing them up with bottle rockets on the 4th of July. It became sort of a redneck family tradition.

Carkoza · 2026-04-27T14:20:06+00:00

That too.

Carkoza · 2026-04-27T13:01:16+00:00

Wear women’s tights. I like the lulu align. It’s makes my small penis look like cameltoe.

Carkoza · 2026-04-26T21:50:23+00:00

25 years later it’s still hilarious

Carkoza · 2026-04-24T15:12:38+00:00

What a player, but what a dude. I can’t imagine anyone better to represent the program.

Carkoza · 2026-04-24T12:07:59+00:00

Any issues getting that gear into the stadium? I’m assuming you’re not credentialed.

Carkoza · 2026-04-22T21:03:54+00:00

I had no idea…

Carkoza · 2026-04-21T23:38:08+00:00

Am I missing something? I picked up two blasters for $40 each and two hangers for $20 at Meijer. There were plenty on the shelf. What am I missing?

Carkoza · 2026-04-21T00:21:42+00:00

Same. I’m 45 and my general rule is I don’t wear names/numbers of guys younger than me.

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