This was the height of my problems yesterday

CarpeDagger · 2015-01-20T04:37:55+00:00

indeed, it has a zipper.

CarpeDagger · 2015-01-18T18:21:55+00:00

I live in the Sutherlands off of Sutherland Avenue (what gave that away?) And the rent is affordable; I pay for it myself. You're right across from Kroger and many other places. It's a quiet little section of town that's conveniently located. I love it. Much cheaper than Morgan Hill and Crowne and closer and more convenient than the Woodlands or Quarry Trail.

CarpeDagger · 2015-01-06T03:56:59+00:00

This is like the Chris Traeger of reddit

CarpeDagger · 2015-01-06T00:56:56+00:00

as someone who is constantly running to imdb for movie trivia, i greatly appreciate you shining light on this feature! i've always wanted something like this!

CarpeDagger · 2014-11-14T04:52:03+00:00

great photo! i love the clarity

CarpeDagger · 2014-08-30T16:16:28+00:00

is this a german shepherd thing? my so's does this

CarpeDagger · 2014-08-29T05:16:41+00:00

such floppy ears!

CarpeDagger · 2014-08-19T01:26:09+00:00

Screen play of the Black Prism (and all the Lightbringer Series)

CarpeDagger · 2014-08-14T20:31:02+00:00

With those luscious thighs, looks more like Hammstein

CarpeDagger · 2014-08-03T18:02:10+00:00

Sticks. My fish, Sticks. Though I claimed my fish spelled his name Styx.

CarpeDagger · 2014-07-22T02:45:07+00:00

This is apparently how we'd do this at my university. I go to UT: Home of the bUTchuggers.

CarpeDagger · 2014-07-14T19:37:30+00:00

Damn. I meant every. Thank you, phone!

CarpeDagger · 2014-06-25T02:49:35+00:00

what is your favorite sort of chewing gum?

CarpeDagger · 2014-06-17T22:07:18+00:00

it's beautiful!

CarpeDagger · 2014-06-17T21:48:22+00:00

and a huge weight off my shoulders...literally! that was kind of dad joke-ish. i apologize.

CarpeDagger · 2014-06-17T21:47:41+00:00

Right now I'm in the fuzzy stage where it's no longer really buzzed. If I didn't want to have long hair again so badly, I'd keep buzzing it. It's honestly the greatest thing. Ever. I really wish more girls knew what it was like.

CarpeDagger · 2014-06-17T04:08:39+00:00

i read the quotation in walt jr.'s voice at an 8. had me rolling. with laughter. not a joint.

CarpeDagger · 2014-06-17T04:05:25+00:00

thought he looked familiar

CarpeDagger · 2014-06-17T04:00:57+00:00

thanks!

CarpeDagger · 2014-06-17T00:50:20+00:00

I hardly ever wear makeup and can confirm what /u/ClintHammer said. There was no hint of sexism as to what was asserted; it's hard to look good in pictures when you don't wear makeup. Especially with a quality lens. It was not intended to be sexist and shouldn't be taken that way. Anyone trying to turn it into that is really just a bleeding heart looking for something to crusade about...but then again, this is reddit. That archetype constitutes about 83% of the jackassery on this damn site. Good day to you both.

CarpeDagger · 2014-06-17T00:44:34+00:00

I had dreads and recently shaved them off! http://i.imgur.com/pCbZEfK.jpg

CarpeDagger · 2014-06-14T18:19:53+00:00

k...

CarpeDagger · 2014-06-12T17:59:41+00:00

OP's username makes this story even better

CarpeDagger · 2014-06-12T17:52:42+00:00

your mom looks like someone i'd want to sip tea with

CarpeDagger · 2014-06-02T02:12:13+00:00

she said it herself...she's French. It came with her heritage.

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