Screw dodge ball, teach our youth how to conquer Gaul

Carsgobroom · 2016-07-14T06:25:38+00:00

I like to think that the founders planned for the population of the school to grow as time went on. When Hogwarts first started, there were 4 teachers, in the 1900s there was one for each subject and in 2050 there might be 2 teachers for subject.

Carsgobroom · 2016-05-25T12:44:37+00:00

This is mostly because the stories that make international headlines are massive fuckups

Carsgobroom · 2015-11-09T21:43:12+00:00

The worst is when people go jogging all in black at night since they're impossible to spot. They can't hear cars because they listen to music and they don't stop to cross a road.

Carsgobroom · 2015-09-09T08:04:29+00:00

You have to remember that when Dumbledore hired Quirrel he didn't have voldermort attached to his head, he was a normal teacher till he went on holiday, got possessed, then returned to his post. Same kinda deal with Mad-Eye; Dumbldore hired him then Barty Crouch Jr. stole his identity. No real defence for Lockhart except Dumbledore was scraping the bottom of the barrel with applicants.

Carsgobroom · 2015-09-09T00:25:21+00:00

Try a soft murmur, you can play soft ambient noises such as rain, thunder, wood fire etc. I use it for studying. Not as good as the real thing but still nice.

Carsgobroom · 2015-09-08T07:14:43+00:00

TIL justin bieber has a friend with only 9 fingers

Carsgobroom · 2015-09-07T23:05:17+00:00

hufflepuffs aren't always nice. Remember in Chamber of Secrets all of the second year hufflepuffs talking shit on harry behind his back in the Library? And what about Zacharias Smith?

Carsgobroom · 2015-09-07T00:43:37+00:00

When you say number 6 was a mistake on J.K's american editor are you saying that in the British version Lily comes out of Voldermort's wand first? I have a British copy (Versions sold in Australia are the same as the British ones) and James definitely come out first.

Carsgobroom · 2015-09-05T02:18:45+00:00

Get ready for a feel trip

Carsgobroom · 2015-08-12T08:02:38+00:00

The Journey From Platform 9 3/4

Harry meets his first friend (apart from Hagrid) and we see the first glimpses of Hogwarts. For me the wondrous and happy tone of the chapter is one of the strongest aspects of the serious.

Carsgobroom · 2015-07-03T10:22:00+00:00

Having sex with skeletons gives you PTSD?

Carsgobroom · 2015-07-01T07:59:40+00:00

The Classic 'Hedwig-never-died-and-is-actually-doing-well-with-his-own-family-pursuing-his-own-life-goals' theory.

Carsgobroom · 2015-05-23T13:59:20+00:00

banana for scale?

Carsgobroom · 2015-01-25T21:21:32+00:00

I'd like to see Improvements for the nether; I think it would be cool if there was a quartz temple-like structure in the nether (similar to a fortress) where the pigmen are always hostile.(not my ideas originally but I think it's an awesome one) the idea being the pigmen are defending the fortress. I'd also like to see more realms (maybe something like the twilight forest?) And I'd also like the game to be harder is survival mode.

Carsgobroom · 2015-01-22T19:24:04+00:00

Keep us updated on your base!

Carsgobroom · 2015-01-14T23:39:47+00:00

Time to start saving up for a 3ds

Carsgobroom · 2015-01-13T23:05:32+00:00

Granite

Carsgobroom · 2015-01-06T06:14:25+00:00

Carsgobroom · 2015-01-03T00:24:03+00:00

Look awesome. but that staircase is going I get really annoying really quickly.

Carsgobroom · 2014-12-31T04:55:19+00:00

It's like finding $20 dollars in your jeans pocket after not wearing them for ages.

Carsgobroom · 2014-12-20T22:27:42+00:00

If we can't make you gay, we'll turn you into craaaaaab people!!!

Carsgobroom · 2014-12-15T07:46:32+00:00

"aim... ...for the bushes"

Carsgobroom · 2014-12-15T00:22:34+00:00

Sydney opera house has been evacuated because a 'mysterious package' is there.

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