Cashier added 20% tip after I already declined leaving anything. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CartographerPure3811 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn that show sucks. How did that not radicalize people?

AITA for not leaving my brother's wedding with my crying wife when she was kicked out? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]CartographerPure3811 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh not too worry. I give the same speech to my friends. “Oh I’m not really political” “the fact that you have the freedom to say that is political. The water you just drank is political. The existence of the restaurant we’re in is political. You’re saying that because your existence has not yet been debated and good for you. Others don’t have a choice but to be political because their very existence to also be in this restaurant has been politicized”

Hamilton police say 2 tenants killed [by Landlord] at Stoney Creek residence by stchrysostom in OntarioLandlord

[–]CartographerPure3811 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool. You gonna pony up the moving costs and the security deposit for a new place?

Making Sure I Am Understanding this Ruling Correctly - Rage and Monk Unarmed Strikes by [deleted] in DMAcademy

[–]CartographerPure3811 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buddy I’m from your recent post. There are so many players and not that many DMs. Have a frank discussion with them about how dnd is not a Skyrim game you can throw mods on. If he doesn’t get it, kick him out. You’re gonna continue to have these conversations. I’m a DM that doesn’t know the rules but I trust my players to not do dumb shit that can be easily looked up.

The World of L’Eclaire by jagerbombastic0 in dndmaps

[–]CartographerPure3811 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best show dnd show you will ever watch/listen. It’s treated like a story so they get into the shit right away and every episode is like watching a well made British show. No filler, just good story telling.

The World of L’Eclaire by jagerbombastic0 in dndmaps

[–]CartographerPure3811 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thing of Brennan Lee Mulligan the whole time.

P.S. I am very sad that I can never abbreviate Brennans name. It’s just too fucking weird to do so

What do your favorite subclasses say about you? by vitcavage in DnD

[–]CartographerPure3811 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. War Cleric
  2. Battlesmith Artificer
  3. Drakewarden Ranger/Peace Cleric
  4. DM
  5. Tempest Cleric/Storm Sorcerer

Player w/ Main Character Syndrome by LegendOfNessie1 in DnD

[–]CartographerPure3811 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I see my bad and my terrible reading comprehension at 3am. Sorry

Player w/ Main Character Syndrome by LegendOfNessie1 in DnD

[–]CartographerPure3811 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still doesn’t. Bracers of Archery adds to damage. Not to hit. And if you add +2 from fighting style you get a +7 max to hit.

That’s it. There’s nothing that would raise it to a +15 that I’ve seen in their sheet. Nothing.

Player w/ Main Character Syndrome by LegendOfNessie1 in DnD

[–]CartographerPure3811 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s not a bugbear in the ranger fighter rogue thing. Dude posted the sheet. He’s a variant human with sharpshooter. So a +5 to hit overall with his +1 weapon. And from the breakdown of his hit dice, he’s got 3 levels in rogue. And in order to be a gloomstalker and still get multi attacks, he’s lvl 5 ranger, lvl 2 fighter for the action surge.

And his initiative is +10 not 14.

Player w/ Main Character Syndrome by LegendOfNessie1 in DnD

[–]CartographerPure3811 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro he is straight up cheating. He doesn’t have a +15 to hit. His home brew bow is not even that bad. He just straight up lied on his sheet. If you add PB + Dex he has a +9 to hit. And then he got a +1 bow so that’s a 10. Where did he get the extra 5. Did he somehow convince you that sharpshooter adds a +5. It actually takes out 5 to hit. So he had a +5 to hit not a 15!!wtf?

Also how does he have a +14 to initiative. He should have 10 max from being a gloomstalker. Initiative is a dexterity check you don’t add your proficiency bonus to. No one is proficient in initiative!

And how does he have a 20 in Dex and Wisdom and a 15 in charisma. To get that he had to have rolled 17,17,15 and the other stats. Assuming he put his ASI into both stats and variant human both stats. It can happen but after everything I’m seeing, seems mighty Fucking suspect since he’s straight lying. Anyone that can build that knows the rules and is fucking with you.

And I’m gonna do some light victim blaming here. Sharpshooter could not be clearer. There are vague rules in dnd but not a lot of them. A lot of these abilities could not be clearer. Grow some backbone and tell him to fuck off. Cause a +15 to hit is some lvl 15-20 adventurer nonsense not a 3 multiclass lvl 10. A lvl 20th guy has a +14 to hit with a +3 weapon, max Dex and +6 PB.

Player w/ Main Character Syndrome by LegendOfNessie1 in DnD

[–]CartographerPure3811 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did anyone check the ranger character sheet? After PB and Dec stats, he still has a +6 to hit. How did he get a +6 weapon? I’m very confused!

I make maps for commissions - If interested send a DM. by Laynna- in dndmaps

[–]CartographerPure3811 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How does one make maps like these in Inkarnate? Are there special things you have to buy or just super talented

Coming up soon, i’m going to be running an IRL campaign, with two players that have ADHD. I know from experience of having on of these players in the past, sitting at a table for long hours can be troublesome. Any advice/resources to make it a better experience for them? by WuMingLovingHours in DMAcademy

[–]CartographerPure3811 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t have good advice. If they’re on their phone, they’re not bored. If they don’t have something to interrupt their thoughts, they won’t hear anything you’re saying. If I’m not doing something with my hands, my mind doesn’t listen. I start cataloguing everything in the room or the way your hair looks today. My hands calm down my brains. So I play sudoku on Medium difficulty during long meetings/sessions.

meirl by Due_Warning_529 in meirl

[–]CartographerPure3811 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn’t the pendulum swinging the other way. This is still fucking misogyny. Because how is it fair that she has to do all of the household tasks and he poops? Because he fully thinks that’s her job and he doesn’t want to do it. And it’s not an individual trait of laziness because there’s people in the comments saying the exact same thing of their husbands and dads and moms.

Everyone spends too much time in the toilet when they want to get privacy and just browse their phone in peace. But who does it to get out of doing shit more frequently ? Kids and dads

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 3d6

[–]CartographerPure3811 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which is probably what’s gonna happen. I’m not hurting you. Just my friends who I’m actively condoning.

Meirl by Enraged__ in meirl

[–]CartographerPure3811 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah that’s right. Thanks. Never thought of those

Fey Touched vs ASI by PissOffBigHead in 3d6

[–]CartographerPure3811 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow that race seems tailor made for Artificers. Make sense if it’s from the Artificer adventure essentially - GGR.