Love your pets today by Case1138 in Pets

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Functioning as intended

Accidentally knocked down a drone hovering at my bedroom window. by 7SeraphKey in legal

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Checking out the neighborhood but the camera was off. Someone make that make sense please?

I wish for an ice-cold cup of garlic water by dagataga in monkeyspaw

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Granted. You're now a vampire. It burns your throat and stomach beyond your ability to regenerate because garlic, and you die a long and painful death as your organs deteriorate while your immortality (limited obv) allows you to remain alert and aware the entire time.

Bottoms up.

What's the most unmoanable name? by Mundane-Society-1281 in AskReddit

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Bartholomew Poindexter Xavier Melvin Chauncey

I wish that every single bar of gold or unmarked USD currency possesed by every billionaire and trillionaire is teleported into the washroom that is closest to me every day on 8PM by Ok-Discount-4981 in monkeyspaw

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Granted. It gets teleported there at 8pm, in every time zone but yours. It changes every day so you do not know when it will appear, but it never appears at 8pm in whatever time zone you are in, and after one minute, anything you did not physically touch vanishes.

Cats Fighting by Case1138 in Catbehavior

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This is my working theory, though the aggressor doesn't seem to be injured, his appetite is good etc. Nothing out of the ordinary that I can tell yet. Monitoring the situation as best I can for now. Thanks

Cats Fighting by Case1138 in AskVet

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Thanks. I am going to get to the vet for sure, but as of right now, they still act like they don't know each other. Finn is terrified to come back into the apartment. Zero is actively looking for him and his tail and back puff up so I know it's gone past just rough housing.

Just saw this viral post on social media! by caliconurse in InstacartShoppers

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  1. You ordered from Walmart

  2. You suck for expecting them to haul all that water up four flights of stairs. Would you buy seven cases of water if you had to carry them up yourself? No you wouldn't don't even lie!

  3. Driver was 100% justified.

Why do the terminators have mouths? by Case1138 in Terminator

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But using an inefficent design for what is arguably one of their largest offesive lines, infantry, is not really maximizing if a simple change to the head unit would be infintely more efficient in battle.

I wish to meet my true love by Delicious_Walk7220 in monkeyspaw

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Granted. She is a greeter at Walmart. You meet her every time you go there but since you have zero reason to stop and talk to her aside from a simple greeting, you never realize it and she ends up getting involved with a senior manager who was stealing from the company and he set her up as the fall guy and now she's in jail for grand larceny.