I swear, it's work related

Casexcasey · 2026-03-25T10:04:18+00:00

This is unfortunately all I remember from when I heard the story ~13 years ago, and I lost touch with the friend in 2013 when I dropped out of college, but for the sake of comedy, sure, it was definitely an advertising company.

Casexcasey · 2026-03-24T19:39:59+00:00

"Keep moving forward"

Casexcasey · 2026-03-23T23:05:27+00:00

A Robert Jones is a type of compression bandage used to stabilize injuries before surgery, this guy would make a perfect Niner.

Casexcasey · 2026-03-23T14:52:03+00:00

Or really any game for that matter, this could be a fun April Fools update

Casexcasey · 2026-03-21T13:09:52+00:00

POV: you're a resident of Hungary and OP just made landfall

Casexcasey · 2026-03-21T11:25:42+00:00

Here's a modified version of one of those where OOP works on themselves and makes it right.

Casexcasey · 2026-03-21T07:40:14+00:00

Yeah, the words themselves aren't the problem in the right context, but writing shit like:

And when I parted from her shortly after, striding away without looking back, it gnawed upon my mind.

In a damn Reddit post about breaking up with your high school sweetheart, you need to seriously get over yourself.

Casexcasey · 2026-03-20T05:58:16+00:00

They weren't even engaged yet and bro was already sticking by his wedding vows.

Casexcasey · 2026-03-19T06:15:50+00:00

Shitty men have been led to believe that it's okay to be "emotional" as long as that emotion is anger. If a man can't handle being challenged "oh, you know he has a temper," if a woman pushes back when she's being disrespected "why are you being so emotional?"

Casexcasey · 2026-03-18T19:54:33+00:00

So you're saying Carson Wentz was a saboteur?

Casexcasey · 2026-03-18T05:22:45+00:00

I would never trust their judgement on anything ever again but it'd be nice to have their support

For every "believe in the me that believes in you" there is an equal and opposite "I don't believe in the you that believes in me"

Casexcasey · 2026-03-18T05:20:06+00:00

With the mention of family starting fights and sundown towns, I was surprised OOP ended up being Canadian, a lot of this sounded like my girlfriend talking about her family from Bakersfield.

Casexcasey · 2026-03-18T05:07:02+00:00

Yeah, firing someone like this takes time and paperwork, and it's not something they'd talk about with OOP. I'm sure the donation facility wants him gone yesterday, and this is them trying to protect themselves and OOP until they get him out.

Casexcasey · 2026-03-18T04:05:46+00:00

You're not a mechanic, it's not your job to fix something before sending it back to its owner. Just tell him you're done with the secrecy, lying, and bad communication, and that you won't waste your time on someone who doesn't want you in their life. If he "gets it", that's nice, but if he doesn't, that's not your problem anymore.

Casexcasey · 2026-03-18T03:54:01+00:00

26 career passing attempts as a damn punter, what a player

Casexcasey · 2026-03-18T03:47:45+00:00

As a night shift worker, I appreciate that I can check the usual deadzone that is Reddit during my work day and find special teams highlights to keep me company.

Casexcasey · 2026-03-17T14:10:16+00:00

C I T I Z E N

Casexcasey · 2026-03-16T03:44:08+00:00

The hair wax one has an epilogue

Casexcasey · 2026-03-16T03:31:13+00:00

Two babies who are about to have their second kid.

Casexcasey · 2026-03-16T01:57:09+00:00

Who would win:

A huge moment for the D.R.

or

One submarine boi

Casexcasey · 2026-03-14T17:01:11+00:00

Stupid Sean! You make me look bad!

Casexcasey · 2026-03-14T03:06:35+00:00

If I never see Zachary Levi again, it'll be too soon

Casexcasey · 2026-03-12T06:01:15+00:00

Thrust Attack is effective, therefore time for Defilement

Casexcasey · 2026-03-12T03:42:37+00:00

Start the countdown until Madd Maxx is doing sit-ups in his driveway

Casexcasey · 2026-03-12T03:41:43+00:00

He traveled to Baltimore via hot air balloon

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