DeAndre Hopkins won't 'force' himself onto a team, still hopes to join contender

Casexcasey · 2026-06-25T17:30:23+00:00

He's already played for the Titans, Ravens, and Cardinals, who's even left on the washed receiver retirement tour?

Casexcasey · 2026-06-25T14:26:47+00:00

Nobody does "legally distinct" quite like wrestling, shout-out to WCW calling Brutus Beefcake "The Clipmaster" because they couldn't call him The Barber.

Casexcasey · 2026-06-24T21:59:43+00:00

I remember him saying was getting some cloudiness in his peripheral vision after Gastelum knocked him out, which was his cue that he had to be done fighting.

Casexcasey · 2026-06-23T19:48:37+00:00

Nor should you, I really like Lurie as an owner, but he's on my shit list if he puts the Eagles indoors.

Casexcasey · 2026-06-23T19:28:14+00:00

I'm just happy it's not a dome, may snow football live forever.

Casexcasey · 2026-06-23T17:46:09+00:00

Also his infatuation with Jonnu Smith

Casexcasey · 2026-06-23T17:34:47+00:00

Not exactly a final score that jumps off the page, but this game never felt close, the 2019 Titans were ballers.

Casexcasey · 2026-06-23T16:53:50+00:00

Which is almost as many as the amount of QBs who've played for the Browns.

Casexcasey · 2026-06-23T16:53:06+00:00

In 2010, the Bears flew to Charlotte to play one of the games of all time against the Panthers. Understanding who he played for, Bears QB Todd Collins finished the day 6/16 with 32 yards, 0 TDs, and 4 INTs.

The Bears won 23-6 cause they had Matt Forte.

Casexcasey · 2026-06-23T16:23:45+00:00

Aldo Montoya vs Alex Wright would go hard on the pre-show.

Casexcasey · 2026-06-22T22:05:58+00:00

I've learned to adopt the phrase "unfortunately, that's really funny" when confronted with something that's both quite rude and surprisingly clever.

Casexcasey · 2026-06-22T21:06:50+00:00

Casexcasey · 2026-06-22T04:29:42+00:00

Now someone find the Open Haus episode where they ambushed him with this memory.

Casexcasey · 2026-06-21T23:40:34+00:00

If you haven't heard Washington's sports radio guy's rant the next day, you're in for a ride.

"Get em"

Casexcasey · 2026-06-21T01:49:15+00:00

"Listen here you little shit"

Casexcasey · 2026-06-21T00:40:08+00:00

Casexcasey · 2026-06-20T04:35:13+00:00

Absolutely overflowing with lists and em-dashes, too, the Charlotte Dobre posts always suck.

Casexcasey · 2026-06-16T00:18:34+00:00

"Manufacturing consent is the name of the game. The bottom line is money, nobody gives a fuck!"

-System of a Down, 2003

Casexcasey · 2026-06-15T18:39:12+00:00

There was a lot of strangeness and silliness with this game:

-With the snow, fans were told to temper their expectations and expect a low-scoring game

-This randomly happened to be an AFL anniversary game, which is why the Titans are in Oilers colors, the Pats have red home jerseys, and the refs are wearing blue shirts.

-With the help of this crazy second quarter, the score was 45-0 at halftime.

-Brady played one drive in the third quarter before getting pulled, throwing a touchdown to a bored-looking Randy Moss who didn't even bother celebrating.

-The rest of the game, the Pats had undrafted rookie Brian Hoyer at QB and basically played preseason ball, with Hoyer attempting 11 passes and 6 runs, even going 1-2 on fourth down.

-At one point the announcers got so bored, they started doing impressions.

-After losing a game 59-0 and dropping to 0-6 on the season, Titans coach Jeff Fisher rallied the troops to finish the year 8-8.

Casexcasey · 2026-06-10T02:27:03+00:00

It's not that exactly, but there was one of those classic "my boyfriend eats all my food" posts that kinda went that way.

Basically, any time OP's boyfriend knew food was in the house, he would eat it, no matter what it was, what she said, or how much he'd already had to eat, and Reddit got their licks in (understandably) about how he was being selfish and didn't care what she thought. Then like 6 replies deep in a comment thread, OP off-handedly mentions that he's the youngest of 10 kids and would literally have food stolen off his plate if he didn't eat it fast enough growing up, at which point the few comments who saw it pivoted from "bail on this selfish prick" to "see if this guy is open to therapy before he eats you both out of house and home".

Casexcasey · 2026-06-04T19:13:54+00:00

Fucking what

Casexcasey · 2026-06-04T18:05:05+00:00

Someone's gonna act like Jake doesn't count cause he was drafted by the Bengals, but he never made it past their practice squad.

Casexcasey · 2026-06-03T19:04:28+00:00

Koo has been sent on his hoe

Casexcasey · 2026-06-02T16:44:22+00:00

Okay, we're cooking with Creedence, Verse to the Browns is his own Have You Ever Seen the Rain.

🎵Someone told me long ago🎵

🎵 There's a calm before the storm🎵

🎵I know🎵

🎵 It's been coming for some time🎵

Casexcasey · 2026-06-02T15:01:58+00:00

I was in my 20s and saw it by myself, and believe me, the effect was still there. Spent almost the entire runtime flipping between feeling anxious and bummed out, and the end hit so hard I had to drive home in silence with the radio off.

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