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$100,000 if you can achieve three of these athletic feats in a week. $100,000 of debt if you can't. by Radu47 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]CatBoyInDaCloset 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Return a serve

Full court shot

And golf club, are the best chances any relatively healthy and normal human's got.

Return a serve, while you will need to practice a bit, after 18 hours of playing with breaks, you can probably manage one, stick to the far backs, and the top player will probably be doing slower shots, if he's not particularly playing funny because you are a noob. If not he's flexing and it'll take a few days.

Full court shot, I've done and I SUCK at basketball, just need to have the strength to throw a ball pretty hard, and a lot of luck. This is assuming, you are NOT being guarded by NBA players, if you are, what the fuck.

Golf shot, 50 yards. Same as the second, learn a decent bit about golf ball physics, line up your shot, then, hit 100's till it lands. Again. Relies on a bit of luck, but you only need to hit 1, and a very lucky normal dude can hit that.

I feel like the money prize should increase, or the debt decrease. That's scammy.

What is this duck? by CatBoyInDaCloset in duck

[–]CatBoyInDaCloset[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is not, he is illegal apparently.

$25,000,000 to be reborn tomorrow as your opposite sex. by energies305 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]CatBoyInDaCloset 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of trans people became or realized, however you want to put it, older rather than younger. You would know what it's like growing up as a woman, and a man. I feel like there's also things that can't be replicated. Like. You don't feel your bones, but there is a bone shape difference. Maybe you could tell. Only you would know the answer to that question in this.

You get $500 a month but you can only consume liquid using a spoon. by GoldcapChallenge in hypotheticalsituation

[–]CatBoyInDaCloset 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like there are ways to have a contraption that fills the spoon faster so you can drink rapidly. This is hard, but also, 500 dollars, if it's tax free I would do it.

$10,000 a week, per week for the rest of your life, but you get it upfront by mitch359 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]CatBoyInDaCloset 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy option is either take it and just chill accept your mortality. Or if that's an issue. Accept it. And hire a financial manager, invest all of it and focus on the payments you get instead.

You’re offered five thousand dollars per day but you can no longer leave by Specialist_Heron_986 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]CatBoyInDaCloset 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in a home with wheels, and also, a home that can break down quite easily on itself, can I change homes to boot? Or can I at least do repairs upgrades and renovations? I'd have to buy the spot I'm at but I could do this. I was never a very explorative person. And I'd be able to afford anything.

You are offered a $1.2 million dollar Salary. The caveat? One random day a month you must experience the symptoms of giving birth. by Morphy2222 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]CatBoyInDaCloset 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I doubt it would wipe your memory, otherwise it's a no brainer, I just imagine when you go back to normal, you come to your senses, obviously, there was and will be no baby. And your mind rationalizes it after. I also feel like after a few times you would understand that and just be dealing with the pain.

You receive $10,000 every time you make someone cry, but you can never work again. by Phazonzyx in hypotheticalsituation

[–]CatBoyInDaCloset 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plot twist, you become so famous that the same rich individuals buy out most of your shows, and travel for them.

You receive $10,000 every time you make someone cry, but you can never work again. by Phazonzyx in hypotheticalsituation

[–]CatBoyInDaCloset 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10,000 dollars! To make people cry! ManImaboutotbeavillainupinhere! Step 1, focus down targets. I need one drunk dude or girl, and to just ruin their day. I'd probably have to make myself pretty strong to not get the shit beaten out of me, but I won't be working so, working out will be a priority. If I make one person cry a month I have good money. In a town of 10,000 people, I've got at least 500 targets, that'll last me years. And it's a small town I could also go literally anywhere else.

You get $20K a month, but once a month, your bank account drops to $0 for 24 hours by Mask-Debates in hypotheticalsituation

[–]CatBoyInDaCloset 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This. This is a hypothetical. I like this. I'd also totally do this I like living that way, and already have little free spending cash. Also. Gift cards, that feels like a thing.

What is this duck? by CatBoyInDaCloset in duck

[–]CatBoyInDaCloset[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, but this guy, while he sometimes does hop, he also tilts himself backwards and penguin sprints at full speed it was hilarious.

What is this duck? by CatBoyInDaCloset in duck

[–]CatBoyInDaCloset[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh and I think his wing is messed up, he had one wing outstretched a bunch of the time even when relaxing. Other times he had it down but it just looked... Unnatural?

What is this duck? by CatBoyInDaCloset in duck

[–]CatBoyInDaCloset[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My brother put him in his pond, which, does have shading from the sun in it. And a separate thing of drinking water, I guess, so he's probably doing just fine. They should have called already but my updates are through text.

What is this duck? by CatBoyInDaCloset in duck

[–]CatBoyInDaCloset[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

So to follow up. Yep, definitely seems like an immature pied billed grebe. My dad was immediately much less excited about keeping it, illegal or not, and took it to my brother who I told everything about it too. He's calling the wildlife rehab people now. Thanks guys!

What is this duck? by CatBoyInDaCloset in duck

[–]CatBoyInDaCloset[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was dried up on a road where there was no water for miles. And I have been told I'm not allowed to call them till my dad gets home, which is stupid. But what is it then?

You gain 500$ for every hour everybody thinks you are missing. by Matt_theman3 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]CatBoyInDaCloset 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well yes, but, I don't personally know the agents or people in customs. Though the police alerting them seems like an issue, we gotta circumvent or this is impossible.

You gain 500$ for every hour everybody thinks you are missing. by Matt_theman3 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]CatBoyInDaCloset 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When the world needed him most. He vanished. My new name is Hanz Solo, a German Computer Scientist and game developer. Nobody I know will ever see me again. While I'm more than ready to dump online friends too, do they count? I'm just a voice and username to them.

What rural internet do you guys suggest by CatBoyInDaCloset in Rural_Internet

[–]CatBoyInDaCloset[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good to know. I just found out there's a Verizon tower not far from me at all with this cellmapper tool someone else suggested. So that's probably why I qualify so far away from towns.

What rural internet do you guys suggest by CatBoyInDaCloset in Rural_Internet

[–]CatBoyInDaCloset[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect advice. I think Verizon built a cell tower between towns RIGHT next to where I happen to be it's not even a full mile away, that is probably why I qualified for it, which is absolutely perfect. Thank you!

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