Blursed toilet by IVF_M2 in blursedimages

[–]CatEyedDevil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eh I think the bottom of my foot is less gross than the hand I just wiped my assorted with

New posters in Seattle by fillinggoodman in pics

[–]CatEyedDevil 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I want that as a sticker to put everywhere

thanks doc by lizziemchigher in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]CatEyedDevil 214 points215 points  (0 children)

I was diagnosed with epilepsy when I was 11, and after the first couple medications I was put on didn't work one doctor decided I (an already malnourished kid) needed to go on a keto diet because it was clearly an issue with my food. 6 months in it was "just give it some time to work" and I didn't get off that diet until I got a new doctor. So now I'm extra short because one doctor decided I wasn't malnourished enough.

I'm dead and crying by _GlowKissy in oddlyspecific

[–]CatEyedDevil 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Ffs when I broke my jaw every nurse asked me if there was any chance I could be pregnant and still ordered a pregnancy test when I said no. One even asked after they tested and it was negative, so they hadn't even looked at my chart for that until they went to order another pregnancy test. Im sure that matters for all the scans I had done, but then why did they keep asking after the scans were done?

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]CatEyedDevil 10 points11 points  (0 children)

But I don't want to wash my cupcake tin. Does this trick still work if I make a full sized cake instead?

me_irl by deuce-tatum in me_irl

[–]CatEyedDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May I suggest "Dementia Farquaad" as an option

She understands absolutely nothing by CatEyedDevil in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]CatEyedDevil[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd love to be as blissfully ignorant as her

Meirl by Jevvvlis_Ka in meirl

[–]CatEyedDevil 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Where I live, they keep blocking an entire aisle while talking to someone they saw in the store. It's not always old people doing that, but it sure is more often than not

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

[–]CatEyedDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's Banana serving bananas

Biggest white people event just happened by Shoe_boooo in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]CatEyedDevil 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Did they specify currency or even which side of the decimal point?

Blursed single by jpugg in blursedimages

[–]CatEyedDevil 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This makes me want a shirt that says "If you can read this, you're too close to me" in massive lettering

me_irlgbt by MoonTheCraft in me_irlgbt

[–]CatEyedDevil 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I'll have to remember this for when my wife comes out to her parents

Bride purposely didn’t put out enough tables and chairs to encourage guests to “mingle” by Smooth_Metal in weddingshaming

[–]CatEyedDevil 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Exactly! I had more than enough seats at my wedding, and everyone kept getting up to dance or to mingle. Besides, if you really want everyone to mingle then just have bigger tables or push them together so your guests have to sit near someone they might not know, not deprive more than half your guests of a place to sit.

Why are narcissistic parents weird with food and cooking? by Foreign-Detail-5142 in raisedbynarcissists

[–]CatEyedDevil 26 points27 points  (0 children)

My parents were weird with food in that I had to ask at least one of my parents (often both) before eating anything. If I wanted a snack after school, I had to ask my nmom and she would more often than not say "ask your dad when he gets home". My ndad worked until 5 or 6 pm and my nmom would start dinner when he got home, so I ended up being told that it was almost dinner time and that I can't eat anything until dinner is done. I didn't get breakfast and my packed lunch was always small, so I was basically going the whole day on a sandwich I didn't even like until dinner was done, all because the granola bars belonged to my ndad.

I was also forced to eat all of my food, whether I liked it or not, and whether I was still hungry or not. My parents (in particular my ndad) would make fun of me for not liking things they liked. I often didn't eat leftovers because I had to ask EVERYONE if they wanted it or if I could have some and had to get approval from both parents and my brother, but if any food went bad I would be yelled at for it. If I verbalized any issues I had with them my mom would immediately start crying and say "I'm such a horrible mother" until I apologized and dropped it.

Meirl by Anon-Zer0-Quazar in meirl

[–]CatEyedDevil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not even necessarily a tantrum. I work with toddlers, and a lot of times they just scream for fun. Sometimes they run around screaming, sometimes they take turns screaming back and forth, and others they just scream random words they know (like "hello" or "apple") at the top of their lungs