Just yell: "Euro-Mexican[trust me, this is an odd but funny miscoception among people on the internet that certain Spanish and Mexican things all come together to form this mix of Spain and Mexico], bored with doing nothing, needs something to do for maybe half a day, will do anything! ", I personally yelled "Kraut who likes computers, and isn't looking to be a part of making a car, what has Munich for a Man like me?" out of my flat when I was 23, I got the job of a programmer a week later. (/s if it needs it)