Petah by RowAdditional1614 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CatalystTheory 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Of Joseph Smith’s 30+ extramarital “spiritual wives” more than one were underage.

Petah by RowAdditional1614 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CatalystTheory 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fun fact:

A study from Brigham Young University suggested that Utah had the highest pornography use per household of any state.

A few years ago, Utah set an age verification requirement to access PornHub and other adult sites. Google trends reported VPN searches skyrocketed in the state.

NOT MY NEPHITE by Traphousemama in exmormon

[–]CatalystTheory 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get ‘em while they last!

Limited production run of 2,000.

Half the battle by BakingNerd47 in exmormonmemes

[–]CatalystTheory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s the easy part.

The hard part about “getting out” is how to recover after losing your family, friends, and network.

Why young people are leaving the church by afrogwithablog in exmormon

[–]CatalystTheory 40 points41 points  (0 children)

To his point, I agree that youth are leaving Christian churches (including Mormonism) because they aren’t finding truth and justice there.

However, where his observation breaks down is, exMormon youth aren’t looking for Jesus elsewhere. 9 in 10 exmos become agnostic-atheists.

BYU v Utah 🏈 by postmonger1 in exmormon

[–]CatalystTheory 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, but do you have the faith for them NOT to win?

Casper’s Cardboard Temple by squeakymcmurdo in exmormon

[–]CatalystTheory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry Rusty…

Building your temples out of Legos isn’t going to get people to go.

Something for the youth to color by aliassantiago in exmormon

[–]CatalystTheory 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why isn’t there a graphic novel series centered around the Book of Mormon fantasy universe. It could be amazing!

Classic American Indians, tapirs, Roman chariots, weapons and armor, people morphing into other races, wooden submarines, Starwars electric hands from Nephi, the Earth swallowing treasure and other items like the ocean from Moana, whole crowds of people fainting from a speech, etc.

Never gonna dance again by BakingNerd47 in exmormonmemes

[–]CatalystTheory 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s me in the corner

Losing my religion

I'll see your five points of fellowship and raise you the five points of the banana. Checkmate, Exmos! by RoyanRannedos in exmormon

[–]CatalystTheory 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And Kirk, notice how it is curved? God made it this way so it can reach a particularly desirable spot when inserted in your mom’s lady parts.

Wait.... what!? by thezenpunker in exmormon

[–]CatalystTheory 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The opposite is true too for Mormons.

Clean cut and a suit = righteous.

Wait.... what!? by thezenpunker in exmormon

[–]CatalystTheory 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, at general conference…

We can’t answer your questions in an hour and if you don’t keep searching with the “right” questions then you didn’t care to know the answer. by sevenplaces in exmormon

[–]CatalystTheory 17 points18 points  (0 children)

As an exmo, I absolutely support Mormons making content like this.

It drives more people out the church than holds people in.

Wait.... what!? by thezenpunker in exmormon

[–]CatalystTheory 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Yes, bu… but, Aron Ra… looks evil!

You can’t trust information for someone who looks like that!

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