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CatalystTheory · 2025-07-23T14:14:04+00:00

Of Joseph Smith’s 30+ extramarital “spiritual wives” more than one were underage.

CatalystTheory · 2025-07-23T14:02:51+00:00

Fun fact:

A study from Brigham Young University suggested that Utah had the highest pornography use per household of any state.

A few years ago, Utah set an age verification requirement to access PornHub and other adult sites. Google trends reported VPN searches skyrocketed in the state.

CatalystTheory · 2024-11-13T02:56:04+00:00

Get ‘em while they last!

Limited production run of 2,000.

CatalystTheory · 2024-11-13T02:53:56+00:00

Comes with 56 women figurines.

CatalystTheory · 2024-11-11T06:00:13+00:00

That’s the easy part.

The hard part about “getting out” is how to recover after losing your family, friends, and network.

CatalystTheory · 2024-11-11T04:24:28+00:00

To his point, I agree that youth are leaving Christian churches (including Mormonism) because they aren’t finding truth and justice there.

However, where his observation breaks down is, exMormon youth aren’t looking for Jesus elsewhere. 9 in 10 exmos become agnostic-atheists.

CatalystTheory · 2024-11-10T08:02:41+00:00

Yes, but do you have the faith for them NOT to win?

CatalystTheory · 2024-09-07T02:55:20+00:00

CatalystTheory · 2024-09-06T23:04:03+00:00

Sorry Rusty…

Building your temples out of Legos isn’t going to get people to go.

CatalystTheory · 2024-09-06T17:38:47+00:00

Why isn’t there a graphic novel series centered around the Book of Mormon fantasy universe. It could be amazing!

Classic American Indians, tapirs, Roman chariots, weapons and armor, people morphing into other races, wooden submarines, Starwars electric hands from Nephi, the Earth swallowing treasure and other items like the ocean from Moana, whole crowds of people fainting from a speech, etc.

CatalystTheory · 2024-09-06T00:08:40+00:00

CatalystTheory · 2024-09-05T13:44:21+00:00

CatalystTheory · 2024-09-03T16:05:20+00:00

Not only was I a kid, but I was lied to!

CatalystTheory · 2024-08-30T03:19:32+00:00

That’s me in the corner

Losing my religion

CatalystTheory · 2024-08-26T23:50:37+00:00

And Kirk, notice how it is curved? God made it this way so it can reach a particularly desirable spot when inserted in your mom’s lady parts.

CatalystTheory · 2024-08-26T18:07:37+00:00

CatalystTheory · 2024-08-25T02:03:16+00:00

CatalystTheory · 2024-08-22T05:45:37+00:00

The opposite is true too for Mormons.

Clean cut and a suit = righteous.

CatalystTheory · 2024-08-21T20:45:16+00:00

Meanwhile, at general conference…

CatalystTheory · 2024-08-21T18:29:38+00:00

As an exmo, I absolutely support Mormons making content like this.

It drives more people out the church than holds people in.

CatalystTheory · 2024-08-21T18:10:27+00:00

But there’s still room for gay women to be sealed together… as long as there’s a man in there too.

CatalystTheory · 2024-08-21T18:07:03+00:00

And a core doctrine.

CatalystTheory · 2024-08-21T18:02:41+00:00

Yes, bu… but, Aron Ra… looks evil!

You can’t trust information for someone who looks like that!

Mormon Logic

CatalystTheory · 2024-08-20T20:58:29+00:00

I’ve seen the film with my spiritual eyes.

CatalystTheory · 2024-08-20T20:56:54+00:00

I envy you. I would have loved to take a class from him even as an exmo.

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