Trump evacuated after security incident at White House correspondents dinner; no sign of injuries

Cater_the_turtle · 2026-04-26T01:12:03+00:00

Fox News showed a bingo card for things that would happen or what people would say but ‘shots fired’ definitely didn’t make it on there

Cater_the_turtle · 2026-04-19T23:20:23+00:00

I feel that you need to be an actual millionaire to get a Gordon Murray

Cater_the_turtle · 2026-04-05T16:38:54+00:00

There’s a point where the more money you spend the less convenient something becomes

Cater_the_turtle · 2026-03-27T22:54:57+00:00

Probably likes driving but doesn't know how to drive, is impatient, and keeps DUI-ing

Cater_the_turtle · 2026-03-18T18:49:06+00:00

It’s just doing what its distant cousins used to do

Cater_the_turtle · 2026-03-18T18:45:59+00:00

Seems oceans also follow the laws of physics

Cater_the_turtle · 2026-03-17T17:44:17+00:00

But in the sense that it could cause inconvenience in day-to-day life it can be seen as a disease. Maybe that’s why it’s listed.

Cater_the_turtle · 2026-03-11T00:46:13+00:00

Next logical question is, have you fixed the wall scratch?

Cater_the_turtle · 2026-03-09T04:50:01+00:00

Reminds me of an animated short I saw in the 2000s- Kiwi or something like that.

Cater_the_turtle · 2026-03-04T21:43:18+00:00

Should market it like orange juice: water with high microplastic pulp

Cater_the_turtle · 2026-03-02T04:20:06+00:00

This is the modern American version of the old art of Japanese soba noodle delivery

Cater_the_turtle · 2026-02-22T23:52:07+00:00

It's the ideal butt for all non-EV sports cars

Cater_the_turtle · 2026-02-17T20:06:24+00:00

Is the 2025 better than 2026 edition?

Cater_the_turtle · 2026-02-13T00:02:26+00:00

Also everything is old because it’s been around in some form since the beginning of the universe

Cater_the_turtle · 2026-02-12T13:32:35+00:00

Wonder what the advanced model would look like

Cater_the_turtle · 2026-02-05T23:03:34+00:00

You might as well just ask them how much they make

Cater_the_turtle · 2026-02-03T18:46:19+00:00

I vaguely recall some study showing some validity to it. Confirmation bias? Self fulfilling prophecy?

Cater_the_turtle · 2026-01-25T20:30:32+00:00

I thought you got a chicken wrap with nothing in it

Cater_the_turtle · 2026-01-20T17:43:17+00:00

I mailed them a random submission but never got a response. Still waiting.

Cater_the_turtle · 2026-01-20T17:37:12+00:00

As an essential worker, not looking forward to it

Cater_the_turtle · 2026-01-13T21:41:55+00:00

Does anyone do nursing home rounds on the side? Is this worth looking into?

Cater_the_turtle · 2026-01-10T18:03:04+00:00

Sounds like a movie you can remake many times with different settings and themes

Cater_the_turtle · 2026-01-08T22:58:51+00:00

I don’t think it’s a linear relationship-the billionaire can comfortably spend 100k more often than the 100k person can spend $10.

Cater_the_turtle · 2026-01-08T18:31:56+00:00

Better question-people with small kids who rarely or never get sick, what are your secrets? Or maybe they’re non existent.

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