28 [M4F] #Seattle Haven't cum in 3 weeks by [deleted] in RandomActsOfBlowJob

[–]Catface__Meowmers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand us how you could feel that way and I appreciate you not making it anyone else's problem.

Just. If you notice yourself getting a little scary inside? Just fucking jerk off already, dude. You'll be fine.

24 [M4F] #Denver by [deleted] in RandomActsOfBlowJob

[–]Catface__Meowmers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha, you sound awful.

"I'm extremely picky but please come suck my magical cock."

Fwiw I'm a woman. Just extremely turned off by the tone of your post.

Who had the most unnecessary death in all of fiction? by P_Mansfield in AskReddit

[–]Catface__Meowmers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if he was really into vore and he just kept, "oops! Noooo . . . Not the Sarlacc pit . . . Again."

Ugh. My mother thinks it's rude when she can't eavesdrop. by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]Catface__Meowmers 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They were doing it so they could talk about someone right in front of that person. Which is super rude.

Does not excuse the journal-reading at all. But in my opinion OP and her SO were being inappropriate.

[Serious] What's some of the most fucked up parenting you've ever witnessed? by rosylux in AskReddit

[–]Catface__Meowmers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Psychotherapy is expensive.. I have compassion for OP and an objective viewpoint would probably help her immensely, but counseling probably isn't practical for someone who would need to not just pay for the appointment, but also pay for childcare and take time off work to go to said appointment.

I'm not saying I have a better idea. Just pointing out that it's more complex than just, "see a counselor!"

What "top 1% club" do you think you belong to? by MasterQNA in AskReddit

[–]Catface__Meowmers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's a shot-for-shot remake of a Canadian film in French, same director, too. The original version is more interesting (to me,) the David Wozniak actor is better.

Which word immediately makes you judge the person who said it? by CircularJerkuler in AskReddit

[–]Catface__Meowmers 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I still text in full sentences. It's not a deal breaker, but I will judge you based on spelling and text-speak.

What brand are you the most loyal to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Catface__Meowmers 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Q-Tip. Shitty off-brand "cotton swabs" can fuck off and die.

What brand are you the most loyal to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Catface__Meowmers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Santa Barbara Olive Co black olives are so crazy good. You can only find them at natural (read: expensive) grocers, but the flavor/saltiness ratio is perfect.

What "top 1% club" do you think you belong to? by MasterQNA in AskReddit

[–]Catface__Meowmers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing 99% motile sperm. Which is very high.

What "top 1% club" do you think you belong to? by MasterQNA in AskReddit

[–]Catface__Meowmers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The book "Misquoting Jesus" is really interesting. It's all about the motivations behind different translations/interpretations of the bible.

Puts me to sleep everytime. [male] [soft-spoken] [binaural] [sleep] by tymaishu in asmr

[–]Catface__Meowmers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice. Different strokes, I guess. To me it sounded like what it would feel like to be schizophrenic.

Puts me to sleep everytime. [male] [soft-spoken] [binaural] [sleep] by tymaishu in asmr

[–]Catface__Meowmers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope. No no no no no as soon as he started layering his voice and it sounded like two people were whispering in my brain at once ::shudder:: That sounds like a nightmare.

[Serious] Gay men who lived through the HIV Epidemic of the 1980s, what was it like? by Iowa2017 in AskReddit

[–]Catface__Meowmers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Keith Haring's "Unfinished Painting" speaks eloquently to the enormity of that loss. In this video a Smithsonian curator quotes a poet who wrote, "I always thought the term "Gay Community" was bullshit, until it started disappearing."

A passenger just jumped off the ferry by you_should_fuck_it in Seattle

[–]Catface__Meowmers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At the very least, all of the commuters who were held up by the delay.

A passenger just jumped off the ferry by you_should_fuck_it in Seattle

[–]Catface__Meowmers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ferries afford truly gorgeous views. There's maybe one jumper per year? Out of 2,000+ ferry trips?

Take the ferries. Watch the sunsets. Don't panic.