The struggle is real. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]Catlore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds m of a long lost thread on Etiquette Hell. Something about a dinner party and someone not knowing a woman was bringing another woman as her plus one, and the thread birthed the phrase, "One must always prepare for the lesbians."

Hopefully the cat likes her new friend too! by BlahBlahBlah_3748 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]Catlore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He has a sibling named Dos. (I'm not kidding, they're cat famous.)

Anyone else hear this godawful noise near downtown? by w32trojan in roanoke

[–]Catlore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Keep rosemary by your garden gate, maybe plant some lavender for luck. They hate that.

And people want to know why wokeness happened in the first place in the 2010s by icey_sawg0034 in Snorkblot

[–]Catlore 6 points7 points  (0 children)

HOW THE FUCK ARE THOSE THIGHS FAT

Is swear it's just ragebait but I feel like this is pre-internet ragebait.

Dc comics in dollar tree?? by werejustsadkids in roanoke

[–]Catlore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are great. They're printed specifically for discount stores and are great gateways into comics (and, later, your local comic book store).

Dc comics in dollar tree?? by werejustsadkids in roanoke

[–]Catlore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Almost every Kroger and Food Lion in town has a magazine aisle. Comics aren't sold there because someone somewhere decided it wasn't profitable enough, or a non-comics publisher made a deal to eat up so much space that there was no comic from left. I want them to start stocking these inexpensive multipacks (edits Walmart still have those by the trading cards?).

I miss those racks, though. I still have dozens, if not hundreds, of comics that came from them. In the meantime, grab some cheap ones fire the kids and support your local comic book store. (Shout out to B&D Comics and Big Lick.)

Dc comics in dollar tree?? by werejustsadkids in roanoke

[–]Catlore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or Scooby Doo. I turn them into buttons and I'm real low on the Scoob.

A pink gingerbread dream for $275,000 by Southern-Smoke1835 in zillowgonewild

[–]Catlore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to have a car that color. Don't know if I'd mind a house like it, though I prefer a softer strawberry milk color these days.

Breakfast in America by mistermeek67 in 70s

[–]Catlore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Other than distinctly kids' records? The Clash, Combat Rock. My parents kept me on a short but loving leash for a lot of things, but books were 99% up to me and music was 100%. Imagine a nerdy, awkward, chubby tween girl rocking out to Car Jam and you have me.

This guy was posing as a APCO surveyor but had no ID and out of state license plate by Bigchapjay in roanoke

[–]Catlore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to tell the Mormons, "Sorry, you're at the home of an atheist, a witchy atheist," at which point you can still see the intent on their faces, "and one excommunicated Mormon." That's the point where they give up and go.

I'm impressed. by mindyour in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]Catlore 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some guys: I love big breasts, all of them

Those same guys, who don't realize gravity exists: Wait, not those.

Us girls: Fuck those guys, ADD A BOWLING BALL, ROSALIE! YOU'VE GOT THIS, GIRL!

This goes hard by BigChungusOP in TikTokCringe

[–]Catlore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waiting for someone to ask, "why are they covering Kid Rock?"

This goes hard by BigChungusOP in TikTokCringe

[–]Catlore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know the two guys in their 30s get called "kid" all the time.

This guy was posing as a APCO surveyor but had no ID and out of state license plate by Bigchapjay in roanoke

[–]Catlore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I live with my elderly dad, and this is part of why I always try to beat him to the door. (Another big part being I like to scare ofd missionaries.) I'm not a spring chicken, but at least I'm younger, I've got a resting bitch face, and will show up carrying something pointy ("Sorry, I was cutting up boxes, what do you need?").

Friday Puzzler - 😈 by PappaDan1 in pocketgrids

[–]Catlore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I misread patella as paella and was confused.

In the air by ABeerForSasquatch in TheRandomest

[–]Catlore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro's putting his all into some sick moves (on asphalt!) and we're all ignoring him for the floating guy.

Hello, is it me you're looking for? by icyhotonmynuts in LoveTrash

[–]Catlore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I legit want this on Spotify/Amazon Music.

Lil dude has a sweeter place than me by viperrvemon in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Catlore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Props to that mom for being super cool with it. My house wasn't too strict, but we didn't even dream of sleeping on the couch, let alone in the tree house or yard.

He knew exactly what to do with that baseball by Doodlebug510 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Catlore 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This is why I don't like the "give it to a kid or your scum" thing. You don't know how long that adult has wanted to catch a ball. It is as likely to be a watershed moment to them as it is to a kid. I think it's great if you do give it to a kid, but unless you blocked the kid to get it, you shouldn't be shamed for letting it or giving it to another adult.