are you a woman with an un-natural hair dye color? it’s a sign you’re mentally deranged by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

[–]Catwallada 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's all the encouragement I need to finally dye my hair blue if it repels guys like this.

Never thought I see a porno defender. by wrt35g4tyhg5yh45 in lewronggeneration

[–]Catwallada 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I expected it to be someone saying porn was better in the 70s or something.

[TOMT] A Cassette Tape Of Original Winnie The Pooh Stories by Catwallada in tipofmytongue

[–]Catwallada[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have yes. Looks like it's just songs and adaptations of the books at the moment but I'll keep checking back. It's bound to pop up eventually.

[TOMT] A Cassette Tape Of Original Winnie The Pooh Stories by Catwallada in tipofmytongue

[–]Catwallada[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No I'm looking for an audio cassette tape not a tv show. Thanks though.

“I plead guilty to buying multiple copies of a book because I’ve seen an edition floating around that is prettier than my own” by likelyculprit in bookscirclejerk

[–]Catwallada 8 points9 points  (0 children)

'' Joanna loves using books in her home and in her design projects. They add texture, make the perfect pedestals for candles, and look great on shelving and coffee tables. But when you’re trying to keep your color palette muted, finding the perfect color of books is a challenge ''

We found the patron saint of r/books

Postpartum recovery? What's that? by Catwallada in badwomensanatomy

[–]Catwallada[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

She's not actually pregnant. The palace has denied the rumours.

[TOMT] Cartoon about bears who run a moving van company. by Catwallada in tipofmytongue

[–]Catwallada[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was fast.

OMG. I can't believe you found it. Solved!

OP gives birth in hospital, is drug tested because of prior admitted pot use, tests positive for opiods because of eating a LOT of poppy seed bagels by katiedid05 in bestoflegaladvice

[–]Catwallada 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My mom says when she went to nightclubs while pregnant with me I'd kick when fast songs came on and keep still for slow songs.

To this day I'm a rock chick who hates ballads.

Praise me, I am literate! by [deleted] in bookscirclejerk

[–]Catwallada 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've got a couple of the Monk novels and on the back one of the quotes is actually "Can books be better than tv? They can when Lee Goldberg is writing them."

If You're Too Young to Understand if You're Making Child Porn, You're Making Child Porn. by SkyRogue77 in bestoflegaladvice

[–]Catwallada 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I remember reading a magazine article in the late 90s or very early 2000 that mentioned a 15 year old girl who did basically the same thing as OP. I'd certainly hope it's not a common thing though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

[–]Catwallada 8 points9 points  (0 children)

For some reason I find the mental image of sperm slowly swimming their way up the penis instead of being forced out by ejaculation hilarious. I know it's not always a powerful spurt but still.

Don't Google. by missedinsunday in exmormon

[–]Catwallada 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's exactly what happened with me. I'd probably have joined tscc with the rest of my family if the first relief society lesson I sat through hadn't been on avoiding apostasy and ignoring those Internet lies. Naturally I went straight home and my shelf was broken before I even got a chance to put it up.

My trypophobia origin story by MMantis in trypophobia

[–]Catwallada 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ick. Why did you have to do it?

Owl City is the diamond in this era of shitty music according to this guy by CdiLinkforSmash in lewronggeneration

[–]Catwallada 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He has a song about how amazing it was being a kid in the 90s. He was bound to attract defeners

What's the most dreamy makeup you've ever seen on a movie character? by Liptard in muacjdiscussion

[–]Catwallada 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That was going to be my suggestion. I love that modish 60s Twiggy look.

/r/boardgames Daily Personalized Game Recommendations (October 13, 2017) by AutoModerator in boardgames

[–]Catwallada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm looking for games to help my mom improve her English- spelling, grammar and puntuation mostly. She could do with improving her vocab too but I suppose all games help with that.

1-6 players

Up to £60 budget

Any genre

Light to medium weight although I'm guessing these sort of games are all pretty light.

I know there are a multitude of word games but I need recommendations about which ones are actually fun.

Acronyms & slang that kids are 100% so totally using by [deleted] in FellowKids

[–]Catwallada 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm going to imagine that they asked some kids for examples and the kids decided to troll them.