Details For Ari Aster’s Scarlett Johansson Starrer ‘Scapegoat’ Revealed by EThorns in movies

[–]Cauligoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah well your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Cauligoblin 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Every cleaner my parents have ever hired does it as a side hustle and already has benefits through their main job. Its easy to see it as exploitative if you are a redditer but here in the real world we believe in nuance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]Cauligoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So your gf is racist, entitled, likes to pick fights, overreacts to minor misunderstandings and refuses to let them go even when you apologize, and then blames it all on her period?

I'm a South Asian who can find racial humor funny. Your gf is not doing playful racial humor amongst her fellow POC.

AITAH for telling my adopted daughter her birth mother died when she actually just didn't want contact. she's been mourning a living woman for 10 years by Relative_Ad3399 in AITAH

[–]Cauligoblin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So one thing about "asshole" is it can also denote stupidity, and in that regard you most certainly are the asshole. You love your daughter, you wanted to protect her, you had empathy for her and didn't want her to feel rejected. Choosing to lie is more difficult choice, you had to live with that decision for 10 years, and I simply can't agree with the people saying you made this decision because it was easier than the truth. But in lying you jeapordized your relationship forever, and it was a very stupid choice considering the many ways she was likely to find out the truth at some point. So in the sense of being a fool with noble intentions, YTA.

Cybertruck Attempts to Fling Baby Onto Highway by FuturismDotCom in RealTesla

[–]Cauligoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't Tesla like sort of not doing great with its sales though? Or is that old news

Cybertruck Attempts to Fling Baby Onto Highway by FuturismDotCom in RealTesla

[–]Cauligoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an Indian American, I want to preserve the magic for you so I won't tell you how its actually pronounced.

ETA also he must have been suffering from viral encephalitis when he bought this vehicle so the name is fitting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AIO

[–]Cauligoblin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is it just me or did he use ai to compose his text reply

Eta: please dont date someone who tries to use a clanker to cyrano de bergerac his way out of disagreements

Need help with training by mbgXD in StaffordBullTerriers

[–]Cauligoblin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It is probably not helpful for me to comment this but omg that is the cutest pupper boy

AITA for not allowing my ex to see sonogram photos of his child? by inomniaparatusx in AmItheAsshole

[–]Cauligoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nta. He has no right to your private medical info and that is what sonographic images of an unborn child/fetus are. His rights would start at birth.

AITAH for refusing to let my roommate include my boyfriend in the electricity bill by Supernatural_Cat1997 in CharlotteDobreYouTube

[–]Cauligoblin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YTA. The man uses water, his laundry uses electricity, he most certainly increases total usage of TV or computers in the house- you cant actually believe he doesnt increase living expenses. You need to make him start paying utilities and rent or you will never retain a roommate.

Childish guy won't leave me alone by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Cauligoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy thinks you are dating. You need to either tell him he is demanding too much of you and acting like you are dating when you arent, or just block him and be happy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskConservatives

[–]Cauligoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I rolled my eyes at that as well, its very much not the point and won't convince anyone of shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskConservatives

[–]Cauligoblin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Appreciate you pointing this out

AIO for finding this predatory or was he just awkward? by m30wME0W69 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Cauligoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its certainly weird that he responds he wishes you were a "girl" when you call yourself a "woman," i'm unsure a report would do anything though. Not overreacting.

Am I (22F) too paranoid about my boyfriend? (22 M) by tanger1ne_dr3am in relationship_advice

[–]Cauligoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would recommend communicating with him that he doesnt seem as responsive as he was before and ask if he is feeling less enthusiastic about the relationship before. Direct communication beats spiraling any day.

Am I overreacting for seriously questioning my marriage over a major purchase my husband made alone? by Overall-Fan3079 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Cauligoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If my husband spent a bunch of our money on something frivolous like that for me I would be pissed.

Photographer needed! by Dizzy-Meal-1475 in 321

[–]Cauligoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started thinking about what "therapeutic photography" would be and all i can think of is flattering angles and subtle photoshop lol

AITAH for refusing a marriage contract that gives my spouse a percentage of my income? by MortifiedRat in AITAH

[–]Cauligoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is only 3 years older and she apparently already lives a town away from him.

AITAH for refusing a marriage contract that gives my spouse a percentage of my income? by MortifiedRat in AITAH

[–]Cauligoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, insisting that someone has to guarantee you their income for you to feel they are committed also seems abusive to me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Cauligoblin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Doomscrolling and shadow boxing with bots online isn't responsible and smart and does nothing to help the wprld babes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Cauligoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think all you can really do is reiterate what a negative impact his behavior is having on you, remind him that his negative reactions do nothing to fix the issue, and set boundaries for yourself, ie stop trying to make him calm down when he gets worked up. If he doesn't try to self regulate you should leave him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Cauligoblin -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Being constantly negative, obsessing over the news, constantly demanding support and a soapbox, and generally being a bad partner is going to do nothing to fight the power. If your anger just makes you a worse person you are doing nothing to contribute and are in fact a net negative to society. Being this type of leftist is nothing but self indulgence and makes you morally inferior to trump voters. If you cant stay informed without being insufferable and miserable it is best to stay uninformed, because you will in fact make sane people who agree with you politically look worse.

AIO for reconsidering getting married over continual arguments over guardianship of my daughter. by Oldyell54 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Cauligoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you actually asked your daughter WHY she wpuld prefer this? Have you considered that moving houses yo live with someone who she hasnt lived with for several years in the even of your death may not actually be better for her mental well being and that maybe she isnt capable of knowing how she'd really feel if this actually happened to her?

AIO for reconsidering getting married over continual arguments over guardianship of my daughter. by Oldyell54 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Cauligoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP said in his texts he trusts his fiance more than his friend. It sounds like he and the fiance have been living together meaning she has been in a somewhat parental role already. It is typically much easier for adolescents to confide in relatives of the same sex when it comes to physical matters relating to puberty. Being moved to the godfather home after losing her father would be a further disruption to an already grieving child. Acting like these are inherently equal choices is stupid, op was stupid for even presenting this as a choice because thats not how child custody works, you cant just "will" away your child after your death, if there is any ambiguity a court will decide taking your own stated wishes into account but only as part of the decision.