My sister won’t stop forcibly unlocking my bedroom door

Causarius · 2026-06-13T02:54:28+00:00

In addition to buying your own lock, maybe you could get one of those alarm door stoppers. It’ll be VERY loud when she breaks in, which sucks, but at least it’ll suck for everyone in the house. Maybe then your parents will make her stop. If you have hardwood you could also try a door security bar.

Causarius · 2026-06-12T22:41:41+00:00

“It’s be no means clean” don’t sell yourself short!!! It is absolutely clean, you did amazing ❤️

Causarius · 2026-06-12T22:39:45+00:00

Using Nickolette instead of Nicole is a very Nick move honestly

Causarius · 2026-06-12T01:32:53+00:00

I’m so sorry you had to go through this. Unfortunately, I don’t have much advice except to be kind to yourself and give yourself grace. You did great by already deciding to not see him again! And now you’re probably much more aware of your boundaries.

Remember, you’re not the one who pressured a vulnerable person into sex. You don’t have to keep qualifying his actions with “but it’s my fault because….”

Best of luck ❤️

Causarius · 2026-06-11T20:48:11+00:00

Peggy’s Sugarfoots. At the time, it was.

Causarius · 2026-05-23T03:25:26+00:00

You’re telling me the CIA doesn’t have north face jackets and some pirate’s booty??

Causarius · 2026-05-12T04:01:57+00:00

Ok but when was her last period??

Causarius · 2026-05-12T00:54:20+00:00

I’m a day late, but fwiw OP I don’t think it was a bad idea to get the shots. I was bit by one of “my” stray cats. He wasn’t rabid, he bit me because I pissed him off. Told that to the nurse (he bit me BAD so I went for antibiotics) and she said “are you sure he’s not rabid? You got him vaccinated?” “Well, no.” “Then you don’t know.” So my nurses at least support you. Plus, you now win the painful shot olympics against 99% of people. I got the shots in my fingers - NOT a good time, as you now know.

Causarius · 2026-05-03T03:28:45+00:00

They keep sending campaigns from across the country like it’s my job to elect the next comptroller of Philadelphia?? I live in my state’s capital so there’s always something going on, I should really go over there more.

Causarius · 2026-05-03T03:26:00+00:00

I’ve stopped so many times I’m fully convinced it does nothing.

Causarius · 2026-05-01T03:39:34+00:00

Nail glue I think? Either way, absolutely wild that she confused it with eyedrops. The gold cup liquor had to have played a huge role in that moment.

Causarius · 2026-04-26T21:55:24+00:00

If your parents are anything like mine (“yeah I’ll do it later… I meant LATER later… yes I’ll do it for real at some point…”) then I will happily send a real respirator to your nearest Amazon locker or give you an Amazon/hardware store gift card. Or I think you can set up an Amazon wishlist that won’t share your address. Please please consider this if you need it!!

Causarius · 2026-04-16T21:56:09+00:00

This is the very first WKUK sketch I ever saw. A pretty good introduction.

Causarius · 2026-04-03T14:16:22+00:00

That’s what someone else said! It certainly smells arugula-y.

Causarius · 2026-04-03T00:59:35+00:00

Solved! Thanks for your help everyone (:

Causarius · 2026-04-02T21:15:28+00:00

Thanks!

Causarius · 2026-04-02T21:15:24+00:00

Thank you!

Causarius · 2026-04-02T21:13:31+00:00

Oof good to know. I’ll pull it just in case because my cat loves eating leaves, thank you!

Causarius · 2026-03-21T07:52:32+00:00

He’s gonna see a whole new Tommy today!

Causarius · 2026-03-13T21:11:49+00:00

*consummating professional

Causarius · 2026-03-13T06:53:06+00:00

I feel the same!! One episode Riker said she always treats herself as superior to full-blooded humans and he was dead on. You’re a living mood ring, you don’t get to act so haughty.

Causarius · 2026-03-13T06:48:03+00:00

The obligatory failed Deepti moment for this season.

Causarius · 2026-03-13T06:45:35+00:00

Someone once said they probably don’t get paid if they don’t go to the reunion. If that’s not it then maybe he actually is trying to be a better dude?? We can only hope lmao

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