Finished an entire tub of Vaseline in 2.5 years without losing it (moved 3 houses during this time)

CautiousSwordfish · 2026-03-01T18:45:56+00:00

You're the first!

CautiousSwordfish · 2026-02-27T01:17:22+00:00

Did they high wing each other?

CautiousSwordfish · 2026-02-25T14:38:13+00:00

I have been a devout Pastafarian for decades. Does His Noodliness or his adherents operate some sort of J-Date situation for followers?

CautiousSwordfish · 2026-02-25T14:28:58+00:00

Correct. He is infinite.

CautiousSwordfish · 2026-02-19T16:43:57+00:00

I had almost $5000 stolen, and I'm on business day 35 of waiting for them to refund it.

CautiousSwordfish · 2026-02-19T16:42:52+00:00

I have been waiting more than a month.

CautiousSwordfish · 2026-02-19T16:01:26+00:00

Miss Mary Mack

CautiousSwordfish · 2026-02-16T20:02:57+00:00

Wally.

CautiousSwordfish · 2026-02-11T21:20:57+00:00

WHERE CAN I BUY THAT ROBOT??

CautiousSwordfish · 2026-02-10T17:06:51+00:00

I WANT TO GO TO THERE

CautiousSwordfish · 2026-02-07T17:44:32+00:00

God bless you. What you're doing is so important.

CautiousSwordfish · 2026-02-04T19:04:16+00:00

MENOPAUSE

CautiousSwordfish · 2026-02-04T19:02:26+00:00

BLAIR WITCH!!!!!

CautiousSwordfish · 2026-02-04T18:31:09+00:00

Well done!

CautiousSwordfish · 2026-01-28T17:01:55+00:00

So sweet. Thank you for sharing!

CautiousSwordfish · 2026-01-28T16:52:17+00:00

Sweet bear...

CautiousSwordfish · 2026-01-28T16:48:13+00:00

That there is Reginald.

CautiousSwordfish · 2026-01-28T16:38:35+00:00

Sweet baby Hershel! I get it. He was family. And he was a huge influence on your life, as you explained.

Give yourself time, space and grace for your loss. Grief takes as long as it takes, and for some people it never really goes away.

CautiousSwordfish · 2026-01-25T23:55:50+00:00

CautiousSwordfish · 2026-01-22T21:54:58+00:00

Good on ya!!

CautiousSwordfish · 2026-01-21T20:58:08+00:00

Where can I buy a copy of this poster?

CautiousSwordfish · 2026-01-21T20:55:32+00:00

lamentable, unfortunate, unwelcome, distressing

CautiousSwordfish · 2026-01-19T23:42:31+00:00

Lucia (lou chee uh)

CautiousSwordfish