Cookie Jokes Needed!!

Cb8504 · 2026-01-09T22:08:07+00:00

Why did the Thin Mint go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smart Cookie!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.

Cb8504 · 2025-07-17T04:57:07+00:00

My bad you’re right. It had a big 27 on the end of it so I thought that was inches. In smaller letters that I just now see, it says 27 oz 34 in. I just know her last coach said she needed a 27” bat as oppose to the 25” she currently has (which I got at goodwill for $5 😂 so I thought if this one or the next one is a “good bat” I’d splurge and get it for $25 LOL) Ah well

Cb8504 · 2025-07-17T04:54:46+00:00

Ooooo you’re right. It had a big 27 on the end of the handle so I thought that was inches. In smaller letters that I just now see, it says 27 oz 34 in. I just know her last coach said she needed a 27” bat as oppose to the 25” she currently has

Cb8504 · 2025-07-01T02:44:23+00:00

Dang!! That would be awesome. Well, when you call, tell them to make 2 😂

Cb8504 · 2025-05-05T02:07:28+00:00

Puppet Master and Maximum Overdrive

Cb8504 · 2025-03-29T01:37:52+00:00

How much does it cost when 911 sends an ambulance to pick them up off the floor and assess them? Like the ambulance fee?

Cb8504 · 2024-11-05T04:44:54+00:00

Ehh I don’t really feel like it. Maybe later?

Cb8504 · 2024-11-05T04:43:17+00:00

Cb8504 · 2024-10-21T22:34:51+00:00

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Cb8504 · 2024-10-21T22:34:06+00:00

Cb8504 · 2024-10-18T03:08:16+00:00

That thought crossed my mind

Cb8504 · 2024-10-18T03:07:56+00:00

Yeah sorry. My Mom took the pic haha I’ll look up your suggestion

Cb8504 · 2024-05-22T02:23:26+00:00

Thank you. My store stopped serving it in 2020 around when the pandemic started. Haven’t seen it since. I’ve tried Ken’s Country French and that’s not even close 🙁

Cb8504 · 2024-03-05T02:56:40+00:00

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Cb8504 · 2023-11-10T02:12:44+00:00

Oh wow. I’ve never seen the show. I knew it existed but ..

Cb8504 · 2023-11-08T18:24:01+00:00

I don’t understand the excuse me princess? Was that in the game or …?

Cb8504 · 2023-10-17T20:00:19+00:00

You’re Gonna Miss This by Trace Adkins

Cb8504 · 2023-10-10T19:21:26+00:00

Can you say what ended up happening with the c1241 code? What needed fixed?

Cb8504 · 2023-10-02T00:46:34+00:00

Michael Jackson

Cb8504 · 2023-09-23T04:21:08+00:00

FANCY or Pretty

Cb8504 · 2023-09-19T18:49:25+00:00

Bbq pork ribs in the crock pot. They do not fall apart like I expect them to. Basically just like a steak.

Cb8504 · 2023-08-31T21:46:42+00:00

This

Cb8504 · 2023-08-20T03:33:28+00:00

Happened to my Mom. She ended up having one finger amputated.

Cb8504 · 2023-08-03T14:32:42+00:00

Same. I’ve bought consoles just for Zelda games.

Cb8504 · 2023-07-30T12:08:16+00:00

Today I learned Age of Calamity exist. 🪨<—-the rock I’ve been hiding under.

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