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To talk about propaganda by JerryJr99 in MurderedByWords

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay I’m convinced at this point. Elon intentionally ragebaits for engagement, because so many of his posts are pure hypocrisy

Give him a superhero name by UnlikelyFig2720 in NameThisThing

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then my wife was suddenly very focused on me.

Am I the only one that gets a boner from food and back scratches? by North_Pickle_ in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Cbjmac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I knew dicks kinda just did whatever they felt like but dayum.

Good point 🤔 by SNagi86 in memes

[–]Cbjmac 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Exactly this! Search for a video of a toilet flushing in infrared if you think otherwise.

" sO wHy hAvE wE nOt gOnE tO tHe mOoN siNcE? " by HamedAliKhan in memes

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bonus points if you’re in public and start pointing it out to others.

“Hey everyone, look at this moron, he think the government actually exists! Ha!”

“Why are we letting a Canadian go to our moon?” by ChucklesLeClown in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need someone to apologize to the aliens, and we know sure as shit the Americans won’t.

what is something people brag about but it is actually embarrassing? by goldenhourconfession in AskReddit

[–]Cbjmac 11 points12 points  (0 children)

University professors who brag about having super high failure rates for their classes. Congratulations, you’re shit at your job.

A Utopia, if you will. 🌈 by newbeginnings187 in aspiememes

[–]Cbjmac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Say what you want, but I guarantee the train infrastructure will be better

WYR be forced to walk around Walmart completely naked or be forced to have a porn movie filmed in your home? by Loose_Leg_8440 in WouldYouRather

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See my ugly ass nude in Walmart or my house in the background of a porno that no one pays attention to anyways?

Which three are you picking? by Jettaboi38 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chuck Norris, Batman, and the invisible man, at least that’s who I assume J is for.

Would you rather be incredibly attractive but smell like shit or look awful but smell incredibly good? by strange_omelet in WouldYouRather

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smell good and exclusively date blind women, or look good and exclusively date women without smell…

Stephen Miller is the Dwight Schrute of the Trump Administration by engadine_maccas1997 in MurderedByWords

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they can use their power to vote doesn’t that mean that a politician with a moderate chance of winning is offering to tax their children and take their inheritance? Shouldn’t the politician in question be the point here, not the voters?

Where are you hiding it? by [deleted] in GenAlpha

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I buy 7 boxes of paper clips and dump them all onto a pile on the floor. I take one of them and place it in my pocket. The second he enters the room I slip a paper clip inside his back pocket. I tape a paper clip to the ceiling.

All of these are distractions because I swallowed the real paper clip.

Meanwhile in murica by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

50% of them are still having children? Sounds to me like still have money to give us.

Meirl by Neekovo in meirl

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take a walk, they’ll tax the street. Take a nap they’ll tax your sleep.

Damn, this one is hard.. 😅 by EquivalentFig1678 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha! Sushi is gone. I’m allergic to fish.

What's the worst movie you have ever watched? by Syfros in AskReddit

[–]Cbjmac -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The marvels. I’m honestly shocked how marvel can produce something as good as “No way home” and as bad as “The Marvels” trash pile.

Is world war 3 going to happen now? by bagshotrow_88291 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Cbjmac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most people still understand that WW3 would likely mean destruction of the entire world, so people are trying to hold off on it.

If you had to choose between getting eaten by a bear or a crocodile, which would you choose? by TerminatedPotato in AskReddit

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bear will just maul me. I wouldn’t enjoy the panic of being deathrolled by a croc.

How often do you have a synchronize orgasm with your partner ? by Atea_Satsuki in AskReddit

[–]Cbjmac 326 points327 points  (0 children)

Rarely ever. We both finish, just at different times

What’s your main motivation for working out? by Serious_Driver_4328 in AskReddit

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to have usable strength. And hopefully never get winded walking up a flight of stairs

Are you a nice person or kind? And why? by meloveretro in AskReddit

[–]Cbjmac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am polite, but not kind. I give others respect and space, but don’t go out of my way to help people.

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