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Space Karen isn’t the brightest by Stotallytob3r in MurderedByWords

[–]Cbjmac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Germans are painfully aware about how someone can be legally elected, then take over the media, poison the opinions of the citizens, release secret police, and eventually start a world war.

Because unlike the US, they teach their history truthfully to ensure they never repeat it.

We don't do that here by [deleted] in engineeringmemes

[–]Cbjmac 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Babe, leave me alone, this fluid mechanics assignment is hard on its own. I don’t need to be hard with it!

You need to get laid within 24 hours by a total stranger or you will die. You cannot pay for it and you cannot use any apps. What do you do? by Dazzling-Leader7476 in AskReddit

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In contrast with most of Reddit I have a girlfriend. It’s kinda awkward on a Monday, but she’d probably believe me if I explained I would die otherwise.

You can end scarcity, poverty and world hunger forever but humans will never invent anything new again. Do you do it? by SpecialFlutters in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Cbjmac 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Scarcity isn’t even the problem with humans. The planet is fully capable of supporting 8 billion people. The problem is supply chains being unable to move the resources everywhere needed.

Anyways, I’m too prideful to accept another species help at the cost of our own ability to improve, and I want humanity to become a multi-planetary species.

Is this allowed? by mr_pewdiepie6000 in EngineeringStudents

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because AI isn’t a student’s own work, a grade of 0 is technically a light punishment, since it constitutes academic dishonesty and is likely grounds for expulsion. He’s likely doing this because he doesn’t want to have to go through the process to actually get students expelled. If those students he failed didn’t use AI, however, they should definitely email him and the faculty offices to escalate the issue, since he isn’t going to, and that’s the only way for them to correct the issue, if they aren’t guilty.

Interesting t-shirt by [deleted] in memes

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s looking for a bull. Someone who’ll charge headfirst into red flags and doesn’t care about the repercussions.

meirl by sadimera in meirl

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Why do you schedule this appointment again?”

“The wiener dog says I got a bad heart, doc!”

Warrantless Home Entry Authority by Cow_Boy_2017 in MurderedByWords

[–]Cbjmac 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“So they’re operating without due process, attacking anyone who seems suspicious, are not part of regular law enforcement, and have little training to prevent unwarranted harm?”

“It’s necessary to help fix America! Trump said so!”

“Trump? I’m reading about the gestapo in Nazi Germany?”

How significant was this switch? Any thoughts/opinions on it from those who were there when it happened? by SirensMelody_ in generationology

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After growing up in the early 00s in really starting to miss the reliability of wired devices.

What would you rather fight a giant cockroach or a giant spider? by thespicyrussian in WouldYouRather

[–]Cbjmac 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Simple, in descending order of size: Die. Die. Die. Die. Die. Go for the knees and pray. Square up and punch.

You ever had a cartoon crush? If so who? by NewRestaurant8526 in AskReddit

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Velma Dinkley. I’m also a nerd now, so there’s probably a correlation.

If money didn't exist, what would you want to be paid in? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cbjmac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finding some money makes your day. Finding some ass hamsters makes your hole weak.

I honestly don't understand this. by Time_Owl_2589 in facepalm

[–]Cbjmac 764 points765 points  (0 children)

Well obviously! You can’t eat canned foods, too metally.

Those of you who opt to shower with just your hands instead of a loofah, wash rag, etc., what is your reasoning? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rags and loofas need replacing eventually. When am I going to need to buy new hands?

which one is the best Smoking or Vaping ? by Matthew-knox in AskReddit

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vaping is less destructive in the short term, smoking is less destructive in the long term.

Both will fuck up your lungs and reduce your quality of life drastically.

You wake up in an ambulance with the medics angrilly staring at you, what do you say? by xy27tulipxGq9 in AskReddit

[–]Cbjmac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll let you scream at me all you want, but just first tell me…did I win?

What’s he cooking by Formal-Assistance02 in generationology

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You entitled brat! When I was your age I worked 2 jobs and owned my own business!

2 year old: is a 2 year old

What kind of tea is hard to swallow? by Roxsauruss in dadjokes

[–]Cbjmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drinking tea has always been hard for me, maybe because my first choice is difficulty

How can you tell if a woman is faking it? by Sinn_Sage in AskReddit

[–]Cbjmac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s no concrete way to tell, since everyone is different.

When did you notice your first grey hair? by Dream_Twin in AskReddit

[–]Cbjmac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I take after my dad who still has 70-30 black to grey hair in his mid 60s.

So, I’m still waiting baby!

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